My sons first baseball tournament of the fall season year was over the weekend. The games on Saturday went great. I no longer field random questions like, “is your kid throwing knuckleballs?”
No. Now its “I didn’t know your kid is left handed.”
”He’s not. He wanted to learn to switch hit. So he did. Sort of like the Rubick’s Cube phase two summers ago. He just learned to do it. You can just do things, you know.”
Okay fine…we paid a coach to teach him but still, 11 year olds don’t do this unless they’re told to do so to make it fair for the other kids. He wound up with 3 hits, 2 RBI from both sides of the plate.
¡Enlaces!
Prediction: his communist daughter is going to win.
That’s a bit of a deviation from Monroe Doctrine but I’m okay with not sending advisors to Haiti.
Okay, but… Did Milei ASK for assistance?
We’re down to sanctioning a judge’s wife. Is a letter of Marque really that much to ask?
They did a bang up job making Amy Lee look good, but—“I’m Poppy.”
Chaser – that’s a smart human shield project!
I may not be a sharpshooter, but I think I can tag the starving Venezuelan recruits.
Tag their commissars instead.
Just don’t let them turn around.
*lights Tres signal*
Is this supposed to be some kind of fire and movement exercise? If so, they’re making the US militia types look competent by comparison, and that’s some hard fucking work…
But at least they are training their citizens.
Half the country here would claim military takeover if we actually trained citizens like this.
I mean, real training is available if you want it…
There would be a lot more experts if the range silhouettes were that size.
“Chaser.”
The Thicc Throng?
Thee are several layers to the joke.
Hopefully a loose outer layer.
Green Berets vs. Thicc Bootays.
Much better than thicc berets and green bootays. Some hams should never be green.
What if that green bootay is Zoe Saldaña?
1) Um… it was her roommate that was the Orion, not Uhura….
2) Even if she did play an Orion slave girl — that’s just food coloring to y’all. She’s allowed because it isn’t integral to her system.
Gamora? ….
Blanked on Guardians, yeah… probably because I haven’t given a crap about them since Endgame and never really cared for more than the first one (Ego, Mantis and “I’m Mary Poppins, yo!” was just annoying all in all…)
Still just food coloring in our reality, so my point stands even with half the legs cut out from my podium.
Heavy infantry.
Considering that both nations’ greatest military achievement is kicking out the French, this might be a case of imbeciles being taught by morons.
Excuse me, you seem to have forgotten the Alamo. #suckittexas
Only took 10:1 odds… the “quantity has a quality all its own” school of military siege.
Cope harder Texas!
Hey, I’m either Wisconsin or Georgia — I’ve got no dog in that fight. Just pointing out the facts, good sir.
How did that work out for Santa Anna at San Jacinto?
How did that work out for Santa Anna at San Jacinto?
Extend the time scale on that and consider if Texas really managed to kick out the Mexicans.
Trump said on Friday that the United States is not talking about a regime change, but compared the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans in overdoses to war dead, as he sought to justify the muscular military activity in the Caribbean.
Manuel Noriega Part Dos?
Pretty sure that Maduro wasn’t ever an uncooperative CIA asset…other than that.
In Clown World… I wouldn’t be surprised if it came out that the bluster between Trump and Maduro was Kayfabe.
Manuel Noriega Part Dos?
¿El Boogaloo Eléctrico?
The Drug Empire Strikes Back?
Indiana Jones and the Country of Doom!
Ok, the liberal metro NYC Gothamist found the proverbial nut.
Early Addition: Kamala Harris, asked about Zohran Mamdani, found a way to neg the whole city
“I support the Democrat in the race, sure,” Kamala Harris said of Mamdani on MSNBC last night, adding that “New Yorkers think they’re the center of the world”
New York City denizens as The Last of the Pre-Copernicans has been a trope for decades.
It’s hilarious watching Dems pretend to be hesitant to support their base’s dream candidate.
What time is Kimmel on? I want to make sure I’m in bed.
Grovel, measured joke, or a FU to Disney.
#3 would give me some hope that he isnt completely lost.
FU to MAGA.
So solidify his demise.
Standing up for people against a fascist!
