King of the golf world

Scottie Scheffler tore it up at Augusta and rolled to another green jacket.  Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Don’t look now, bur the Astros have won two straight and are threatening to drag themselves out of the cellar the AL West. Who says athletes are all dumb? And across the pond, Liverpool couldn’t find the back of the net and Arsenal forgot they had a match, which let Man City jump into the pole position in the EPL. And that’s it for sports.

I think they put the cart before the horse. We need to get to the real trial. You know, the one for the guy who actually killed somebody.

I remember when something like this would be the lead story on the news. Oh yeah, but this is (D)ifferent somehow.

The good guy

Mark one for the good guys! I’m surprised this was unanimous. Pleasantly surprised, I must say.

No good deed goes unpunished. If you’re gonna draw down in this situation, you better mag dump and then get the hell out of the way and to a protected location if that fails.  Poor guy just wanted to help.  I hope they fry that piece of shit who murdered him.

Best Coke in the world

Finally, scientists are doing research that matters. Chalk up another W for the Golden Arches.

“Shady,” lol. OK, jackass. These people are just following their state laws. You might want to have researched them prior to scheduling your convention rather than screeching that they’re doing something nefarious. Especially after your attempts to undermine ballot access.

Vaccines aren’t the only thing with a shifting definition, I guess. I guess they thought it’d be easier to rewrite the definition than accept even partial responsibility for what they caused by shoveling more cash into the economy.

At least they’re going after the serious criminals. Thank God the Feds are on top of real crime.

This ought to get your blood pumping. If to doesn’t, then hopefully this one will. If neither do, seek medical care. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.