Remember when the world was on the brink of Thermonuclear War and it was Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump that saved us? We live in weird times. Speaking of Dennis Rodman, he was at one time married to Carmen Electra. Carmen Electra also dated Joan Jett. I think the latter make a much more…mmmmmm…photogenic pairing. Sadly they broke up in 2007. Thanks Obama!
Donald dribbling mustard and ketchup on his clothes?
“Only the best Singapore piss hookers tonight!”
First.
WTF the peeps at?
Beaten by a minute. The shame.
I’m pretending to be a tomb. And writing problem sets for indifferent students.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes/?item=qt0479929
I’ve been having pregnancy cravings for peanut butter related offerings.
If anyone is up for the Wednesday Zoom, I’m hanging out.
With mustard and ketchup, or piss hookers?
Piss hookers has a cat on his lap. Can’t get to the PC.
Racy headline:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/reid-hoffman-pulls-out-nikki-haley-after-new-hampshire-pounding
Thanks CPRM. Dennis R. is more coherent than Donnie but that’s not too surprising.
A Rare Moment of a Trucker Not Being a Complete Asshole:
Today on my way to work I got stuck behind a Semi on an on-ramp to 435(the circular loop highway surrounding the kc metro area). Before hitting that on-ramp we were driving on I-35 southbound, and I left room for the Semi to merge in front of me and did the whole quick high beam flash to let them know they could merge safely. Which they did. After we got on 435 I took the first opportunity to pass the Semi, did so, then merged back into the far right lane to continue my journey to the jobsite…then my car began to sputter, rattle, and hum. No acceleration, high rpms, I’m thinking: ‘Fuck me, this thing isn’t getting any fuel’. I’m rapidly losing speed going up and down the gentle hills of Northern Missouri, so I flip on my hazards…the Semi; obviously stuck behind me while my car geeks out and faster traffic zips past, does me the courtesy of also flipping on it’s hazards, matches my pace while keeping a safe distance, then proceeded to continue to flank my back and follow me as I turn back North the few miles I needed to hit the off ramp neccessary to get my car to safety…Look, I don’t believe in Karma. Far too many people live far too of charmed lives with near zero accountability while being if not pure evil, the next thing to it. That being said, sometimes small gestures of common courtesy can be repaid multiple times over if the courtesy is extended to a good person.
Thank you, random Trucker. May the hundreds of thousands of miles in your future be safe and filled with sunny skies and clear roads.
From what I see of trucker POV videos on YouTube, they’re glad any driver is paying even vague attention to them. Specific courtesy seems to be a thrill.
Knights of the Road!
CONVOY!!!!
Glad you are safe, I have had that happen to me. Clogged fuel filter, but I cut a pen in half, duct taped it in line and away I went. For a couple months until I got around to putting a new inline filter in.
This is fiction. Everyone on the road is pure asshoe.
First
First
First it all out
These are the Firsts that I dream about
Come on
I’m just disappointed Gordilox didn’t wear a Canadian Tuxedo on Tucker’s show.
Gordi!
I remember watching WWF wrestling as a kid, as well as the cartoon. But in my mind there was a big gap in 90s where I didn’t watch until 1999/2000. Seeing as how I remember all of things mentioned in this video on the Undertaker, maybe that gap wasn’t as big as I remember. Time is weird.
The older you get the more the past compresses. In my mind’s eye I can’t tell memories of the late ‘80s and late ‘90s apart sometimes.
“X cost us the last election and will again”, where X is an assertion by the lying MSM propagandists. FOAD.
WHY ISN’T IT FRIDAY YET?!?!!
*sigh*
Mornin. 😒
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQyZFZN2bg
My last one from this band. The song is decent, but the video is 🔥.
🎶🎶
Yeah, long-ass week.
Good morning, Sean, rhy, Ted’S,, and Stinky!
I may be close to wrapping up the last big gotta-do for Hell Month at work – filling out all the data for the annual employer “profit sharing” contribution to everyone’s 401(k)! 🤑 After that’s all done, I’ll either collapse…or just keep plugging along because it’ll be time to do all the usual monthly stuff. 😞
Mornin’ all!
Good morning, Beau!
Morning.
Good morning, U!
How goes it?
OK – see aforementioned Last Big Gotta Do for Hell Month. And because my boss didn’t attend, apparently no one else knows how to send me the link to the recording of this month’s Board meeting, so I can’t start writing up the minutes. 😁 Of course, since my boss wasn’t there, the meeting was almost certainly MUCH shorter than usual.
How ’bout you?
I spent too much money on electictronics stuff and am impatiently waiting for delivery.
Work has gotten away from me as I’ve lost track of everything I’m supposed to get done.
Uh oh! Be careful – you might end up having to schedule a meeting with yourself! 😳
“How does 1pm work?”
…
“I hate when I don’t answer myself.”
Mornin’.
Poor ESPN. 🙂
Coco lost?
PETA says Groundhog Day star Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced with a GOLD COIN and also wants event renamed as ‘Weather There’ll Be More Winter Day’
It reads so much like an example of Poe’s Law.
So…erase animals from popular culture references the way we’re doing with ethnic minorities (i.e. Aunt Jemima, the Land O’ Lakes chick etc.?)
Only minorities who do stuff for white people.
Separate but equal butter and maple syrup are OK.
They’ve ruined Phil’s life, if he wasn’t kept in that cage to be trotted out every year he could’ve been a Fortune 500 CEO or something.
I have a fat old groundhog in residence under the shed in my backyard. For 10 years he has predicted, correctly, that there will be no flowers in my garden. In a civilized state I would be permitted to shoot the motherfucker. Fuck PETA.
Have you tried C4?
Worked for Bill Murray, I should give it a try.
The groundhog that lives behind my house just works the lawn.
“Reid Hoffman Pulls Out Of Nikki Haley After New Hampshire Pounding”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/reid-hoffman-pulls-out-nikki-haley-after-new-hampshire-pounding
Don’t click, really don’t, the article sucks but that’s how you write a headline.
The NY Post is in awe.
This wins the internet for today. LOL.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie!
Hamas, California division. Bring in the IDF.
https://nypost.com/2024/01/24/news/california-homeless-found-living-in-furnished-caves-full-of-trash-and-drugs/
Hamas would probably make the bums “pay” their way.
Oh noes, Sloopy really did use up the thurday lynx yesterdays!
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/former-allentown-mayor-convicted-of-47-felony-counts-asks-for-new-trial/article_a7df2c90-bae8-11ee-8e2b-37fe73b992eb.html
Yeah, but you’re still guilty, you Penguin cosplayer.