Obligatory tune. Happy 4/20, all you stoners.

COOL STORY, BRO: We may never know the true origin(s) of 420 as slang for pot culture, but here’s one toke one take.

RAPID UNPLANNED DISASSEMBLY: Starship lifts off on first integrated test flight, breaks apart minutes later[…] Several of the 33 Raptor engines in the Super Heavy booster appeared not to be firing in video shown on SpaceX’s webcast a little more than a minute after liftoff. –SpaceNews

THOSE KULAKS DON’T VOTE FOR ME: Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs vetoed bipartisan legislation, HB 2509, to expand the foods that home-based entrepreneurs are allowed to sell. The bill, which passed the Senate 26 to 4 and the House of Representatives 45 to 11, would permit homemade food producers to sell refrigerated foods and meals, including perishable ingredients like butter, eggs, and meats. –Institute for Justice

 

Apparently this film was not indeed historically accurate.

 

CAVEWOMEN STINGY WITH THE VAG? That’s my take on this sciencey article. Special bonus funk tune for reading the article.

…PROBABLY BECAUSE CAVEMEN DIDN’T TAKE THEM ON CURLING DATES: Every girl loves a fun evening out where she’s expected to sweep, right?

JUICED FOR JOVIAN MOONS: On April 14, ESA launched their JUICE probe which will study the icy moons of Jupiter – Europa (no landings), Ganymede, and Callisto – during the 2030s.

LAST-MINUTE PLEA FOR CONTENT: Our contributing writers and cartoonists have been very, very good to us recently. However, our need for content remains insatiable. You know what to do.

Space-themed bonus tune from an underrated artist, this morning’s events notwithstanding.