I try to not talk about the current thing(TM).  Not because I am not interested in the current thing, I just prefer to write about something else because I can’t always log on here and see if you guys had enough of talking about the current thing. But I guess this is the weekly beer review, so to not throw something out there would seem…I dunno.

This is my review of Victory Brewing Java Latte Milk Stout:


Bud Light is a terrible beer and I am glad they finally did something to make everyone come to their damn senses and realize they think you suck, and they hate you, but you keep coming back to their shit product because fuck hipster juice.  (Collective you, not you specifically that hates hipster juice.  You know who you are.)

6 month chart. H/T: Charles Schwab

Of course, a mostly reasonable reaction from SoCons is to boycott Bud Light, but its a label under the AB-InBev international intoxicating beverage conglomerate that has hundreds of brands from around the world.  Including local ones I really like. Which is why this very well might work as well as the SoCon boycott of Gillette under P&G—there are too many brands to keep up with and we don’t really know if it is really affecting their bottom line because of the shift in sales to another one of their brands.  Sure the stock has gone down in the past week or so, and there have been many instances of successful boycotts but it is honestly too soon to tell.

So as a public service announcement, I just want to make sure you are all aware of the Czech brand Budweiser Budvar.

They are not affiliated with AB-InBev in any way, and in fact have gotten into legal disputes over the years due to the branding being nearly identical to the American brand paying homage to the communist cult.  If you intend to punish AB-InBev with your wallet, please do not punish Budweiser Budvar.

 

This one was splodey, so I just had to get a good pic of it.  This is a milk stout and while it is a bit on the sweet side but doesn’t overdo it.  Mostly because of the cold brew coffee and booze they toss in their casually to counter it.  It is not like the English varieties in this sense.  A brief perusal of their website suggests it is NOT AFFILIATED with AB-InBev but under a parent company called Artisanal Brewing Ventures with Southern Tier Brewing. Victory Brewing Java Latte Milk Stout:  3.9/5 8.2% ABV