I mean, what billionaire wouldn’t want to date a single mom 10 years older than him, the lesbian lover of a murderous lich and ex-wife of a pedo perv–all topped off by Ozempic neck?
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you can do better Alex Soros, you evil commie goblin.
NEW: Pro-Palestine protester at Princeton says she is "literally shaking" because she is starving and "immunocompromised."
The woman accused the school of purposely "physically weakening" her and her peers.
"This is absolutely unfair. My peers and I, we are starving. We are… pic.twitter.com/54TL9lIKOV
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 8, 2024
NEW: Pro-Palestine protester at Princeton says she is “literally shaking” because she is starving and “immunocompromised.”
The woman accused the school of purposely “physically weakening” her and her peers.
“This is absolutely unfair. My peers and I, we are starving. We are physically exhausted. I am quite literally shaking right now as you can see.”
“We are both cold and hot at the same time. We are all immunocompromised and based on the university’s meeting yesterday with some of our bargaining team, they would love to continue physically weakening us.”
Never stop these protests. They are the slapstick comedy this country needs in these times of gerontocracy and strife.
Taking high doses of Benadryl in an attempt to trigger sleep paralysis is a new one on me. The “telepathically misgendered me” is just icing on the delusional cake. (I’ve snorted benzedrine and huffed Freon, so I’m not judging them.)
RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain (Paywall-free link)
In 2010, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was experiencing memory loss and mental fogginess so severe that a friend grew concerned he might have a brain tumor. Mr. Kennedy said he consulted several of the country’s top neurologists, many of whom had either treated or spoken to his uncle, Senator Edward M. Kennedy, before his death the previous year of brain cancer.
Several doctors noticed a dark spot on the younger Mr. Kennedy’s brain scans and concluded that he had a tumor, he said in a 2012 deposition reviewed by The New York Times. Mr. Kennedy was immediately scheduled for a procedure at Duke University Medical Center by the same surgeon who had operated on his uncle, he said.
While packing for the trip, he said, he received a call from a doctor at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital who had a different opinion: Mr. Kennedy, he believed, had a dead parasite in his head.
The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.
This is just a gimme. Of course he had brain worms. Also, this incident doesn’t explain his Muppet-dying-in-a-garbage-disposal voice.
Never stop these protests.
Spare a thought for the innocent students no protesting who just want to get an education….
Nah.
If they want an education what are they doing at university?
The Hatman looks like a Mysterious Stranger to me. They’d better not piss him off to the point he whips out his .44…
The Hatman looks like David J.
So it wasn’t just me.
“I got so mad i was able to close my eyes and roll over some”
Practically a homicidal rage. The Hatman better watch his back.
Maybe she’s a vampire that drains men of their testosterone. That being said, when she was younger I thought she was sort of cute if a bit skinny and over endowed in the dentation area.
Yeah, she’s apparently learned to keep her mouth closed when she smiles. Definitely dropped a few lbs, too, if memory serves, although she was never exactly Tres-worthy.
I’m assuming Huma is carrying a piece of the Pantsuited Lich’s essence so they can unify their demonic forms into the form of our Destructor.
I don’t have a better explanation.
Our elite ruling class travel in an ever narrowing circle of true believers. At some point they will start dating themselves.
Incest is best when its kept in the family.
Family that plays with each other stays with each other
Not at having a suit made, apparently. And those trouser cuffs are a telltale sign that his 5′-8″ ass tells people he’s 5′-11…
Yup
I was thinking the same thing about his height.
So… how is it the school’s fault that idiot is both starving and immunocompromised? Is the school draining her of her essence?
It isn’t putting her up at the Ritz because she decided to protest is what I gather. The inhumanity!
Why would you expect that to make more sense than what they are protesting?
They are starving her by not catering her temper tantrum, you see. And I assume “immunocompromised” means “AIDS” or the “LARP-AIDS” viral variant.
Long Covid?
Almost certainly this. They all have it now. Well, in their heads.
I looked up a list of immunocompromising chronic condition, and if she had even one of these, she’d’a specified for victim points.
^This.
And HIV is uncommon in females, outside of intravenous drug users.
And she ain’t slamming horse.
Here I was thinking it would be lupus.
How pedestrian.
http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.24490712.4172/flat,800×800,070,f.u2.jpg
Lupus…is it Lupus?
Might just be small Ivy energy.
Well, one’s immune system is weakened when one is under stress. But unless the university is actively preventing her from taking her anti-retrovirals that’s bullshit.
Kool AIDS
I assumed she was immunocompromised because she hasn’t eaten.
Don’t try to understand the crazy, don’t assume there is any rational basis or logical thought process here.
