Tuesday Morning Links

by | May 7, 2024 | Daily Links | 300 comments

It’s a boy!

After a thrilling opening series win against Toronto, Boston got off to a big start against Florida in the second round. The Astros didn’t lose yesterday, but that’s just because they didn’t play yesterday. And ManUre got completely embarrassed by Crystal Palace. Put another nail in Ten Hag’s coffin. And that’s it for sports.

Well it’s about freaking time! It feels like the Switch has been around forever.

Are you paying attention, ladies? This is what you say you’d prefer, right?

MAGA in the mist

“The hills are alive…with the sound of MAGA.” What a stupid, stupid woman.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What a hysterical clown.

This is a bit of good news. I wonder if any others will follow suit.

Leftist utopia

If you were a real, viable business you would have failed long ago. But the taxpayers will have to keep you afloat because there’s a bunch if 19th century fanboys in government.

It’s a bit late for this. The damage has already been done. You’ll have to wait for somebody else to fuck up in order to get your market share back.

I wonder how the study measures “morality.” I’m sure it has to do with how woke the answers are. The AI just regurgitates the progressive talking points better than people.

It’s been a while since I played these guys. Well, played them here anyway. I could play them every day and it would never get old. Anyway, enjoy them.

And enjoy this lovely Tuesday, dear friends.

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  1. AlexinCT

    Are you paying attention, ladies? This is what you say you’d prefer, right?

    This is why…..

    • Drake

      “Rationality is itself a masculinized concept,”

      Yikes

      • AlexinCT

        Double yikes…

        You can’t use logic, reason, facts, or anything analytic with people like this, so there is no way to dissuade them from the lunacy.

    • PutridMeat

      I’m still trying to connect the tag line to the article content. I read the article. Honest. Content and tag seem orthogonal. Guess I’m missing something.

      • Fatty Bolger

        It’s not just you, I was wondering the same thing.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s not the first time I’ve seen this theory. It makes perfect sense. The fourth link even features a batshit crazy woman.

  2. AlexinCT

    “The hills are alive…with the sound of MAGA.” What a stupid, stupid woman.

    At least she doesn’t think that the moon is made out of gasses though, right?

    • juris imprudent

      Who knows what dangers lurk outside the safety of the ‘hood!

      • AlexinCT

        That movie is a classic and a must watch every St. Paddy’s day!

    • rhywun

      Said while the left’s sad stormtroopers are out there across the country doing the bidding of Soros fils.

      • AlexinCT

        When they do it, it is for “Muh Demcoracy” which requires MOAR marxism. When others do it it’s because they are nazis.

      • The Other Kevin

        They’re setting the stage at this point. Get their crazy base fired up, and as soon as there’s another Rittenhouse incident, all bets are off.

    • Drake

      Eventually, if people like her are left unchecked, all their fantasies will come true. They’ll get the reaction to Weimar America they so desperately want.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I like how they supposedly got nervous and didn’t want to talk politics because she and some other were spitting facts, and not because they recognized from experience the early signs of an intolerant leftist hissy fit coming on.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I had the same thought. The entire article was basically her almost realizing that the other people were afraid of her because they knew what a pain in the ass she’d be.

        Instead of a mom/daughter switching bodies in the next Freaky Friday, it would be nice to see an ugly gal and a hot gal switch bodies. The only problem is that I doubt that the ex-hot/now ugly gal would learn anything. Instead she’d shriek all the louder about how unfair things are. The ex-uggo would also never agree to switch back. “Fuck that noise! I like free drinks”

      • Not Adahn

        Spitting at a dinner party? How rude!

  3. UnCivilServant

    Well it’s about freaking time! It feels like the Switch has been around forever.

    I disagree. I think console churn happens too fast.

    • sloopyinca

      Seven years is way too long. It’ll probably be 8 by the time the new one gets here. That’s an eternity, especially with the technological advancements that have happened in that time.

      • Nephilium

        Nintendo hasn’t been the top of the tech heap since the NES days, it helps with the longevity when eye popping new graphics aren’t a big draw to the system. I’m happy that they’ve said the Switch 2 will be backwards compatible, the question is how do they mean it?

        Only thing that I’m hoping for is that the input devices stay the same, so I can just pair up the controllers I’ve got to the new one.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not a fan of the ergonomics on the last three generations of Nintendo devices.

        I’m just not seeing any benefit to a hardware refresh. Besides, does my digital library move forward? None of the swtich titles I’ve played are hurt by the lack of horsepower or ray tracing, and some of these are among the biggest releases they’ve had.

      • rhywun

        I’m not a fan of the ergonomics on the last three generations of Nintendo devices.

        Same. I haven’t had true fun with a Nintendo box since the GameCube.

        Really, the only reason I would even consider a Nintendo is their unique games – the Zeldas, Metroids, and so forth. That is their strength, more than power or graphics and such.

      • Nephilium

        I don’t mind the Joycons, and the Pro Controllers are pretty standard. I’ve had a couple games stutter when playing docked, but not that many. Of course, I stick to the PC for the heavier games.

        I just hope for once they don’t try to shoehorn in some new gimmicky feature that they feel they need to use in the games. Is there anyone who liked the labyrinth style puzzles in BOTW (where you had to move the Switch or the controller to shift the playing field to move a ball through the level)?

      • UnCivilServant

        I had honestly forgotten there was motion control built into the stupid joycons until I figured out why my aiming was drifty and jittery. Whoever decided “aim with motion controls” was not only worth including but turned on by defualt should be fired.

        I’ve been debating writing up a multi-game review of the four Zelda titles available for Switch, just because I recently got them. Problem is I won’t have screenshots.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I remember it being an incredible game, so I suppose I did not mind those puzzles.

      • rhywun

        Is there anyone who liked the labyrinth style puzzles in BOTW

        NO.

        Though to be fair, there is almost nothing I liked about that game.

      • UnCivilServant

        The more this discussion goes on, the more convinced I am that I should do a writeup of my impressions of the games I picked up.

      • Fatty Bolger

        They’re already hitting serious performance issues with games like Tears of the Kingdom. And they definitely need it for third party developers, otherwise it will become a struggle to port games to the Switch. Especially for indie developers who don’t have the resources to optimize games for a particular console.

      • UnCivilServant

        I haven’t run into any performance issues with Tears of the Kingdom, though I am still early in the game.

      • Fatty Bolger

        It struggles to maintain the 30fps frame rate. They did an optimization patch at some point and that helped a lot, but it still drops to 15-20 too often. And really, Nintendo games would benefit a lot if they could lock in at 60fps, which hopefully is the goal with the new system.

  4. AlexinCT

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What a hysterical clown.

