The littlest one slept until 5:30 this morning and it was like getting a day off. I’ve decided every day he gets up before 5am, I’m going to pick one of my retirement accounts and pull 1% of the beneficiary payments out and assign it to one of his brothers. Even with Florida Meth, I can’t keep up with him. He’s lucky he’s cute, or I’d be selling him to human traffickers.

I don’t quite get what role the Mountain Dew was supposed to play, but hey, it’s Florida Woman.

I had a pretty fancy restaurant add a 3.5% credit card surcharge to my total after the bill was presented. I assume that was posted somewhere, but I also thought they were a nice enough place to raise their prices by 5% and nobody would complain.

Suck it dark matter believers.

Florida Lawyer runs classic ponzi scheme.

Have a little SRV