Be Ungovernable

Three-legged bear named ‘Tripod’ breaks into Florida home, guzzles three White Claws

A three-legged bear who wanted to join in on the Labor Day weekend festivities was caught swiping White Claws from a Floridian family’s outdoor fridge.

Shocking video shows the black bear — affectionately known in the neighborhood as “Tripod” — nonchalantly sauntering Sunday across the screened-in patio in Lake Mary, a city roughly 20 miles north of Orlando.

Joseph Diglio, 13, was watching TV inside the home when the family’s dog, Bruno, erupted into chaotic barking.

“This is, like, once in a lifetime …” the astounded teenager can be heard saying in footage he snapped on his cellphone shared with WESH.

“There’s a literal bear in our patio … Oh my God, I’ve never been this close to a bear.”

Godspeed, Tripod.


 

Liberty Safe blasted over admission that it voluntarily gave FBI the access code to Jan. 6 protester’s gun safe: ‘Start marketing your stuff as Bud Light storage’

Nathan Earl Hughes, 34, was arrested on Aug. 30 in Fayetteville, Arkansas, on felony and misdemeanor charges.

According to the Biden Department of Justice, Hughes, spotted wearing an “Infowars”-branded Space Force shirt in the vicinity of the Lower West Terrace tunnel at the Capitol on Jan. 6, allegedly “helped other rioters physically fight police in an attempt to breach the line and enter the U.S. Capitol building.”

Extra to his social media posts, the Arkansas Times indicated that the FBI was able to identify Hughes on the basis of the “distinct notches at the top of his ears.”

“Nate was raided by the FBI and arrested at gun point. His girlfriend (who just had a miscarriage) was held at gun point and put in handcuffs. The FBI turned off his security cameras, unplugged his internet, and flipped his house upside down in a search,” stated the Hodgetwins account. “The feds called the manufacturer of his Liberty Gun Safe and got the passcode to get into it too. All for protesting at the Capitol over 2 1/2 years ago.”

Just over 24 hours after the Hodgetwins detailed what had happened on X, Liberty Safe confirmed in social media posts on Instagram, Facebook, and X that the company provided the FBI with the pass code.

“On August 30, 2023, Liberty Safe was contacted by the FBI requesting the access code to the safe of an individual for whom they had a warrant to search their property. Our company protocol is to provide access codes to law enforcement if a warrant grants them access to a property,” said the statement. “After receiving the request, we received proof of the valid warrant, and only then did we provide them with an access code. Liberty Safe had no knowledge of any of the details surrounding the investigation at the time.”

Notwithstanding its apparent eagerness to crack its own safe for the benefit of the state, the company noted, “Liberty Safe is devoted to protecting the personal property and 2nd amendment rights of our customers and has repeatedly denied requests for access codes without a warrant in the past. We do not give out combinations without proper legal documentation being provided by authorities.”

Tripod would never do this. Liberty Safe isn’t even as trustworthy as a drunk three-legged bear.


 

Florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel

A Florida man was arrested after trying to “run to London” across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel.

The US Coast Guard intercepted Reza Baluchi about 70 miles (110km) off Tybee Island, Georgia on 26 August.

Officials said the 44-year-old marathon runner refused to leave the vessel for three days.

Mr Baluchi has tried three similar voyages before, all of which ended in Coast Guard intervention.

The makeshift contraption he was using is shaped as a wheel, with paddles that are designed to propel it forward as the wheel revolves.

“Based on the condition of the vessel – which was afloat as a result of wiring and buoys – [US Coast Guard] officers determined Baluchi was conducting a manifestly unsafe voyage,” the criminal complaint says.

Mr Baluchi’s voyage began as officials were preparing for the arrival of a major hurricane.

Officials said he refused to step off the vessel and threatened to kill himself. He also claimed that he had a bomb on board, according to court papers.

This is a buncha bullshit. Let the man do what he wants. Tripod would.


 

Q: Who was in my room last night?

A: Tripod. And he was a perfect gentleman.