Really? December? I mean, Thanksgiving was as late as it could be this year but I don’t remember November existing much at all. Lily rarely is in the mood to play with Eva, but When she is Eva is game.

The first few days this week are excellent for romantic activities, so make use of the time as best you can. On Thursday or Friday check your local listings) Jupiter retrograde and MERCURY MERCURY are in anti conjunction, meaning that no matter where you are in the world, a sign of fuckuperry will be overhead, even in the daytime. Expect a truly spectacular mishap.

Time out! I need to sniff something!

Sagittarius: 2 of Swords reversed – Imposture, falsehood, duplicity, disloyalty.

Capricorn: 3 of Wands – Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery.

Aquarius: The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

Pisces: Queen of Swords reversed –  Malice, bigotry, artifice, prudery, bale, deceit.

Aries: King of Cups – Fair man, man of business, law, or divinity; responsible.

Taurus: 10 of Coins –  Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

Gemini: Ace of Coins reversed – The evil side of wealth, bad intelligence.

Cancer: 2 of Wands reversed – Surprise, wonder, enchantment, emotion, trouble, fear.

Leo: 3 of Cups reversed – Expedition, dispatch, achievement, end. It signifies also the side of excess in physical enjoyment, and the pleasures of the senses.

Virgo: The Tower reversed – Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin, oppression, imprisonment, tyranny.

Libra: Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news. Also indecision and the instability which accompanies it.

Scorpio: The blank card – You didn’t really want to know anything.