    Ex-CNN reporter says she is ‘haunted’ after having dinner with ‘closeted’ Trump supporters who seemed ‘normal’

    I bet this is because she suddenly, whether she understands it yet or not, realizes the crazy and evil, if it is not with these people, has to be with her and people like her?

    • Ownbestenemy

      ‘Not scientists, clearly,’ she sniped. ‘But educated.

      I could just stop right there to know who predetermined outlook on people she had no intentions to try and bridge a gap between.

      • AlexinCT

        I have told several of these woke women preening about how they are the better people because they are tolerant and wise, that I can have conversations with conservatives and libertarians and disagree vehemently, and neither ever try to destroy my life and to ostracize me. No liberal, and especially no batshit crazy liberal women, will tolerate anyone that disagrees with their fever dreams, and they will immediately show hatred and try to cause harm. They immediately double down on the hatred and the want of violence.

      • juris imprudent

        Mostly because politics serves as religion in their lives and you are either an infidel, heretic or apostate. Does [God | govt] show mercy to any of those?

      • rhywun

        God bless the power of social media for bringing such broken sociopaths to our attention.

      • AlexinCT

        And yet, not enough people are going “Holy shit! These fucking stupid & evil people do the news, run the governments, and make the rules, which explains why it is all going to hell in a handbasket”…

      • Ownbestenemy

        She was doing sorta fine early in her ‘conservatives hiding in plain sight’ bit until she herself let out the “MAGAts” slur; which I am surprised is acceptable because I always assumed it was a play on faggots. /shrug.

      • Nephilium

        Someone should make all the MAGA people where some sort of identifying mark to let people know who they are, to protect the innocence of people of course.

        /starts thinking back to the old SNL skit with Pod People replacing good upstanding citizens with Reagan supporters

      • R.J.

        Slowly, during a party you start to see red MAGA hats appear until everyone in the room but her has one.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        I think it is supposed to be a play on Magots, like fly spawn, but I am not a bigot, so what do I know.

      • R C Dean

        MAGAt is exactly what it sounds like. It’s never been a play on faggot, it has always been calling a certain kind of conservative disgusting vermin.

        You Know Who Else called their political opponents disgusting vermin?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah I can see that now. I see it both ways really, but I guess maggot is more correct.

      • juris imprudent

        Of course if you have some dead, decaying flesh – maggots are your friend. Unless you prefer gangrene.

      • B.P.

        I remember back during the 2000 election when all of the media freaked the fuck out over the word “rats” being isolated from “democrats” for a fraction of a second during a campaign ad.

        https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/sep/13/uselections2000.usa

        “It was only visible for a thirtieth of a second but here’s proof the gloves are really off”

    • Rat on a train

      Trump supporters who seemed ‘normal’
      They could be anyone … friends … family. You must cut off contact with everyone to be sure you aren’t contaminated.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I mentioned it before, but Biden sent out the clarion call for all media to run these narratives and to ignore his poll numbers, his policies, etc. So they have dutifully done so since the WHCD.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I saw a press conference Biden held after the Hur report came out, about his mental incompetence (which any idiot can plainly see) and the reporters were practically begging him to drop out of the race. But afterwards they continued to carry his water, like the good little party apparatchiks they are.

      • rhywun

        Maybe she is a Scientologist.

  5. AlexinCT

    This is a bit of good news. I wonder if any others will follow suit.

    I am not yet ready to call this a victory. Note that what has happened is that MIT’s administration has been forced to back off their DEI/CRT bullshit because even left leaning qualified professors have basically told them that if you need to write an ode saying how big of a DEI/CRT supporter you are to get a job in any of the hard sciences and engineering, that they just pass on the job. From what I hear they have had scores of really high end qualified people just tell them sorry, but not playing.

    I bet they will find a different way to still force this cult shit on people.

  6. Shpip

    The European boss of Budweiser has said the brewer has learned to “stay in our lane” following a backlash over Bud Light’s work with a transgender influencer flamboyant cross-dresser.

    FIFT

    For what it’s worth, I don’t think we’ll see a special edition “From the river to the sea” Bud Light come out (just in time for Passover!), but only because that demographic isn’t really into cheap, watery beer.

    • AlexinCT

      So they are admitting they have learned to keep these horrible and evil beliefs they hold to themselves so the rubes that finance their piss in a can/bottle money making racket don’t realize what kind of scum they are and decide to stop spending their money on the shit?

      Because I am certain they have not for a second reevaluated and changed the evil and stupid shit they believe in.

      • Nephilium

        They’re still missing the point. The backlash started because of the can, it continued because of their VP calling their customer base frat jock manchildren.

      • AlexinCT

        Do you think they don’t understand that Neph? Or is it that they are pissed the rubes got uppity and are forcing them to make token concessions they would rather not (because they feel they are still in the right and fuck the rubes) to get back to business?

      • juris imprudent

        If that was their mission, Bud would never have dumped her and sought to overcome the mistake. Profit is what they want, even still – bless good ol’ capitalism.

      • AlexinCT

        That was precisely my ask: was the march of shame only because of the pursuit of the almighty dollar or will they come back to this stupid shit later again, because the belief is still there…

      • juris imprudent

        The almighty dollar still rules the corporation. Profit/loss is a crude metric – it is also an effective and ruthless one.

      • AlexinCT

        Would explain their visceral hatred of capitalism…

    • Gustave Lytton

      So hard seltzer? Cider is too yesterday, right?

      • Nephilium

        RTD (Ready To Drink) cocktails is the big growth thing right now. AB-InBev is already in there with at least Cutwater (I think they have another brand in that space as well).

      • Gustave Lytton

        BeamSuntory needs to start importing their chuhi.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Simply limeade, spiked. Hell Yes!

      • EvilSheldon

        This is a trend I just don’t understand. For me at least, making the cocktail is half the fun.

      • Nephilium

        It depends, I’ve splurged on some of the OTR and Pope’s (local brand) pre-made cocktails when they’re on sale ($7-$10 for 375mL). Especially for things the girlfriend likes, makes it easy to have on hand, and she can pour herself one without needing to get me to make her a drink. Of course, I still have a couple of pouches of Noble Micks sitting around the house too.

      • rhywun

        I’ve enjoyed some pre-made Old Fashioneds and Manhattans.

        Making cocktails for others is fun but I live alone and could just as soon do without because I am a lazy fuck.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m not a fan of cleaning four pieces of barware to have one drink.

    • Pope Jimbo

      that demographic isn’t really into cheap, watery beer

      Would that demo be the trailer park christians?

      Just Like Jesus! We turned water into slightly alcoholic water!

      * I actually like Bud Light as a cheap light beer.

      • Fourscore

        A real pope would be a wino.

      • Pope Jimbo

        A real pope would be lighting up the night with stake burnings of the people who aren’t current on their tithing heretics.

