NewWife and I went and saw the remastered/rereleased/whatever concert last night resulting in your getting this predictable reading tune.

I saw it first run in Memphis at the Fare Four which was then owned by a couple of Arab brothers and ran all the artsy stuff, so sometimes there was a desultory picket of bored Baptists at their place you had to drive around if you wanted to see a nipple.  It was near midnight and the town was caked in ice, so we snuck over by driving down the middle of five-lane streets at 6MPH.  I don’t remember the arcane details of going to many movies three decades ago.  Now, onto the nonsense!

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 Colorado ain’t 22d

    • they best CSU by 15? won in 2OT; we rate this prediction Somewhat True
    • lose to Oregon by 13?  lost by 36, and are now unranked; we rate this prediction Super True; we rate Colorado formerly over-rated
    • lose to USC by 18?
    • lose to ASU by 2?
    • win over Stanford by 11?
    • lose to UCLA by 10?
    • then lose to Oregon St by 7?
    • then edge Arizona by 3?
    • then lose in Pullman by 10?
    • then lose to UU by 9?

OTHERWISE, HOW THE WEEK WENT

Duke ain’t 21st

but they smashed 0-4 basketball behemoth UMass.  They’re not even a top 30 team.

I’ve realized the folly of declaring low-tier teams as under-rated because, even if they are, they need to be smashed by a nobody and knocked entirely out of the rankings for us to notice.  Suppose Duke loses to Notre Dame:  they should, so it would prove nothing.  I’ve got too much of this in the stew, and maybe the year’s lesson is that when things get muddy, it’s hard to know who’s over-rated or to even get data that proves it.

Florida State sure as shit ain’t 4th,

and barely edged 2-2 Clemson, but no one will admit they were wrong yet, and looking down through their schedule, there doesn’t look like there will be any test to clarify things.  They did get knocked down a notch to make room for THE ohio state, which is correct.

Oklahoma ain’t 18th ,

but they hung 20 on 2-2 Cincy.  There’s probably nothing to see here the rest of the year no matter whether they win the Red River Rivalry, but they are definitely looking like a top tier team and will probably be a big miss for me.  My God, what have I done?

Oregon State ain’t 16

and lost to 21-ranked Washington State, but they ain’t 19th, either:  we wait.

Washington sure as shit ain’t 8th,

but they posted 59 on Cal.  Two weeks ago I grudgingly observed they might be a top 20 squad, and now they are very much looking like my first big miss of the year.

North Carolina ain’t 17th,

but they scored 41 on Pitt and might be a top 25 team.  They’ve been promoted to 15th, so they’re even more over-rated than when they fell into my rant.

Utah ain’t 12th,

but they got the dub over UCLA in a pure strugglefest; we’re waiting on bowl season to see these guys unhorsed.

Washington State (father-in-law’s alma mater) ain’t 23d,

but, see above, they handled also-over-rated Oregon State.  This is looking to be the year of games that don’t prove much.

UCLA ain’t 24th,

but they held UU to 14, so maybe they are 24th?  Possible Miss Alert.

 

NEWLY OVER-RATED

There are not nine twelve eleven teams better than Alabama:  watch this spot.

Michigan ain’t 2d, but it’s not really worth arguing about, and beating up the University of New Jersey doesn’t prove anything.

See also Texas which ain’t 3d:  Baylor had already lost this year to Outlet Mall Tech and look to be playing the role of Vandy in the AwesomeXII.

Miami ain’t 20th.  They hung 41 on the University of Bill Cosby Honorary PhD.

 

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Ole Miss shouldn’t drop five spots for losing to Bama.  See, this is what I’m talking about:  they’re behind Florida State, Utah, LSU, North Carolina, Washington State, Duke, and Miami because they failed a test that no one else would have passed, either……all of that just can’t be right.

Florida shouldn’t be ranked at all; neither should Missouri, Fresno, or Kansas.

 

EVEN MORE USELESS OPINIONS

best one-loss team:  Bama

best two-loss team:  Clemson

best three-loss team:  Pitt

best four-loss team:  San Jose State

 

FORMERLY OVER-RATED

we wish to hear their names no more

Tulane ain’t 24th

Colorado ain’t 22d