Well, it happened. #4 little L is now a biped. It’s crazy how you can have 4 kids and every one is different. For instance, most of my kids figured out the lever-type door knobs around age two. Littlest one just needed to be able to stand and already, all doorknobs in the house are useless to defend against him. I guess I’m just going to have switch all my door hardware to knobs and put the little plastic things over them. Taking a dump alone is a non-negotiable thing for me.

Only 230 people showed up to a Jeep event? Yes, I am looking down on the Jeepers.

I can only imagine how many different “snake string charmer” nicknames she’s gonna have in the squad room.

Cop hits transplant transport. Hopefully the organ at the heart of the matter didn’t end up on the pavement.

Yes, I am ashamed

This gives me hope for the younger generation… a little criminal mischief involving toilets and fireworks.

I’ll see you guys on Memorial Day. At least the ‘Murcans.

 

I did not expect this to turn into face-melting blues.