"If you buy this house, maybe I can afford some fucking socks."

“And here’s where you could put your links.”

“Just look at this Incredibly Millennial Shit”

“All the Dune: Part Two news that’s been revealed so far”

“More and more, gangs seem to be finding new ways to intimidate victims, in an effort to extract a successful ransom payment.”

“It’s mostly Monster Hunter and Persona.”

“Executives are consistently held responsible for the agencies whose leaders they choose.”

This was pretty entertaining. (NSFW)