There really is not one good representative photo of Malibu Express on the entire internet. Enjoy this one, realize that this is a boring scene in comparison to the rest of the movie.
This is the third diversion from Thanksgiving – based movies. What should I call this trend? Nudevember? Basevember? Trashvember? Discuss in the comments. This could become a thing.
Malibu Express was the first (and to me, the best) in a series of “Girls with Guns” movies from the Andy Sidaris. Just grab some popcorn and enjoy some over-the-top 1980’s fun. This film is fantastic. It has Sybil Danning, plus all kinds of exotic…. Weaponry? 1980’s boobs? Hot pants? Hairy man chests? Mustaches? Trans-Ams? Commodore PETs? Might be some ninjas in there too, all those “Girls with Guns” movies start to run together. There’s something for everyone, unless you just dislike fun altogether.
It’s a party on film and you are invited! So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary, until you pass out from snorting coke and wake up in 1985! Next week, I suppose I have to do the needful and post Thankskilling. Or Thankskilling 3.
Note: I was really sad to see that Malibu Express is not in Starring the Computer. Enjoy that rabbit hole!
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(h/t: The Hyperbole)
I don’t think are many Thanksgiving movies.
I actually found a good one that is not Thankskilling. Just submitted it.
Has Hallmark overlooked a niche?
Not Hallmark, per se…
“until you pass out from snorting coke”
That means you are doing it wrong.
Playboy Playmates? That’s quality casting!
Nothing but the best for this crowd.
When I First for them, I feel as though I am casting pearls before sweaty, disgusting swine all too content to eat out of a trough.
Don’t roll and slam the cylinder, you idiot.
The lead guy is a fecking idiot.
The joke is he misses every shot with his giant pistol, while the women around him take out criminals with their tiny guns.
Here is the holiday movie schedule so far:
Thanksgiving: The Devil Takes a Holiday
November 30th: Holy Shit!
December 7th: The Hebrew Hammer
Pretty sure the Hebrew Hammer was just last year…
Three years running. I did find the short of “Hammer vs. Hitler” which may put that movie to bed for the last time, for anyone who watches it. It’s painful. Hebrew Hammer calls Obama “one of the tribe.”
Maybe there is another Chanukkah movie out there? Didn’t Adam Sandler make one?
He did “Don’t Mess with the Zohan” which was good but not seasonal. So far I am at a loss.
Eight Crazy Nights
We did discuss that a few weeks ago. I forgot in the rush. I added it. Is it Chanukkah or a Christmas movie?
Chanukkah Thus the 8 nights reference.
I’m sorry I’m going to miss this tonight. I just got out of a day long meditation with a client WHO WOULD NOT SHUT UP. Now I get to enjoy the hours long drive home through LA rush hour traffic.
Sad, I am. This one will probably not leave Tubi anytime soon.
Good news then. I got home safely and I’m wired. Maybe I’ll put it on.
Is that pistol a Dirty Harry style .44magnum?
I’m two hours away from being able to watch this, and I already know that I want somebody to make that guy’s day.
Offhand, it looks like a Colt Python. With that forced perspective it is hard to tell. If so it would be a .357.
Dirty Harry fired .44 special in a S&W model 29.
That’s a Dan Wesson model 15-VH .357 Maximum.
There you go.
Thanks. I’ll save my bad Dirty Harry impression for another time.
But why?
Watching Elf tonight. Sorry, not sorry.
I’ll take your comments. I have no ego here.
But why?
Ancient Aliens theorists say…
“Tonight. In Search Of…
People who prefer Will Ferrell in tights over Trans Ams and T&A.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZCGocLDrR4
Zooey in tights..
Victoria 3 has a free weekend. Good thing I didn’t pay money, because it Suuuucks.
Gameplay is sluggish in the extreme, mechanics are obtuse and unintuitive, sometimes utterly nonsensical. Playing the tutorial as Sweden, I found myself unable to continue trading with Belgium because other countries had improved their prestige rankings so I was no longer treated as a Major power and could not maintain five regions of interest.
One war I started as a test I couldn’t figure out how to actually join the combat, as my armies were at the front, but were at the wrong part of the front, but I couldn’t tell them to move to where the fighting was, as my only available order was to move to a front, and they were at the front.
It was next to impossible to tweak your government’s policies because they simply disabled most options from even being proposed. I couldn’t complete the objective of make nice with one of the factions because there was simply nothing available that would make them happy.
Sounds like a close approximation of real life.
It’s supposed to be a game, which means there’s supposed to be some fun.
Trashvember?
You called?
Yes! It has been a very trashy November. I am getting it out of my system so that next year it’s all wholesome, family friendly entertainment.
*Distant thunder rumbles
Thursday night football remains an awful product. Film at fucking 12.
One more reason I don’t have Amazon Prime.
Where the second bitches at?
It’s a slow night.
If you needed proof that Disney has learned nothing, consider that they still plan to let Taika Waititi to make a tar Wars movie. He’s already mocking the fans just like he did before Female Thor.
Are they actually getting dumber?
Snow White and the Seven Studio Executives!
There is probably some millennial Disney executive who is narcissistic enough to buy that pitch.
Finally.
*clicks*
Happy Friday morning!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA
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Good morning all!
Returning to John Foxx, a couple of songs that make you wonder why he left Ultravox.
Endlessly.
Europe After the Rain.
Share and enjoy!
Good morning, Beau & Sean!
Mornin’ GT!
Enjoying the tunes! I may check out the full album “The Garden” waiting in the YT wings.
How are you this fine day?
Long chatty reply eaten by ‘internal server error’ so tl;Dr = doing well, how ’bout you?
Re: Andy Sicaris movies, I’ve heard that you see the same cars and guns in a lot of his movies because they are Andy’s personal property.
Heh. Then you have seen some of my guns.
That is entirely possible. I do believe he used whatever was available, for example, “it’s not important that you have a boat, it’s important that you have friends with boats.”
Hal Needham did the same thing. The famous Lamborgini in Cannonball Run was owned by a dentist he knew.
Morning all, hope you have a good Friday!
Morning. Rainy day. Fence builders should be possibly starting today but unsure if they will due to rain
No rain till Sunday here. I have a lot of Thanksgiving prep to do this weekend. As for today, I may go to sleep at 7:00 tonight. Work has been tough.
Mornin’. And a good day to you and the rest of the reprobates who hang out here.
Off to HSS this afternoon for Mrs. Patzer’s hip replacement scheduled for tomorrow. $employer cooperating by giving us a day off to refresh. It’s a big thing with the cool kids these days, apparently.
“A New Hip for Thanksgiving” sounds like a short story.
A song, really. My eldest played this in his college jazz ensemble.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SN8pWdZhVaM
https://www.phillyburbs.com/story/news/local/2023/11/16/central-bucks-abram-lucabaugh-superintendent-law-lame-duck-pennsylvania-school-code-severance/71594109007/
I find myself on the same side as Democrats. Ick.
Stopped clock FTW.