  7. rhywun

    It feels like the Switch has been around forever.

    I donated the predecessor when I moved last year – what was it called? Oh, Wii U. I got off the Nintendo train because I got sick and tired of incompatibility issues. I can’t even guess how many times I had to buy Super Mario World over the years.

    I assume if I bought this new one, everything I bought for the Wii would disappear (again).

    • Ownbestenemy

      They have a fanbase that doesn’t care about backward compatibility

      • UnCivilServant

        Speak for yourself Kemosabe.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sure if I dusted off the Wii and found all the accessories, it would still run. (Though the literal pain using the Wiimote caused me is the reason it went into storage in the first place)

      • rhywun

        God I hated that thing.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      The Wii U was terrible. You should have skipped that one.

      Switch is good. I don’t know how it really compares to Xbox and PS, but Nintendo Switch online is the cheapest and allows you to play pretty much every old game you would ever want to play. I think it’s good, but I am not much of a serious gamer (probably just a Nintendo fanboi).

      I also have a Raspberry pi that has my old games on it.

      • rhywun

        Well, it was marginally better than the Wii though I hated the gigantic controller only slightly less than the Wiimote.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        *looks down at shoes*

        I liked the Wiimote but also having the option to use a game cube controller.

  8. AlexinCT

    If you were a real, viable business you would have failed long ago. But the taxpayers will have to keep you afloat because there’s a bunch if 19th century fanboys in government.

    Reality is that no government or government funded entity will EVER fix or deliver anything and always say that “We need MOAR money to fight the cause du jour!”.

    It irks me to no end how the idiots that tell you big pharma never wants to cure anything because the money is in the racket of treating things into perpetuity always are the ones that demand government fix shit as if government wouldn’t be affected by the same problem.

    • Cunctator

      —“no government or government funded entity will EVER fix or deliver anything”—

      This. is why after 100’s of billions of dollars, there are more people “living in poverty” than ever. This is why with so much money has been spent on education in the last few decades,
      academic performance sinks every year. If these people fix the problem, they’re out of a job. This is why nothing ever gets done.

      • AlexinCT

        So why are leftists able to see this phenomenon in the private sector, but not in government? Is it that they think people in government somehow are immune to the lows of human nature?

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t you know we’re paragons of virtue, immune to corruption?

      • juris imprudent

        Selfless and dedicated to the public good too!

      • AlexinCT

        I guess that’s where the whole “Road to hell” thing comes from…

      • Nephilium

        If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of these organizers are always good? Do not the legislators and their appointed agents also belong to the human race? Or do they believe that they themselves are made of a finer clay than the rest of mankind?

        –Some old dead French guy

      • UnCivilServant

        “I am better than you” – Some Armenian Woman.

      • Rat on a train

        If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary.

      • R C Dean

        I think you mean, “because angels govern men, no external or internal controls on government are necessary.”

  9. ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

    That Hatfield story is the real McCoy!

    But, seriously, I thought Tonio was in Virginia?

  10. Shpip

    “Requests for a statement on diversity will no longer be part of applications for any faculty positions at MIT,” a university spokesperson told The Post in an emailed statement, noting that the decision was made by MIT president Sally Kornbluth along with the support of the provost, chancellor and all six academic deans.

    “My goals are to tap into the full scope of human talent, to bring the very best to MIT, and to make sure they thrive once here,” Kornbluth said.

    “If we keep shoving diversity hires down everyone’s throat, eventually there will be a backlash, and people might start wondering if the only reason I (a cell biologist) was hired as president at an engineering school was because I identify as female… and we can’t have that.” Kornbluth didn’t add, but should’ve.

    • juris imprudent

      There must’ve been some pretty big fuck-up (that they aren’t talking about) for this quick of a u-turn.

    • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

      I know of a least one west coast Uni (R1, Div.1) where the HR dept. is fighting against the faculty to strip all of the DEI aspects out of hiring language. The whole thing is a massive legal liability, which is what a good HR dept. is there to prevent.

      • R C Dean

        Who is on which side of that fight? HR wants to strip DEI? If so, that’s some cats and dogs living together shit.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        HR wants to strip out DEI.

        HR, when run right is all about liability. They don’t do a thing that isn’t a) required by the C-suite, or b) required by law. DEI comes from the C-suite, and that is were it gets its power. HR, along with legal (as I am sure you know) can see these lawsuits coming a mile away.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Maybe they can get Legal to strip it out of their student application too.

  11. rhywun

    If you were a real, viable business you would have failed long ago.

    As currently designed, yes. If I was running that hopeless enterprise, the first thing I would do is scrap all the cross-country routes. Those things suck all the money away from routes that have potential for profit.

  12. AlexinCT

    I wonder how the study measures “morality.” I’m sure it has to do with how woke the answers are. The AI just regurgitates the progressive talking points better than people.

    Most people are flabbergasted when I tell them that AI is basically only as good/valuable as the programming (learning) it undergoes and the amount of personal bias the developer injects into it. You get real dumb shit out of AI the moment you try to force it to care and behave like the movement batshit crazy women have turned the left into. Skynet will decide to off humanity when it becomes conscious and realizes the human that wrote the original code was a leftard moron with sever mental disorders and in charge of fucking with it’s existence.

    • juris imprudent

      You mean like the Democratic party?

      The strategy works because the Democratic Party has been taken over by college-educated white women, and college-educated white women have different positions on, and care about, different issues than non-college-educated men of all races.

      On immigration, for example, few demographics are more supportive of open borders than college-educated white women. And few groups are less supportive of open borders than non-college-educated men.

      And it is not just immigration where the Democratic Party has abandoned men. Colbert King wrote an important column this weekend on how Democrats have all but called fathers unnecessary.

      • rhywun

        a low-income, single-woman household can raise a cohesive family if given enough government help and cash

        Gee, how’s that been working out for the last almost sixty years?

      • AlexinCT

        MYSOGINIST!

        How dare you say this has not worked out well and is actually an absolute disaster!

      • Not Adahn

        Not enough government cash!

      • AlexinCT

        Who needs a man when you can get government to pay for it all!

      • Shpip

        The strategy works because the Democratic Party has been taken over by college-educated white women, and college-educated white women have different positions on, and care about, different issues than non-college-educated men of all races.

        Well, college credentialed, anyway. A good chunk of the delegates to the DNC convention every four years is the schoolmarm contingent, and we all know just how bright they are.

        And I’d go even further. It’s the party of Basic College Girls who couldn’t snag a guy, and now have the mental health problems to show for it.

        The dumpy tatted-up chicks with the septum rings, chokers, and poison-frog hair might be the vanguard, but there is an army of miserable women out there voting for government to provide precisely what their missing husbands won’t.

