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The Bruins: gone. The Lightning: gone. The Avalanche: gone. What a wild first round of the NHL playoffs. And it’s not even finished yet.  Meanwhile the NBA is still playing. The early MLB season has been a roller coaster for some teams, including the Astros. But things will stabilize. Nobody could touch Checo in Baku. And only one non-Red Bull car was within 20 seconds of the winner. It will take a lot of mechanical failures or a serious rule change to make this season enjoyable for fans of Ferrari, Aston, or Mercedes. And across the pond, Liverpool played great. It was an absolutely perfect way to beat Spuds. Sure, I liked the 3-0 start, but letting them claw back to a draw 3 minutes into extra time only to rip their hearts out a minute later was a masterclass. Simply awesome.  And that’s it for sports.

The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. No, seriously. I hope it lasts forever.

The American banking system

Wow, that was fast. You’d almost think JP Morgan was actually running the show since they get all the assets. One quick question: who assumes the debts?

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe. There are ways, Dude.” I don’t get the fraud charges. Are the feds saying she wasn’t planning on sending the parts? Because I bet she was.

There’s a better solution: hand out free guns and let people stop those who would rob them of their livelihoods.

It reads like a who’s-who of scumbags. Color me unsurprised.

“Next stop The Windy City.”

How about…no. You’re a Sanctimony City, not a Sanctuary City. Now reap what you’ve sown.

Well…no shit. It’s been this was for some time and really ramped up starting in 2008, by my estimation. And it’s gone to 11 since 2016.

This seems logical to me. If the fuel taxes are there to maintain roadways, one would think electric car users would stop getting a free ride. I’d certainly prefer no taxes, but if you’re gonna impose them, the least you could do is make everybody who uses the roads pay something.

Here’s an absolutely lovely song for you. Such a great melody. And this bass line is magic. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.