PARTY ANIMALS: White House planning ‘morale booster’ staff party to quell backlash over Israel policy. Invitation specifically says it’s non-transferable and staffers are not allowed to bring guests.

IOWA SCHOOL SHOOTER MAY HAVE BEEN GENDER-FLUID: If this pans out, the story is going to disappear. I wonder if they left a manifesto?

PLANETARY SOCIAL SYSTEM NEEDED SAY SCIENTISTS: Tackling the global climate crisis will require humans to establish a functional social system for the planet that will implement worldwide regulatory, economic and social systems that generate greater cooperation and authority than existing systems like the Paris Agreement, Waring said.

ISIS CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR IRAN BOMBING: ISIS said in a statement on its Telegram channel that it carried out Wednesday’s attack, calling the slain leader of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corp’s elite force a “hypocrite” and referring to the victims as “polytheists.”

UNPOSSIBLE: Gun-related crimes drop in Cleveland area after concealed carry law passes.

WILD KINGDOM: Since we’re having fun with wildlife biologists today, courtesy of Spudalicious comes this heart-warming tale about parachuting beavers.

FLORIDA MAN sues Dunkin’ Donuts over ‘traumatic’ toilet explosion.