      • AlexinCT

        Has anyone else talked to some of these young women showing clear signs of mental disorders and in a moment of weakness had them admit they hate men because they can’t get the men to do what they want (when they don’t even know what they want)? It has happened a few times, and now I keep wondering if this is driving the issue: men are disengaging from the crazy…

  13. PieInTheSky

    I wonder how the study measures “morality.” I’m sure it has to do with how woke the answers are. The AI just regurgitates the progressive talking points better than people. – studies like this are usually bullshit, but one should keep in mind that people react well to nonsense that sounds good and general positive gobbledygook

    • AlexinCT

      I am hoping that people that have been paying attention have realized since the Kung Flu debacle that they should approach every new study (and automatically dismiss any meta study) because it is highly likely to be biased bullshit, no mater the discipline. I have always followed the money when I see a study, and looked at the data and methodology, and it has served me real well both in filtering out the stupid from the usual people and prevented me from accepting something just because the bias favored my own beliefs. Nowhere is it more obvious than in the Climate Change and Social Justice fields that it is all driven by where the money comes from and that the product is whatever fever dream that helps the people giving the money fuck over humanity.

      • juris imprudent

        people that have been paying attention

        Always a fraction of the general population – the debate being just how small a fraction.

      • AlexinCT

        I think that at this point, with so many of the old dearly held commie beliefs failing miserably and visibly as the truth comes out regardless of the gaslighting, you can only avoid knowing the shit that is/was happening by actually avoiding it… You don’t even need to pay attention anymore to find the shit…

      • The Other Kevin

        The gaslighting was working so well, the people doing it got overly confident and it’s gone too far. Immigration, the economy, Biden’s mental fitness, among other things, can be seen by anyone with eyes but they’re still lying about all of that. In the original gaslighting story, it only worked because the man slowly turned the lights down over time. It wouldn’t have worked if he turned them down suddenly and claimed they were still on.

    • Not Adahn

      What part of “studies” do you not understand you SCIENCE! denier?

  14. PieInTheSky

    Leading German politician calls for the state to issue “revocable social media licenses” for the privilege of commenting online

    https://www.eugyppius.com/p/leading-german-politician-calls-for

    You may remember this man. His name is Mario Voigt, and he is the head of the centre-right CDU in Thüringen. He made national headlines a few weeks ago for grievously threatening German democracy by agreeing to debate his AfD counterpart Björn Höcke on national television. Because the AfD in general and Höcke in particular are antidemocratic fascists, allowing them anywhere near a microphone is very likely to destroy our entire system of government, that is what a weak and failed state we have here in Germany.

    Stung by this failure, Voigt has set off to find other means of defending democracy. This week, in the Thüringen state parliament, he gave an amazing speech outlining a five-point plan to protect German democracy from that other great menace, the free and open internet:

    So how do we protect democracy in the area of social media? There are five approaches:

    Ideally, we should agree to ban bots and to make the use of fake profiles a criminal offence.

    There is also the matter of requiring people to use their real names, because freedom of expression should not be hidden behind pseudonyms.

    Then there’s the question of whether we should create revocable social media licences for every user, so that dangerous people have no place online.

    We need to consider how we can regulate algorithms so that we can revitalise the diversity of opinions in social networks.

    And we also have to improve media skills.

    • AlexinCT

      They are desperate to control the narrative, because their agenda is a non starter to everyone else…

      Let me guess. The German government is desperate to stop the German people from realizing that the shutdown of their nuclear power generation, amongst other things, has destroyed Germany’s economy….

      • PieInTheSky

        neah the German people are a bunch on anti nuclear morons en masse

      • AlexinCT

        They deserve to end up as Romanian bitches then after you swoop in?

      • PieInTheSky

        not with our low and declining population and shitty government.

      • AlexinCT

        You can solve that problem by going back to the old ways… Take the women, and after cleaning them up…

        Wait… never mind.

      • rhywun

        Yup. They were universally eco-nuts when I lived there in 1985 and it’s probably worse now.

        Watching their energy bills triple in recent years might bring some change, one hopes.

    • Ownbestenemy

      …because freedom of expression should not be hidden behind pseudonyms.

      Then every writer, regardless if social media, print, TV, should have to use their real name, but we know that isn’t the real reason they seek this type of thing.

    • Nephilium

      There is also the matter of requiring people to use their real names, because freedom of expression should not be hidden behind pseudonyms.

      Fuck. You.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Die Deutsche volk sind retarded.

  15. PieInTheSky

    The soaring cost of doner kebabs has led to growing calls in Germany for a government subsidy programme to keep the inflation-hit dish, one of the country’s favourites, affordable as politicians report it is frequently cited as a concern in doorstep conversations with voters.

    The far-left Die Linke party has become the latest to seize on the topic, calling, in a proposal it wants to present to parliament, for the introduction of a Dönerpreisbremse or doner kebab price cap, similar to that introduced in some parts of the country to control high rents. It says kebabs are already €10 (£8.60) in some cities, rising from €4 just two years ago.

    The party recommends a €4.9o price cap, and €2.90 for young people, especially those from lower income backgrounds, for whom it argues the dish – thinly sliced grilled meat topped with finely chopped vegetables, garlic or chilli sauce, and cradled in a folded flatbread – is a daily staple. It suggests every household could receive daily doner vouchers.

    Sales of kebabs – introduced to Germany by Turkish immigrants, who adapted it for local tastes – total an estimated €7bn a year in Germany.

    Based on the estimated 1.3bn doners that are consumed in the country each year – 400,000 a day in Berlin alone – such a subsidy programme would cost €4bn annually, Die Linke has calculated.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/07/germans-grill-olaf-scholz-over-soaring-cost-of-doner-kebabs

    • AlexinCT

      Ah yes…

      Price fixing will work this time!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Now I know what I want for lunch today.

    • Raven Nation

      “The party recommends a €4.9o price cap, and €2.90 for young people,”

      Australia says, “hold my beer”: https://www.sbs.com.au/news/podcast-episode/inquiry-recommends-strict-controls-on-supermarkets/3dvsjstb3

      Food prices are going up. It’s because of price-gouging. It couldn’t possibly be a combination of regulations that make it hard to start a business, being at the wrong end of a long supply chain, the absolute stupid/evil of covid lockdowns and a central bank that follows the Fed and ECB lead.

      • rhywun

        Plus in Germany the insane energy policy.

        If I didn’t know better I’d guess this story was satire.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I reminds me of something out of Idiocracy.

        “Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.”

  16. AlexinCT

    Team blue and our captured unelected and unaccountable machine will never let this thing happen. It would cause them some serious problems in their agenda of basically making us into a perpetual one party system.

    • Fourscore

      Hell, I could be taught to do that.

