The news is full of stories about polar vortices, how “climate change” is making winter colder, how unprecedented the weather is… let’s get real, IT’S JANUARY. And here in Glibs Gulch, we’re pretty far north and in the hills. Surprise surprise, it’s cold as shit and it’s been snowing continuously. I don’t need to make things up.

And I don’t need to make up birthdays either, which include a guy who furnished several American victories; the Ron Jeremy of his day; a guy who loved you, baby; a poor man’s Red Skelton; a guy who was to sword-and-sandals what Clint Eastwood was the spaghetti westerns; a singer-songwriter with a million dollar smile; easily the most dishonest AG since John Mitchell; and the true star of Buffalo Bill.

Yes, it’s cold, but the Links are pre-warmed.

 

What could possibly go wrong? I was amused to note two things- first, the buried admission that the 6 foot thing was indeed absolute bullshit, and secondly the quiet change from viruses to bacteria and viruses to just bacteria. You’re not supposed to notice that.

 

I guess I’m fortunate that we don’t have a law school here. This does tell you much about the UC system.

 

Remember how intensely badly Stacy Abrams wanted to be Biden’s VP pick in 2020? Many laughs from that. This time around, things are different and the same.

 

I am sincerely confused by the “race-based violence” claim here. 

 

My old buddy Los Doyers is down there at the moment. Hope his wife is keeping him on a tight leash.

 

The Gruniad never disappoints. Sorry to keep linking them, but their pants-wetting is always amusing.

 

I like watching the Chiefs, and I would normally want to see a KC-Ravens AFC championship, but this constant shit truly makes me want them to lose so I can go a few weeks without more of it.

 

The Old Man sends this one out to (Houston-area based) Sloopy. I do like how they adapted the old Baltimore Colts marching band tune. May the Irsays burn in Hell, all of them.