Spring Training is here! Liverpool and ManUre will face off in the FA Cup quarterfinals after both advancing yesterday. And Christian Horner was cleared of all accusations by the outside investigator and will continue as Red Bull’s Team Principal as the season gets underway this weekend.  And that’s it for sports.

Remember this the next time you’re told the Democrats are the peace party and the GOP loves war. And then laugh at the team blue asshole that says “but it’s a great deal for American companies since almost all the money will stay here.” Laugh right in their MIC-loving face.

“Trust their word.”
-the media

“Terrorist Organization claims victim status.” There, I fixed the headline for them.

The courts need to get on the ball and rule on this. Because if it’s allowed to stand, we’re in trouble. And also because I could see a bunch of red states doing the same for Biden over the porous border he’s let happen deliberately.

This just gets funnier by the day. Everybody knows the truth. That lawyer tried to evade the truth by playing stupid on the stand. Friday’s hearing should bring more comedy, especially if the judge allows the cell phone data to be entered into evidence and questions asked about it.

None of this should happen in a civilized society. They should be able to drag the squatter out into the street and change the locks. And have him charged with criminal trespass and civilly charged for any damage he may have done.

Bald turd

Look at this grandstanding asshole. Nothing is illegal about this. And if he wants to know why inflation has spiked, he need look no further than the nearest mirror.

Printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR! Bunch of assholes.

I took this.

This thing is HUUUUUUGE. And in a year it won’t look like it ever happened.  I drove through it yesterday. I’ve never seen anything like it. The earth was black as far as the eyes could see.

Here you go. I don’t play these guys often, but I should. Especially this one. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Thursday, dear friends!