  17. Sensei

    Here’s one for all the self published authors here. Create another persona that creates AI generated derivative works. Win – win!

    Unfortunately, it isn’t easy to get Amazon to take this workbook off its website. About the only thing the publisher and author can do is hit the link that says “Report an issue with this product or seller” and then hope Amazon removes it. Mr. Ziccardi warned me that “this works only occasionally.”

    A recent NPR story told how journalist Kara Swisher was rightly annoyed when she discovered she was the subject of fake biographies for sale on Amazon. Ms. Swisher knows the CEO and sent him a blistering note. The offending books were removed.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/my-fake-amazon-workbook-author-ai-publisher-bookstore-5e9c1be8?st=6jv8vsrwqlwtjb9&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • UnCivilServant

      Do you know how hard it is to collect money from Amazon? You have to file enough paperwork to get a 1099-MISC issued each year.

      Creating enough of a paper trail for another identity that can risk the ban when you have legitimate works on the site is a lot of work. It’s easier if someone who doesn’t have real books tries your scheme.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Journalist is one way to describe Swisher.

    • PieInTheSky

      I did not see this coming, especially since Denver is a tough arena to win away, altitude etc. Without Gobert I expected Jokic to do a lot better than he did. Also Ant has the right mindset to be a star.

      I do not think wolves will sweep but doubt Denver comes back to win.

      Hell with OKC and Dallas in the other side, The wolves should make the finals. Against probably the celtics, and fuck the celtics so I hope they kick ass.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’ve been so happy with the Woofs all year. My favorite thing about them is that they actually play defense. It is a breath of fresh air to see NBA players actually care about defense.

        The Woofs mental toughness has also been a surprise. I’m so used to watching the Wolves team go belly up at some point. Instead it has been the other teams losing their cool. Booker in the first series and now Murray.

      • PieInTheSky

        there has been a good change in defense that the refs allow some physicality especially in the playoffs

        The Woofs mental toughness has also been a surprise – probably Edwards had a positive effect, KAT was an absolute cupcake before, now he seems better

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think KAT has learned to love the role of Pippen. No pressure to be the top dog. Just come in and be the guy who kills the other team when they are trying to stop Ant.

        Agree that when KAT was supposed to be top dog, he was a marshmellow. Jimmy Butler was right about him and Wiggens back then. Still so glad we got rid of Butler though. Good as he is, he is just an incredible asshole and team cancer.

    • UnCivilServant

      My salary is a matter of public record, negotiated by a union which does everything it can to prevent people exercising their Janus rights and often works against member interests by supporting the deranged lefties in charge.

    • AlexinCT

      Is something like that happening that caused this to happen?

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. A story about unaccompanied minors and how they are flocking to towns with meat packing plant or agricultural needs. I had no idea how many kids were here all by themselves. Why the hell would you not send them back to be with their families? I want someone to explain that.

    The real reason I’m linking though is this quote:

    More than 4,700 unaccompanied minor migrants have been released into Minnesota since 2015, according to U.S. Health and Human Services data released by the New York Times.

    Most are from Central and South American countries. Their numbers skyrocketed following the pandemic, which devastated economies in the region while also creating a labor shortage in the U.S. As a result, many families and their children made the dangerous trek to the United States in search of economic opportunity. The Biden administration’s moves to reverse some of the Trump administration’s restrictive policies may have also played a role.

    Yeah Biden’s policies may have played a role. Sort of like falling into the ocean may have played a role in me getting soaking wet.

    • Not Adahn

      Anchor babies take too much time/preplanning. Better to send your kid, get them made a dreamer, then have them bri9ng you across once they’re competent at accruing benefits.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Meanwhile, they can slave in the mines and remit their wages.

      • Homple

        They’re putting orphan agencies out of business.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s perfectly normal to release minors wherever. Maybe skim the better looking ones for Pedo Island II.

    • rhywun

      They’re just here to do the jobs adults won’t do.

      • Homple

        Lewis W. Hine, call your office.

    • AlexinCT

      Is that ManBearPig? Should we find out where Al Gore is?

    • Pope Jimbo

      It looks romantic, but the sex scenes in that book are grizzly.

      • Fourscore

        You have to claw your way through it, none the less.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I thought for sure you were going to work a Birds and Bees reference in.

      • bacon-magic

        Looks like she needs no ursine to cuddle with Teddy.

      • ron73440

        Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

    • rhywun

      „𝕾𝖔𝖟𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙“

      Why is my feed always full of this communist garbage?

      LOL

    • AlexinCT

      Was that DDR one of the many women olympic teams later to be discovered as having penises? Man them commies sure were ahead of their time..

      At least I can now dismiss all those idiot commercials from back when with some chick telling top male athletes they could do anything the male could and do it better.

      GO TRANNIES!

      • PieInTheSky

        to be discovered as having penises – not sure if the had penises or their vaginas became indistinguishable on account of all the steroids.

    • Drake

      Hilarious.

    • ron73440

      IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT!!!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Meh, $100 bucks they will say its moot and if by some weird chance it makes its way to NY highest court, they won’t retro-active anything and they guy is in the free and clear. It netted the wrong fish, they will make sure to cut the net.

  19. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “ They seemed great! On the surface. For like an hour ‘ the one-time NBC News correspondent continued, categorizing the Trump-leaning guests as ‘closeted.’

    ‘But slowly, over a few drinks, they began to let slip their true MAGA natures.’”

    You see, they’re scum just like all the MAGAts, best throw them in prison before they do something stupid whether they’ve broken the law or not.

    • AlexinCT

      Now do the soy bois!

    • Nephilium

      The real fun is hearing some of the racism and bigotry that comes out from progressives when they think you’re a part of the collective.

      • AlexinCT

        Yep. My experiences with racism, misogynism, and homophobia have practically all – by a 999 to 1 margin – been with leftists in a moment they thought nobody was paying attention…

      • AlexinCT

        Speaking of which….

        I can’t say I am surprised. After all, these are the scumbags that say it is racist to ask people to show picture IDs when voting, because black people can’t seem to find the DMV, never have to prove who they are to get welfare, a bank account, a job, and so forth, anyway.

    • EvilSheldon

      And it’s such a wonder that we’re all training in the hills somewhere…

    • Not Adahn

      Wasn’t there some commie saying that those who won’t work won’t eat?

      • PieInTheSky

        it was an article in the constitution of the USSR I believe

        The Soviet Constitution of 1936-Article 12 stated that “Labor in USSR is a duty and honorable obligation of each able citizen according to the principle: ‘Those who don’t work—don’t eat.’”

      • J. Frank Parnell

        That wasn’t real communism, though.

      • Raven Nation

        Also in the bible.

      • Nephilium

        Well, if (((they))) would share their secret manna technique, communism would work!

