I am sorry to announce y’all are stuck with me this weekend. OMWC as been kidnapped to a nudist colony weekend of camping by his free-spirited NPR girlfriend and her short bus pet project. The vision of OMWC and NPR Lady frolicking nude in the wilderness is lightened somewhat by imaging Short Bus’ unparalleled camping technique of using marshmallows as tent pegs.

NPR Lady’s plans for OMWC this weekend include a hearty bong rip, interpretive dance, and leading him through a faery arch to his doom.

Wish I had known about this Central Valley PA Cryptid Fest sooner.

Texas Sasquatch migrated to the Northwest for this movie

Is this Swamp Monster technically a Sasquatch?

The robust career of the Jersey Devil

The life of a Cryptid Hunter

Let’s go on a road trip

Italian cheesemaker crushed by wheel of parm

The “experts” are at it again, this time with a list of the perfect time to do everything, like have sex, and bake bread.

Lochness Ladle...

Quite a bargain, too.

New cryptid just dropped