Can’t help it. I’ll always try to understand the motives and rational behind actions, even if sometimes the answer is just dump and impulsive.
I imagine in her mind she is oppressed so the university has some sort of duty to protect her. It’s a delusional, limitless belief.
Maybe they should force-feed her as was done to hunger-striking suffragists .
Foie Gras de Commie
As delusional as thinking their demonstration will change anything in the Middle East.
As delusional as Queers for Palestine.
But they’re raising awareness!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend . . . right up to the moment when they throw me off the roof.
but you can do better Alex Soros
Meh, he’s doing pretty well for a twink.
Probably the simplest explanation.
It’s a mutual beard relationship.
He could have picked someone more convincing, and attractive.
True, but she can be trusted to keep any secret for him. But if he’s just gay, why keep it a secret anyway? Seems more likely there is something else going on.
Huma’s running out of money and George is about to kick it?
He’s expected to continue his demon family line. The long march will haunt our great-grandchildren if it takes that long. I would assume imps can mate with succubi? For some reason I suspect SugarFree possesses some knowledge of how underworld mating works.
I’m editing a book about turning monkeys into humans to do the jobs the younguns won’t do and to help take over the world. The frightening thing is, I’m not finding it terribly out of bounds. We deserve evolutionarily sped-up monkey-humans.
You’ll have to recommend that they use the biggest font they can at the end.
To zoom in on the writing….
Those maniac — they blew it up! Damn them all! Damn them all to hell…..
Are you using the rebooted Planet of the Apes for source material?
Morlocks. We always end up with Morlocks and Eloi.
I don’t know. I’ve never read the book or seen the movies, and I don’t read science fiction.
The author is an Iranian-born older dude who writes in English very well. He hired me to smooth out his English and all I’m really doing is poking holes in his plot.
Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
Don’t get me wrong. I love the guy. Been working with him for >10 years, and his nonfiction is impeccable. This is a relatively well-done first attempt. But it’s just that–a first attempt.
Edit in a threesome with Dot, Marina, and one of the monkeys.
It’s the crossover we all need.
You are obsessed with Dot-on-Marina action, I swear.
Sounds a little bit like Bill Fitzhugh’s The Organ Grinders — of course, that’s baboons instead of monkeys.
Just wait until the smart monkeys start making demands. Negotiations will invariably involve a lot of gibbon take.
SWISSSSSSS!!!!!
Don’t be such a howler.
They won’t ask for much, just a lot of Rhesus Peanut Butter Cups.
STEVE SMITH SAY HI TO NICE LADY.
Lots of trip reports for Benadryl over at Erowid:
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Diphenhydramine.shtml
More of a deleriant and doesn’t sound pleasant at all.
I used to take two to three Benadryl to sleep on cross ocean plane flights. It is like being a nodding off junky without the high, in addition I got the jimmy legs as soon as any kind of deep sleep was achieved.
A Xanax bar is much better.
Diphenhydramine gave me the jimmy legs (i.e. restless leg). I avoid it like the plague now.
Benadryl alone winds me up. Taken with Tylenol, it puts me to sleep, as God intended.
Just yesterday I had the occasion to tell someone on Reddit, ‘Robotripping is for kids who can’t afford real drugs…’
That girl doesn’t look like she’s starving.
She stole Huma’s sandwiches?
“This is absolutely unfair. My peers and I, we are starving. We are physically exhausted. I am quite literally shaking right now as you can see.”
Here. Have a drink on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z11pQzzEYUU
We’re gonna protest.
We’re gonna take over the quad.
We’re gonna demand catering.
We’re not gonna protest!
/since the girlfriend watched PCU, she’s been chanting that anytime someone mentions any protests
From the river to the sea
Bring us pizzas, gluten free!
** golf clap **
*Golf clap
*gulf clap*
Holy shit, Canadian player doesn’t fail.
Daily Ray of Sunshine
Do you even lift, Grampa?
I have seen other weightlifters that age, but none of them look like that guy.
I read an article on some grandmother who started lifting in her 60s and set records in her 80s (I think).
I need to start lifing.
Me too, before osteoporosis completely wrecks me.
Wasn’t there a weight-lifting topic and link here once? It might even have been female-specific.
Pretty sure I know that grandmother.
If not, there’s at least two of them out there. I had a friend who’s mom got into lifting (with the advise and guidance of one of her sons) after her husband passed. She managed to set some records, and loves it.
Probably easier to wear a dress and demand to be called Kinnette.
You know, if he punches you for that comment, we will always refer to it as The Kinnette Action.
Never.
It would be a remote Kinnette Action.