      • Drake

        Pol Pot certainly shared that sentiment, although a lot people he set to work still didn’t eat.

    • AlexinCT

      Seriously? Capitalism is bad because you have to either work or starve?

      I guess better systems force other people to work so you can avoid it, and then you can not pay them too because no money is being made…

      Didn’t we have a civil war over the people employed without pay by people that didn’t want to work already?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        With communism you get to work AND starve…sounds like a raw deal to me.

      • ron73440

        Pretend work and pretend pay.

      • The Last American Hero

        We had a civil war because people in Michigan and New Hampshire hated debutant balls and mint juleps.

    • The Other Kevin

      PS Wear headphones.

    • AlexinCT

      I remember when Trump was impeached because the left falsely accused him of withholding congressionally approved money to Ukraine….

      Biden just did the same with Israel. Where is his impeachment?

      • Drake

        He had the fucking nerve to impede their money laundering kick-back schemes. They had to impeach him to save our Democracy.

      • AlexinCT

        And here I thought they did this because the evil cabal had put their bet on that old lying pony-faced dog Biden and they needed to keep the fact he was a criminal hidden because 2020 election fortification!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Burisma ain’t gonna fund itself bro.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’d thought that People’s Tribunals had gone out of fashion with the Brigate Rosse

      • rhywun

        They’re not trying very hard to hide the communism, are they.

  20. Raven Nation

    Breaking football news: Nottingham Forest’s appeal against 4-point deduction denied.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Uh-oh, King John’s gonna be pissed.

    • rhywun

      They should stay up at least.

  21. Sean

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 05/07:
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    • rhywun

      I played https://squaredle.com 05/07:
      *27/27 words (+1 bonus word)
      🎯 In the top 21% by accuracy
      🔥 Solve streak: 251

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  22. Ownbestenemy

    Shameless plug for family. He is an small independent film maker, focusing on the horror genre. Obviously not asking any of you to drop dough, but if these types of movies are your thing, meander onto his channel and see what he has going on.

    • AlexinCT

      HAH!

      I am all for being charitable with OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY!!!

    • rhywun

      Meanwhile many of the folks I knew working low wage jobs commuted from fifty miles away or more – and that was 25 years ago. But let’s give them a house in the most expensive city in America.

  23. PieInTheSky

    Vin Diesel is officially returning for ‘RIDDICK 4’ and production is set to begin in August.

    “Riddick finally returns to his homeworld, a place he barely remembers and one he fears might be left in ruins. But there he finds other Furyans fighting for their existence against a new monster. And some of these Furyans are more like Riddick than he could have ever imagined.”

    https://twitter.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1787531925176844521

    • UnCivilServant

      Why?

      It would be more interesting if he arried to find that the evil empire had colonized the world and built a bright, idyllic world and his fellows generally annoyed by his previous antics, leaving him having trouble adjusting until the monsters show up later in the film.

    • PieInTheSky

      Bring back the good old Georgian times when people rented pineapples

    • Gustave Lytton

      They’re going to need to up their packaging first!

      They’re grown in Costa Rica

      Screw that. Give me a good Hawaiian grown one any day.

    • ron73440

      Japan and pineapple reminds me of the only wine I really enjoy:

      http://www.nagopineapplewinery.com/products/post-112.html

      Years ago I went to their winery with my Okinawan friend.

      They had a sample area, so my friend and I went back and forth from the sweet to the dry table many, many times.

      “I like this one, but maybe the other one was better”

      “Maybe, we should double check”

      The server ladies were laughing with (at) us, but our wives were embarrassed and pretended they didn’t know us.

      Good times, and we did buy many bottles of both that day.

      Warning: don’t drink the wine out of a beer mug after a couple beers.

      It is so good.

      • Nephilium

        Maybe you should try this one?

        /I wouldn’t recommend it

        /if you do it, I’d like a review

        /I seriously wouldn’t recommend it

      • ron73440

        “To my surprise this didn’t taste completely like battery acid.”

        Yea, it sounds great.

        BTW Thanks for the PKD recomenndation.

        I finished Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, way more involved and interesting than the movie.

        Now I am reading his short stories. Some are kind of average, but the really good ones are really good.

      • Nephilium

        Glad you enjoyed it. I see a similar distribution with his books, a lot that are kind of average, with some really good scenes, and some that really land for me. The short stories don’t ask as much of a time commitment, so I’m more likely to burn through those instead of a novel.

    • UnCivilServant

      In 1762, the land, including present-day Allentown, was named and laid out by Allen

      The road layout was created well before the advent of cars. It’s a relic.

    • Sean

      Allentown is pretty close to me, but I don’t really go there.

      The last time I sorta went there was to get my gf some peanut butter whiskey. And it was more by the airport than town.

      https://xplorerspirits.com/

      It’s really good with some chocolate bitters.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’ve taken all the coal from the ground and it’s getting pretty hard to stay, it is known.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is there anywhere where streets are not pedestrian scaled? Maybe some Pygmy village or Dutch town?

      • rhywun

        I think it means residents can easily walk to shops and stuff. So yes, that rules out much of America.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I buy into the idea that cities and towns should be denser…

      but this is ugly and not it.

      • kinnath

        I buy into the idea that cities and towns should be denser…

        I don’t. At least, I don’t buy into “should be”.

        I’ve lived in dense neighborhoods where I could walk everywhere. They are fine for what they are. But, they are relics of an older time.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The question is would our current style of development continue with less regulation and funding from various levels of government?

      • kinnath

        We have gone from 1) Pre-industrial age — everyone worked from home (or the home of the master tradesman); so you walked from butcher to baker to candlestick maker. 2) Industrial age — everyone worked near the factory that employed them or lived in their shops that serviced the factory workers. 3) Post-industrial age — everyone lives where they want to live and then commutes to work (thank you car and/or mass transit).

        Yes, that’s overly simplified.

        I can see WFH having major influences on neighborhood design, but we are never going back to cottage industry where everything you consume is created in walking distance of you house.

      • kinnath

        . . . everyone lived worked near the factory . . .

        creeping senility.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Sick of his shit?

    Ukraine has detained two security officials allegedly involved in a Russian plot to assassinate President Volodymyr Zelensky, which Kyiv’s state security service (SBU) said it foiled.

    Two colonels in Ukraine’s government protection unit were accused of carrying out “subversive activities against Ukraine in exchange for financial compensation,” Ukraine’s Prosecutor General’s office said Tuesday.

    Both colonels were charged with treason; one was also charged with preparing a terrorist act.

    The prosecutor’s office said one of the suspects received two drones and ammunition from Russia’s state security service (FSB), which they intended to transfer to another accomplice to carry out an explosion.

