WHO HAD BRAIN PARASITES ON THEIR BINGO CARD? Today’s special guest animal is the Rat lungworm (Angiostrongylus cantonensis) which becomes a brain parasite when it infects humans. Cases of Rat Lungworm infection are on the rise in the Southeastern US. Ivermectin, although not the preferred anthelmintic (your word for the day) for treating lungworm, is still effective at least in animals. The mere mention of the drug in the context of treating humans seems to trigger certain people – note the weaseling, fear-mongering, and misdirection about ivermectin in this article.

ADVOCACY JOURNALISM: Philadelphia resident Dayjia Blackwell, aka as “Meatball,” arrested on six felony counts after filming herself encouraging looters, taunting police to arrest her during Sep 26. Criminal use of a communication facility is, of course, a bullshit charge, but actively encouraging looters invalidates any claims of being a journalist or innocent bystander.

EVEN THE NAVAJO: Marijuana business on Navajo reservation accused of using forced labor. Buried in the story is how local police arrested the laborers (later to drop charges) but failed to notice anything else suspicious. Also buried in the story is how federal, state, and tribal police also busted the operation at a later date, again failing to notice the living conditions of the laborers.

AUTHENTIC PROG GIBBERISH: Sara Innamorato, Dem candidate for County Executive of Allegheny County, PA (Pittsburgh) is campaigning on  “convening a coalition of experts to to ‘provide an action plan on steps toward opening a safe, restorative trauma-informed space towards divergent pathways for youth,’ her website says.” Also, raising taxes.

WOODCHIPPER AWARD: “A criminal trial for former Loudoun County Public Schools Superintendent Scott Ziegler will head into its fourth day Thursday as he faces charges that he retaliated against a teacher for blowing the whistle on sexual abuse, and for cooperating with a special grand jury empaneled to investigate the school system following its coverup of a bathroom rape.”

MARS SAMPLE RETURN MISSION FUBAR: It’s going to cost a lot more money and probably happen a lot later than planned. It would be hilarious if Elon Musk sent a human crew to Mars to retrieve the samples and launch them back to Earth. He’d have to launch during the 2028/2029 Mars launch window.