When I turned 50 I signed up for a 5K Turkey Trot race on T-Day and I randomly picked a birth date – because why do they need that? – and ended up in the Over 80 division of the race.
I came in 3rd out of 6th. I had no idea of what I had done until I got a small trophy in the mail. It is now one of my most cherished possessions. It sits atop my beer fridge as a testament to my prowess (I actually ran 9:45 miles that year).
One of the Altar Boys nearly got written out of the will because of his mockery of only coming in 3rd.
Grandstanding at its finest — A new House Republican bill would send any person charged and convicted for illegal activity on a college campus to Gaza for at least six months.
This will never get out of (sub-)committee, and on the hell-freezing-over chance it did get enacted into law would probably be overturned as cruel and unusual. Also, not a federal matter.
While I have my problem with RICO laws, I could certainly see them being used to charge the professional agitators who seem to be organizing many of these actions.
These people are really determined to take the focus off Israel/Gaza, aren’t they?
Now that you mention it I’m not really seeing pictures of starving kids or signs with the number of people killed. The Look at Me crowd is all about people looking at them, I guess.
What drug brings on the scatman?
Ex-lax
In something of a surprise, US News & World report has ranked the top state in the country in education as… Floriduh?
I’m a bit leery of their methodology, but one stat stuck out for me: a whopping 20.15% of Florida high school grads are deemed “ready for college,” and this is actually number five in the nation. That’s a bit sad on both fronts.
Florida’s colleges are good and affordable, and the community colleges in particular are excellent. Most offer four year bachelor’s degrees if you don’t want to transfer.
The public schools are a mixed bag, like anywhere, but the good thing is that the money follows the student. It can be used for online schooling, or you can put your kids in schools outside of your district, and now they even have vouchers for kids in private schools, with no income requirements.
If it means they are ready to attend a Florida college, doesn’t it just mean that they know how to shotgun a beer, have a fake ID and are on Prep?
While I have my problem with RICO laws, I could certainly see them being used to charge the professional agitators who seem to be organizing many of these actions.
There was a piece the other day about philanthropic donations from Bill Gates and various other well known do-gooders getting passed through to the groups pulling the strings on those “spontaneous” campus demonstrations. It would be awful if some enterprising law firm followed that trail of breadcrumbs.
The residents of one of the illegal alien camps in Denver have refused to move to congregant shelter, because they don’t like the food, they don’t get to stay in hotels as long as they want, etc. Not mentioned in the article below is that they are camped on land owned by a railroad, and today is the day they are to be swept. So, of course, they have issued a list of demands — Free healthcare, attorneys, etc.
https://kdvr.com/news/local/group-of-migrants-send-denver-mayor-list-of-demands/
“1. Migrants will cook their own food with fresh, culturally appropriate ingredients provided by the City instead of premade meals – rice, chicken, flour, oil, butter, tomatoes, onions, etc… Also people will not be punished for bringing in & eating outside food.”
“4. All will receive the same housing support that has been offered to others. They cannot kick people out in 30 days without something stable established.”
Etc. This last one refers to a program unveiled by the city a couple of weeks ago, whereby 1,000 “newcomers” who just happened at the time to be living in hotels paid for by the city will get free room, board, and kicking around money for six months, while all the rest are on their own. Here’s a news story on the same list of demands:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qjmW8XVZV0
Extra bonus points for the Palestinian flag flying at the migrant camp.
The U.S. has “niced” its way into becoming a laughingstock. I’m in a bit of an incandescent rage over it.
I’d like to say “hi” from sanctuary NYC!
My neighbors were shocked to learn that 40K have been dumped here. What a fucking mess.
Locally, it’s been mainly Ukrainian refugees, which works as there’s a fairly large Ukrainian population here. At least they just put up blue and yellow flags at this point.
Tundra! Good to see you in this forum.
I’ve reported here before, but I live down the street from a couple of hotels where Venezuelans are being put up. It’s the go-to place for news coverage. The Venezuelans make up a significant portion of the foot traffic in my area. They all seem pleasant, trying to make a better life for themselves, etc., but they don’t have some moral right to my resources, or the right to just forego the legal process for coming to the country while others attempt to abide by it. There are scores of non-roadworthy cars outside the hotels with no plates. They have rights, I have obligations. I might even do what they’ve done if I were in their shoes to help my family, but that doesn’t make it right.
A couple of weeks ago a woman and small child approached my mother-in-law in the grocery store parking lot, showing her a plea for money in English on a smart phone. During that moment someone came up and snatched her credit card and driver’s license.