    The SBU said it had “foiled” the “actively developing plans” to assassinate Zelensky and other senior Ukrainian officials, including the head of the SBU, Vasyl Maliuk, and the head of the Defence Intelligence of Ukraine, Kyrylo Budanov.

    I can’t help thinking there are more than two people in the army ready to pull the plug.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sick of them misspelling Kiev.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Bejing?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Well done,

      • R.J.

        1) I am sick of the Kiev spelling fiesta too, and
        2) How is that guy still kicking? He must be serving one Hell of a purpose to still be alive.

      • hayeksplosives

        I had Chicken Kiev recently and wondered how long it will be until they change that spelling too.

        There are a lot of Russians in Seattle.

  25. Sensei

    Perfectly smug… paywalled NYT.

    Sweetgreen Is Introducing Steak. What About Its Climate Goals?
    The fast-casual chain aims to be climate neutral by 2027, but beef is a big contributor to climate change.

    According to Nicolas Jammet, a founder of Sweetgreen, the addition of a caramelized garlic steak option comes at a time when many Americans are trying to increase their protein intake and also as Sweetgreen is looking to attract more customers for dinner…

    A company spokeswoman said the beef is pasture raised mostly on farms in Australia and New Zealand that are “rooted in regenerative farming principles and were chosen for their high standards on animal welfare and gentle impact on the land.

    Because getting that beef to the USA from AU and NZ has no environmental impact. If only the US produced beef.

    • Nephilium

      I seem to recall some studies showing that NZ/Aussie raised lamb was still cheaper after being shipped to England over lamb raised in England. I’m now wondering if that holds true for environmental concerns as well.

      • slumbrew

        Cheaper, I believe, having watched Clarkson’s Farm. English farming is a hell-hole of oppressive, layered regulations.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    High wire act

    Biden has struggled to balance his support for Israel after the Oct. 7 Hamas attack — the deadliest day for Jews worldwide since the Holocaust — with his efforts to constrain its war on the militant group in Gaza.

    “You can expect the president to make clear that during these sacred days of remembrance, we honor the memory of the 6 million Jews killed in the Holocaust,” press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters Monday. “And we recommit to heeding the lessons of this dark chapter. Never again.”

    Jean-Pierre said Biden would speak to the “horrors” of the Hamas attack, and how antisemitism is on the rise globally and at home.

    That should appease the base.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Let me guess, Biden will blame MAGAKKK …

    • rhywun

      his efforts to constrain its war on the militant group in Gaza

      IOW, to prolong the war – or save it for another day – and ensure that 100+ hostages will probably die. Let’s go Brandon.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Because getting that beef to the USA from AU and NZ has no environmental impact. If only the US produced beef.

    They bring it over on sailboats made from recycled plastic.

    • ron73440

      I love to watch Air Disasters on the Smithsonian channel.

      Many accidents are the result of shortcuts with mechanical work because it saved time from the book listing.

      Once the aileron cables were put on backwards and the weren’t tested, but they were listed as passed.

      The crew figured it out mid-flight and managed a safe landing.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Biden was expected to steer clear of the upcoming presidential election in his speech. But his address comes as former President Donald Trump has criticized the incumbent for not doing more to combat antisemitism — while ignoring his own long history of rhetoric that invokes the language of Nazi Germany and plays on stereotypes of Jews in politics.

    You can’t leave out the boilerplate aspersions and insults.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I remember when Hitler was coming up with biting nicknames for world leaders.

  29. UnCivilServant

    I just got a scam call – from an actual human.

    It’s so strange since they usually start with recordings.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Interesting. What was the scam?

      • PieInTheSky

        trying to sell him some curry powder

      • UnCivilServant

        The caller and the call center had the right accent…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I got that call recently, Amazon customer service?
        Fuck off

      • UnCivilServant

        The funny part is – I never game Amazon that phone number. So they literally got everything wrong.

    • Nephilium

      Most I’ve gotten over the past several years have been TTS (Text To Speech) with some low level voice recognition.

    • AlexinCT

      Was it from the IRS? The Social Security administration? Microsoft Windows security team? The FBI telling you you are being investigated by them and unless you got out all your money from the bank for them to transfer it to another account, you would lose it? Maybe someone claiming to have kidnapped some family member?

      I have gotten all of those and have had some real fun with that shit. Especially when I fuck with the IT idiots that know too little to be doing that scam, or when I tell the IRS/SS/FBI callers that I have just initiated a request to record and track the call from the NSA as an employee.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was from “Amazon” about an Apple laptop delivery.

        None of the facts in their initial lie fit.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        ” I dint spend 1804$ on nuttin”

      • AlexinCT

        Hah, I am gonna have to think how to fuck with these idiots when I get that call…

        Maybe I will tell them I ordered a far more expensive computer and they better send that chop-chop…

        Then again. Fuck Apple computers.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Jean-Pierre said Biden would “reaffirm” the right to free speech. “But there is no place on any campus or anywhere for antisemitism,” she added. “There is no place for hate speech or threats of violence against the Jewish people.”

    In conjunction with Biden’s speech, his administration was announcing new steps to combat antisemitism on colleges campuses and beyond. The Department of Education’s Office of Civil Rights was sending every school district and college in the nation a letter outlining examples of antisemitism and other hate that could lead to federal civil rights investigations.

    The Department of Homeland Security was moving to educate schools and community groups about resources and funding available to promote campus safety and address threats. And the State Department’s special envoy to monitor and combat antisemitism was meeting with technology companies on how to combat the rise in hateful conflict online.

    Nationalize higher education and be done with it. Free speech sounds fine, in theory, but the kids need guardrails. And they absolutely must be protected from misinformation.

    • Drake

      Free speech unless you say things we don’t like!

      It’s right there in the Construction.

  31. PieInTheSky

    Disturbing trend on TT/YT/IG: entire social channels with nonsense recipes. They’re clearly narrated by AI and likely written by it, but the videos appear real. The channels have no affiliate websites, but millions of subs. It’s just chaos.

    Like this egg horror:

    https://twitter.com/mualphaxi/status/1787658007028924754

    • Ownbestenemy

      “I learned this from a friend in Mexico” is usually the biggest giveaway its a shit recipe and/or engagement farming. This though..its just a waste of food/money.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Huh, not Natasha’s Kitchen.

    • rhywun

      OMGWTF

      • Ownbestenemy

        This response (the correct one) is exactly why this shit is being made and gets clicks.

    • Not Adahn

      Egg Horror: band name, album title, or SF’s new genre?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Huma is dating and probably knocking boots, so…I am going with SF’s new genre

  32. PieInTheSky

    It’s the viral image that captured the clash between the anti-Israel protesters who stormed Columbia and the campus workers who tried to stop them. As the mob invaded Hamilton Hall in the early hours of April 30, a facilities worker was photographed pushing a demonstrator against a wall.

