I still think we got robbed in the semifinal.

Georgia football snubs Biden. (I can’t wait to see Twitter’s reaction to that.) Man City and Real Madrid played a boring game that had two spectacular goals. Dallas-Seattle are all level, and we’re dangerously close to a Carolina-Florida Wales Conference Final. And that’s it for sports.

I guess that’s one way to become a bestseller. What a crazy asshole.

I’m confused. Isn’t the trial there to determine accountability? Or are they looking for some financial payola, which is what they seem to have been about all this time?

“Nunya bidness!”

Good. He should tell them to fuck off. And then point them at the constitution and tell them it’s none of their business.

Uh…ya think?!?!?!?! It’s gonna be a freaking circus and it’s exclusively his administration’s fault.

I can’t believe this guy is finally taking a logical position. Although I expect him to demand it be a nationwide program soon rather than one in his bankrupt state. Or bitch about Texas and Florida or something.

I have an alternate headline: White House Looks To Join Reality And The Rest Of The Country. That’s more honest.

I think this is actually a good idea. And it’s coming from a California politician, which surprises the shit out of me.  But yes, there is a lot of inconsistency. And if the government is going to be involved (which I don’t think should be the case, yet here we are), then they need to clean up their act.

“Stop this madness!”
-Progressives

Heaven forbid young kids learn basic first aid. I have a third-grader, and I think this is a great idea, since government schools aren’t going away any time soon.

I ain’t fooling around with the songs today. That one is a masterpiece. And this one might be even better. What a fantastic musician. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this fantastic Wednesday, dear friends.