Hi BP! No, it certainly doesn’t make it right. There is not a single argument for this insanity. It’s gonna take some righteous pain before the average person understands just what happened. Sorry to read about your MIL – I hope she didn’t get hurt
Thanks. MIL is fine. She’s pushing 80 but was in good spirits afterward. Even-tempered, a little shoulder shrug and “Let’s get the card cancelled and a new license.” I wasn’t there, but apparently my wife came out of the store a few minutes later and wanted to burn the whole block to the ground.
Bit tired of being the chump myself.
“Migrants will cook their own food with fresh, culturally appropriate ingredients”. Wonder who wrote that? No some random Guatamalan “migrant”.
How many cultures must to food be appropriate for?
About that….
https://www.westword.com/news/venezuelan-migrants-in-denver-dont-like-spicy-mexican-food-20262551
I do know of a place where they could get culturally appropriate ingredients and authentic food…
Counter offer: Go back home and we won’t shoot you.
Sounds fair. I’d take that offer.
they are camped on land owned by a railroad
Put them to work doing track maintenance for a dollar a day.
Are they laying track? Or are jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City ….
I am sure there a at least a few who could pull a train…
They can stay long enough to earn their bus ticket back to Central America.
I’m-a need to eat something before I watch more Babish.
Constraints on the power to tax? Outrageous!
California Supreme Court justices sounded split Wednesday over top Democrats’ plea to nix a ballot measure amendment that would make it harder to pass new taxes before it goes to voters in November.
The ballot measure would require voters to approve taxes passed by the Legislature and would raise the voter-approval threshold for some local taxes to two-thirds. Top Democratic lawmakers want the court to invalidate the measure, arguing it’s unconstitutional.
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The clash before California’s highest court reflects the extraordinary stakes of a standoff that has drawn in the state’s most powerful elected officials and political players. Newsom and legislative leaders’ effort to block the measure has drawn support from labor unions, big-city mayors and local governments.
Asking the people to decide will destroy democracy.
It is unconstitutional to amend the constitution?
The measure’s opponents warn it would undermine public services, create massive uncertainty for local budgets and prevent governments from responding nimbly to crises. Newsom and leading Democrats have also made a more sweeping argument: that the initiative would fundamentally and unlawfully change how California is governed by stripping elected officials of their authority to raise revenue.
The horror.
The HORROR.
Two thirds majority for any law tax. Simple majority to repeal.
Jury Duty Update. I mentioned in the Morning Links that I was off the jury duty. Sorry kids, no chance for Nullification. They needed 6 jurors that they chose from a pool of 12 with six more for backup. I was a backup. This meant that the prosecutor didn’t bother asking us questions directly. I would have answered “No” to the “Would you follow the judge’s instructions no matter how you felt” question. I would not and I have not. In two precvious trials I convinced the others to vot not guilty since we were denied a major portion of the evidence (for good text book reasons I’m sure). I have to figure at least half of it would have favored the defendant, which put it solidly outside the beyond a reasonable doubt window.
The county prosecutor’s opening statement was like something out of a middle school courtroom role playing exercise. The Montana Bar exam must be a really low.bar.
In any case. It was a guy challenging a “misuse of the left turn lane” ticket. He was defending himself and didn’t seem to understand what was going when it was his turn to question us.. The judge was real good about edplaing things to him.
Guess I’ll see in the local rag next week how it turned out.
The one time I was called for jury duty, I got bounced from the first jury pool for arguing with the judge about jury nullification. It is supposedly illegal here in Minnesoda and the judge got really excited about how the jury decided the facts and she decided the law. At one point after she had told me jury nullification was illegal, I said I wouldn’t vote against my conscience whatever she said. At that point, I got a very icy invitation to leave the courtroom.
I later got selected as one of two alternates on a murder trial. The jury ended up acquitting the defendant (way I would have voted too). Then a minor issue erupted because the bailiff scolded the jury for voting to acquit as she led them back into the courtroom. The bailiff said that all sorts of evidence had been excluded from the trial and the guy was guilty as hell.
That stunned me because the state’s case was laughable. There was very nearly a Perry Mason confession from one of the people testifying against the defendant. I can’t even begin to think of what evidence could exist that could have convinced me that they guy was guilty. The only evidence against him was testimony from gang members who had already plead guilty as accessory to the murder.
“Guess I’ll see in the local rag next week how it turned out.”
How would misuse of a left turn lane result in press coverage? Did he set up a meth lab in the lane? Or do you live in a place where every littering ticket is covered in the paper?
The town has maybe 2k people. Once the local paper (weekly) covers the high school sports they need something to fill some pages. There’s a weekly court report with every traffic ticket is listed. I was surprised the trial wasn’t about meth. The nex trial in the court house is not until July.
My kind of town.