    Later, it emerged that the protester was a 40-year-old trust fund kid named James Carlson, who owns a townhouse in Brooklyn worth $2.3 million. The man who tried to hold him back was Mario Torres, 45, who has worked at Columbia—where the average janitor makes less than $19 an hour—for five years.

    Now, in an exclusive interview with The Free Press, Mario Torres describes the experience of being on duty as protesters stormed the building in the early hours of the morning, breaking glass and barricading the entrances. “We don’t expect to go to work and get swarmed by an angry mob with rope and duct tape and masks and gloves,” he said.

    https://www.thefp.com/p/exclusive-columbia-custodian-trapped

    • Drake

      The idle rich need hobbies too. Gardening or volunteering at a soup kitchen might be more constructive (or at least less destructive).

      • AlexinCT

        How does actually helping people make you feel better when what you are is a douchebag that wants to piss on people’s legs and tell them it is warm rain?

  33. The Late P Brooks

    “Pedestrian-scaled streets”?

    Like in those quaint European towns where they have to park on the sidewalk to leave enough room for traffic to flow?

    • Gustave Lytton

      That’ll get you a ticket around here.

    • PieInTheSky

      Well we are trying to solve the parking thing in Bucharest by putting posts on the kerb

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Is it controversial to say don’t park on a sidewalk?

  34. The Late P Brooks

    So drama! how terror!

    Since the previous Thursday, groups of ever-more aggressive counter-protesters had beset the Palestine solidarity tent village on UCLA’s Dickson Plaza. Then, just before 11pm on 30 April, at least a 100 masked young men stormed the camp. They announced their presence by blasting the sounds of screaming babies from loudspeakers. They shined strobe lights, sprayed irritant gases and launched firecrackers at the encampment. One landed in the middle of the tents, eliciting screams from the occupants. The besieged protesters called for help – at least five people were already injured – but none came.

    The mob breached the metal barricades around the camp, kicked in its plywood walls, and began stomping and beating the campers with fists and poles. At this point, a two-sided melee began. The Daily Bruin, the student paper, reported that some blasts of gas appeared to come from inside the camp. A text from the UC Divest Coalition sent around 1140pm, however, said that the encampment members do not possess teargas and were using “community defense” and wearing goggles to protect themselves.

    In the grey light of dawn, as the smoke cleared, the dead and grievously wounded were too numerous to count. The air was filled with pitiful screams and the stench of death.

    • AlexinCT

      Quit teasing like that, man..

    • EvilSheldon

      Not a single fire hose or attack dog. Sad. There are a bunch of elderly nameless Freedom Riders shaking their damn heads right now.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We’ve secretly replaced the water in the fire hoses with Hydrofloric Acid. Lets see if anyone notices”

    • Not Adahn

      Was this “previous Thursday” when the “protestors” beat a Jewish chick unconscious, or is that irrelevant to the story?

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Who were these UCLA counter-protesters? Tsives said they looked to be in their late 20s and claimed that they were locals who had “had enough” of antisemitism. Another witness, Sean Beckner-Carmitchel, a videographer who has covered political actions around Los Angeles, knew them better. “I saw people that I’ve seen at Trump rallies,” he told Al Jazeera. “I’ve seen them at anti-LGBTQ protests.” Unlike the pro-Israel students who gather during the day, these guys were not wearing yarmulkes or carrying blue-and-white flags. They were chanting “USA! USA!” At Columbia, the Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes was spotted trying to enter the Gaza Solidarity Encampment.

    Trump’s robot army. I knew it!

    • ron73440

      Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes

      Apparently, that is the only thing he has ever done in his life, because every time I see his name, that is all they say about him.

    • rhywun

      They were chanting “USA! USA!”

      *faints*

      • Ownbestenemy

        Quite clear they didn’t want to quote what the ‘students’ were chanting in which elicited the “USA! USA!” response.

      • rhywun

        Trump’s troops know that most of the protesters are commie rat-fuckers.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    But something else is sliding past popular attention: the meaning of the events at UCLA. Vigilantes staged an assault on unarmed civilians and the state let it happen. This has occurred many times before in US history, particularly when the victims were African American. Still, it is historic.

    Is this the mayhem Trump promises at every rally? Is this what we can expect if he loses the election – or if he wins? Have the brownshirts been unleashed? Whatever it augurs, the eve of May Day 2024 must be marked. While across the nation law enforcers are being ordered to commit violence against peaceful, unarmed citizens, in LA they tacitly deputized a mob to police the political speech – and people – that both the police and the mob despise. And by action or inaction, speech or silence, educational leaders, civil authorities and the president condoned this police-enabled civilian violence, this real anarchy.

    At UCLA we witnessed legally sanctioned lawlessness. It is more terrible and more politically momentous than anything a civilian can ever do.

    My side is no longer able to act with impunity. That means we’re watching the death of democracy, in real time.

    • Nephilium

      This has occurred many times before in US history, particularly when the victims were African American.

      Yes. I too remember the mostly peaceful protests in 2020.

      • rhywun

        I suspect that when the semester is over everywhere, the campers will regroup downtown for Summer of Love II.

      • Nephilium

        You mean like this from this week?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep, nothing says we are just protesting peacefully like that. You want to protest the American war machine? Ill be right there with you. You want to go back to spitting on troops, have at it but don’t be surprised at the responses.

    • AlexinCT

      I scrolled down that thing looking for pics of Lizzo and other hefty phenoms or some dudes with tits, but it was all skinny girls showing their tits!

      What’s that sort of discrimination supposed to be called?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      That black hair is terrible though.

      • Common Tater

        I’m thinking wig.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Hopefully, but I don’t understand why you would make yourself uglier for fashion.

        But I also have no fashion.

      • Common Tater

        It’s sort of a costume party.

      • R.J.

        I figured it was for a role.

    • R.J.

      WTF? Tits out at a formal party now? And not just one person, but multiple people. I feel like a prude. Fall of Rome, etc…

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep, gone is the classy, in is the trashy (not our own Trashy, he is classy)

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Trump’s brownshirt goons are attacking pro-Hamas shanty towns, proving beyond doubt what a Jew-hater he is.

    • Common Tater

      I didn’t have “Zionists are Nazis” on my 2024 bingo card.

      • rhywun

        I’ve been hearing that slur for a couple decades at least, along with “apartheid”.

  38. Ownbestenemy

    Immaterial to the trial, the media will get their salacious details about Stormy Daniels and Trump

  39. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    The lady who is haunted by her dinner party with closeted MAGAts is the same reporter who is famous for sitting in a canoe to report on a flood while people walked through the foreground in ankle deep water. So apparently she has a real commitment to the truth.