GATHER ‘ROUND AND YOU SHALL HEAR…

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN, SO IT IS TIME TO RECALL THE LAWS;

  1. ZARDOZ HAS RAISED YOU FROM BRUTALITY TO SNARK AT THE BRUTALS, WHO PLAGUE THE INTERNET AS IN DAYS OF OLD.
  2. THE GUN IS GOOD.
  3. THE PENIS IS EVIL.

WITH THAT DONE, WE CAN NOW TURN TO THE LINKS…GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

  • AT LAST, SOME CLEANSING OF THE BRUTALS…BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH FOR ZARDOZ! WORK ON IT.
  • NO CLEANSING, BUT ZARDOZ IS AMUSED.
  • ZARDOZ BELIEVES THE “LEADERS” ARE ENJOYING A VACATION.

MUSIC.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.