That makes sense. I guess I’m just used to living in Crimetown, where not much is enforced.
a really low bar
266 ~ 55th percentile: https://www.ncbex.org/exams/ube/ube-minimum-scores
Just imagine if CARB had to finance their activities by holding car washes.
Protester drama queen: “I don’t feel like I’m doing anything special. By the way it’s my birthday.”
Oh honey, you are doing it precisely to make yourself feel special and to get your moment in the limelight. And take off that mask. You are outdoors. Maybe a little oxygen will make you feel better. If that’s what Princeton is like, then I feel even better about getting kicked out of a party there.
I was at the doctors office yesterday, and there was a woman wearing, I swear, an auto body workers paint respirator.
FedEx cargo jet (Boeing) had its front landing gear fail and had to make an emergency landing.
Oh, Boeing. Even if I cared to fly, I might not just because of all these failures.
There are only basically two manufacturers of the largest aircraft in the west.
And since Boeing has been such an idiot recently the MSM just piles on because it gets clicks. Shit falling off airplanes and improperly fastened panels is nothing new. It’s maintenance failures and it never got extensive coverage until Boeing decided to both embrace DEI and Wall St over manufacturing excellence and engineering.
/s a guy who started in the insurance industry with a firm that adjusted aviation claims.
‘Muppet-dying-in-a-garbage-disposal voice’
You killed me with this line. Now all the parents at karate think I’m crazy.
Rural clods like to beat their wives more than city folk. So says SCIENCE!!
Those city folk just don’t know how satisfying it is to punch a preggo in the gut! amirite?
How cruel! They should have left those punk kids in an abusive home so their mom could feel empowered. (Also someone should point out how sexist it is of Ms. Lopez to assume that those kids have mothers and not man with uterous)
There’s a sign place on my way to work. They’re always painting and repainting their building with different signs.
Today they had this up:
“Spring in the air,
Birds chirping in the trees,
Crack heads on their bikes”
The local liquor store is only a few hundred yards away if you take the bike trails. If you drive it is quite a bit longer because you have to navigate out of suburban cul-de-sac hell. In the summer, I often take the bike to grab some beers if I am running low.
I can tell you that you don’t get any Green-I’m-Saving-The-Earth street cred when you bike to the liquor store. Nope. All you get is a lot of stink eye from people who you can tell want to shake you and say that losing your license should have been a wake up call to stop drinking.
You’d think that you would get at least some cred for not being a quitter.
I’m sorry you lost your license.
I always used to think, when I saw a middle aged man dressed for work while riding a bike, there goes someone who just got their first DUI.
After your second, you just keep driving.
A former neighbor did that. Didn’t want the expense of a car, though he wasn’t broke.
“Can I give my view on the 2nd amendment because I’ve gone pretty deep on this.” …..The 2nd amendment says you shall not ban the right to bear arms in a well regulated militia. Not that every podunk guy should have a gun.”
– Salim Ismail in an interview with Tom Bilyeu.
I thought I would share the stupidity.
The “telepathically misgendered me” is just icing on the delusional cake.
Seems to me that’s a more well adjusted redditor.
Apparently Highway 1 in Big Sur keeps slipping into the ocean due to climate change. I guess all those cliffs just appeared there recently.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/why-highway-1-is-the-climate-challenge-that-19444566.php
There is a little town, Gordo? something like that, just south of Big Sur that was isolated for a year or two for just that reason.
there is a Gordo AL
I have a client thereabouts; never seen any skinny folk in those parts
Well with a name like Gordo what do you expect?
The climate change boondoggle….I remember thinking that this retarded shit will never really get legs.
I sorely underestimated just how much success brainwashing would have in the west.
*rant on*
F**K all these activists. This afternoon someone at my school sent out an innocuous e-mail to all the people in our college. Then one of the faculty hijacked the list to send out an e-mail demanding we all stand in solidarity to demand that our university system acknowledge the genocide that is taking place in Gaza and demand that we divest from Israel. They saluted our wonderful students who are taking a stand (I haven’t seen any TBH but, maybe) and all the Muslim students on campus who are balancing grief while taking finals.
So, manipulation, treating a complex situation as simplistic. Demanding we all support their view (because, god knows, no thinking person could do otherwise). Oh, and apparently every Muslim thinks the same way (we do have Muslim students but not many from Palestine).
Those of you who’ve seen my comments on the Gaza situation know that I would probably agree with this person on a lot BUT f**k them for turning everything into a demand for orthodoxy. My hope is that admin raps them over the knuckles for misusing university resources.
*Rant off*
*oops, rant back on* also, F**k Real Madrid
How do you think *I* feel?