The US Open is here! The US Open is here! Gonna be a great couple of weeks. Especially with football starting up and some big games on the slate. Although I guess Dave Portnoy is gonna have to find a bar to watch the game in. No idea what that’s all about. The dude always draws a crown when he’s in Columbus. Usually a heckling one, so I’m sure he’ll set up a stage on Lane and do his usual routine. And Liverpool started the season with two wins they didn’t deserve after a last-gasp goal by a 16 year old got them all 3 points at Newcastle. And that’s it for sports.

Well…bye! I’m sorry, but making the same exact sworn statement about two different properties in two different states in a week is no mere accident. It’s fraud. Now prosecute her and the others, since mortgage applications were deserving of such scrutiny when the shoe was on the other foot.

Let’s see if the courts follow the law. I suspect they’ll ignore it for political reasons, but it’s pretty plainly written, and the way this is being done completely goes against the timeline requirements for this kind of ballot initiative. Not to mention the purpose was to help a specific political party at the expense of another, based on the words of the governor himself.

This will be called racist in 3…2…1. Don’t be surprised when the riots start after the prosecutions. And city “leaders” will be loving it.

What the shit? How does a project get to this point?

Ironic, isn’t it? Ultimately it’s probably, in their minds, still the fault of the unwoke for not bending the knee.

Oh no, not paint!!! Fortunately we’re past the stage where this would be prosecuted, zealously, as a “hate crime.”

Yeah, no shit. Maybe they just don’t associate with people who call them evil and want to steal everything they work hard for. It’s no deeper than that.

I find this fascinating. Especially since the proposed solution is to throw more money at the women and tell working men (and women) that they must continue sacrificing days and days of pay.

He’s so relatable and just like us! Except, you know, for the fact that he’s a retarded faggot.

The money pit that will never end. There should have been prosecutions years ago for this financial malfeasance. Instead, they’ll probably be rewarded.

He’s right, but not in the way he thinks. Houston is a problem because of Houston’s one-party leadership. And because of all the shitheads that came to the city after Katrina and never left.

A masterpiece. Even with the silly voice-over in the video. The same statement applies to this one. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Tuesday, dear friends.