Daddy needs a new race car.

Akshully, Sloopy and Banjos are making sure they can pay their Social Security taxes for those Glibs on, or close to SS.

 

Let’s see what might be going on in the world.

 

This has had zero, zip, zilch impact on my life. I’m sure whatever the outcome is, it still won’t matter. Fun died in 1989.

 

Holy crap the news sucks ass today. Whew. We can get through this, Spud.

 

Millions of years of evolution were dead wrong. Who knew?

 

You can afford a much better toupee, Gene.

 

Lights are growin’ dim…

 

“But there was no funny business. No sir!”

 

Yeah. Thanks honey. I’m sure Team Red is thrilled. I hope you lose your job.

 

Here. Have a piece of Ukraine candy.

 

We made it. That was not easy. Time to phone it in and prep for a glorious September weekend.