When I was 13 years old I was a big Seal fan.  I was introduced to the musician from a source you may know has a certain power over me, Comic Book movies.  Seal was featured on the Batman Forever soundtrack with the hit song Kiss From a Rose.

I became semi-obsessed with Seal.  For my 13th birthday I got my first CD player, and the very first album I picked out was Seal’s self titled album. I had asthma and was a fat kid, but very energetic.  So instead of participating in sports I walked.  With my rad jean jacket and my 3rd party Walkman clone. I walked fucking everywhere, rocking fucking Seal! I was a badass in my own mind. Then I learned that this was not Seal’s first album. He had an earlier one with a song called Crazy as the single.

I heard it, thought it was ‘bitchin’ and moved along to other things.  Hootie and The Blowfish was now the cool new thing, no time for Seal, Blues Traveler has a new song!  So years went by and I morphed from a fat 13 year old obsessed with Seal to fat 19 year old who listened to metal music. Then something hit me.  A ‘new’ band I had ‘found’ when I went to Ozzfest.  Mushroomhead wore masks like Slipknot, but their music seemed to have more art and substance behind it.  Then I got the album, and there was one cover song on it that blew my mind.

It’s all connected! It’s all a simulation! Jean jackets protect you!