It will be a full day today. Besides football, dinner with WebDom and 10b0t, a rapidly growing fetus, and six large and energetic dogs. There’s fresh snow on the ground. Annoyingly, both NPR ladies have family Thanksgiving obligations, so it will be a quiet night for me. A bottle of wine or three will ease the pain, though.

With all this going on, there’s not much time for birthdays, but I should acknowledge the leading candidate for the Team Blue presidential nomination; a guy who couldn’t quite qualify for the Marx Brothers; the only non-Nazi in her family; a sadly neglected woodwind player; a notorious jungle explorer; a major eater of hot rice; a true and unabashed whore; a fine actor who has been in both some of the worst and best movies ever; the auteur of the greatest political movies and TV shows ever made; and an object lesson in how taking oneself seriously destroys comedy.

I know that conventionally we do turkey rather than hot dogs today, but nonetheless, I offer you Links.

The vicious and public post-mortems continue.

This is difficult to follow and has a bit of the Penthouse Letters, “I used to think that you made these letters up, but let me tell you what happened to me…” feel.

If The Mustache hates him, he must be good.

Global warming.

The Ghost of Christmas Present has a sick sense of humor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

It’s a tough choice as to who is dumber, the DC government or the DC residents.

Brutal but true.

Wherein I learn that we’re supposed to capitalize Deaf and that they are too stupid to absorb organic chemistry without special finger wagging. Money quote from the promo for this article: “Deaf students and sign language interpreters in chemistry courses have traditionally signed the individual letters signifying a specific chemical reaction, but this practice – known as fingerspelling – is onerous, time-consuming and often conveys only meaningless acronyms or names of white men.”

It’s an American holiday and there’s nothing more American than the Captain. He did punk before there was punk, and did it with amazing musicianship. This is complex, difficult, and rewarding music. Live version of a classic from Trout Mask Replica, one of the greatest records ever made.