This week is (again) dominated by Venus retrograde (strife, failed relationships, bad or nonexistent sex).  It seems more likely to be of the strife/conflict variant early in the week since Mars and Mercury are also involved, though Mars falls out midweek and Mercury shifts into conjoining with the moon on Saturday to make an especially chaotic day.  The 16th is a particularly terrible day to have a date.

Beyond even that nonsense, the loading up of Virgo with dynamic (read: belligerent and obnoxious) planets means a week that starts off with no chill, and becomes even less peaceful as it progresses.



Leo: The Lovers – Bow-chicka-wow! Honestly, from a pure augury standpoint, this is fascinating since it is the exact opposite to Venus retrograde which is actually in Leo. Leos tell me next week how it went (the card are usually more right than the stars on an individual normal person basis).

Virgo: The Empress reversed – Light, truth, the unravelling of involved matters, public rejoicings, vacillation.

Libra: 6 of Cups – Past connections are of service.

Scorpio: Ace of Coins reversed – Mo’ money mo’ problems.

Sagittarius: 7 of Coins – Proper stewardship pays off.

Capricorn: 2 of Coins – Successful projects, planning for the next endeavor

Aquarius: Knight of Swords – Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin. 

Pisces: 6 of Coins – People asking you for help. Upright the card indicates that you’ll make good decisions about who to grant favors to.

Aries: King of Cups – Priest, scientist, lawyer, bartender.

Taurus: Knight of Coins reversed – Inertia, idleness, stagnation, placidity, discouragement, carelessness.

Gemini: 9 of Coins – Prudence, safety, success, accomplishment, certitude, discernment. 

Cancer: Strength – Power, energy, action, courage, magnanimity, complete success and honors.


Notice where Gertie chomps on her and the beginnings of the Mud Mane