I hope they cancel his show when his contract is up. I thought of a good meme, but too late. He did that “Rest in peace wheezy” joke, for him it would be “Rest in peace sleazy”.
It may not even play where you are, as at least two broadcasting groups don’t want him back. He’s been pissing off people for a while and losing so much market that it would be better to play old Jersey Shore repeats.
I can’t believe it took me this long to consider the idea — but the affiliates refusing to play him should air re-runs of The Man Show instead if they can get the rights quickly.
He could double his audience and it would still get fewer views than a Tim Pool tweet.
And yet they’re saying Disney wants to keep him around as some sort of loss leader.
A loss leader has to be something your customers want.
There is a theory that someone shooting up an ABC station is related, and they caved because they’re afraid of more lefty violence. The president of ABC doesn’t want to get the ole Charlie Kirk treatment, does he?
Fucking hell… so tired of
pseudo-aristocracypolitical dynasties simply because voters “recognize a name”. Do some research,assholesmy fellow citizens.And my brain is in a weird place — because I found myself hoping no one was throwing moose knuckles on a Saturday night (MS’s kid or otherwise… bit young for that!)
I blame
TulpaSugarFree.One of humanities many failings for a supposed evolved social creature.
Right? At least gorillas have a system to challenge dominance over the band.
More people need to go this route.
Scarily… I’m not even joking really when I think about it… but he could probably get Starmer to sell him the Falklands for a few hundred billion pounds in a pinch… not like there isn’t precedent now.
That’d probably be a shot in the arm to the Argentine economy. And the UK could stop having the excuse to maintain the QE class.
Well if he didn’t ask for it he was at least damn glad to get it:
“ Huge thanks to
@SecScottBessent
and President
@realDonaldTrump
for the unconditional support to the Argentine people, who two years ago chose to turn around a century of decline with a lot of effort. Those of us who defend the ideas of freedom must work together for the well-being of our peoples. See you on Tuesday in NY.
LONG LIVE FREEDOM, DAMN IT…!!!”
We should encourage an American chainsaw factor to open a subsidiary there on general principle.
Or a helicopter plant. Either would work.
They told the chaser that there was some arepas at the end of the obstacles.
Undale, undale — arepas! ?
I would take the Alamo for some arepas.
Mmmm… arepas.
Foreshadowing tomorrow?
Come on, DC — she’s married to that asshole. Hasn’t she suffered enough?
Fire his ass, but $55k for fart spray damage. Please.
Poop spray causes $55K in damage at South Carolina school, teaching assistant arrested and charged
The air conditioner was made of toilet paper?
That shit happened every couple of months at my high school. They didn’t close or fix anything. Whiners.
No happy ending with a Mamdani win.
He won’t legalize it — he’ll just refuse to prosecute it, as with weed before “medical” became the preferred method (hmm… “Asian medical massages”?). That would be entirely consistent with his “End incarcerations” crap, after all.
And if he legalizes it, it takes away a perfect wedge issue.
10 Best Soapland in Tokyo Japan｜Foreigners OK
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Tokyo JapanNYC｜ForeignersThe Undocumented OKI thought they were in favor of the rule of law. Yeah, I get that prosecutors can’t prosecute everything and have to prioritize, but ignoring a law that you don’t like leads to others ignoring laws that they don’t like.
Carlin . . . . Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?
If there is a way for the State to profit off it, it will absolutely be legalized and statewide.
Remember that the government ran the Mustang Ranch into bankruptcy…
It’s almost as if Shooting into uncompressable liquid dumps all the energy.
But enough about Q and motor boating….
Mythbusters Season 1?
No, but same idea.
I’m somewhat annoyed that in none of these videos did anyone go “Okay, what we need is high mass and low velocity – like a speargun” You need to give the water time to get out of the way.
Mythbusters did. Turns out a 12ga slug does some impressive penetration even through 10ft of water. We screwed around with that a lot as a kid so I already knew that.
I don’t care if it’s been done before.
I saw the Mythbuster experiment and had issues with their methodology. I forget the details, but I was mentally ranting at them.
Slugs didn’t do much in this attempt. