“How much can you really know about yourself if you’ve never been punched in the face?”

Why Aren’t There More Fight Clubs for Women?

On May 26, police were called about a noise complaint on a residential street in Berea, Ohio, where they discovered what appeared to be an abandoned boxing ring constructed of milk crates, plastic wrap, and driveway markers in a backyard belonging to a man who hadn’t realized it was there at all. Also on the scene were stray beer cans, fighting gloves, and a styrofoam box of nachos. Fifteen people had already fled by the time police showed up that night, apart from one man who informed them he was there to see a match inspired by Streetbeefs, a backyard mixed martial arts fight club and YouTube channel. In the end, five men who attended the event were charged with trespassing.

Many of the fight clubs you can find across the country seem as sad and distinctly male as a styrofoam box of nachos. At the height of the pandemic, “Rumble in the Bronx,” a fight club in New York City, got busted for convening more than 200 people in a warehouse for a boxing match. Its 10 organizers—again, all men—were charged with unlawful assembly, health and alcohol violations, and participating in a prohibited combative sport. A year later, a group of Fort Collins, Colorado, teenagers began operating a fight club whose existence was communicated about on Snapchat. Some kids were caught and questioned by police, but no arrests for fighting were made because no member ever fessed up.

“Men enjoy this, we must take it from them.”

But I can answer this question.

a) Not that many women want to get punched in the face.

b) Transwomen would be “welcome” to be “inclusive” and “kind” and they would beat you all to death.

c) The lesbians, so used to perpetuating and receiving domestic abuse, would get all honry and stink up the place.

MANSPLAINED! BOO-YAH!

 

The Most Beautiful Goat In Lithuania

 

The Most Beautiful Goat in Saudi Arabia

 

Scandals in the Camel beauty pageant world.

Camels enhanced with Botox barred from Saudi beauty contest

Saudi authorities have carried out their biggest crackdown on camel beauty contestants, disqualifying more than 40 “enhanced” camels from the annual pageant, according to the state-run Saudi Press Agency.

The camels disqualified in the competition, at the King Abdulaziz camel festival, were judged to have received Botox injections and other artificial touch-ups.

The popular festival, which started this month, invites the breeders of the most beautiful camels to compete for about $66m in prize money.

Botox injections, facelifts and other cosmetic alterations to make the camels more attractive are strictly prohibited. Jurors decide the winner based on the shape of the animals’ heads, necks, humps, dress, and postures.

Judges at the month-long festival, held in the desert north-east of the Saudi capital, Riyadh, are escalating their clampdown on artificially enhanced camels, the official news agency reported, using “specialised and advanced” technology to detect tampering.

This year, the authorities discovered dozens of breeders had stretched out the lips and noses of camels, used hormones to boost the animals’ muscles, injected heads and lips with Botox to make them bigger, inflated body parts with rubber bands, and used fillers to relax their faces.

 

 

Mmm… Stalker songs…

 

A sort of sad beta one.

 

Matthew Sweet knows you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

 

That real 80s energy of masterbation, regret, and probably more masterbation later on.

 

This one is just a “Yikes.”

If you go a million miles away, I’ll track you down, girl

(The REM cover.)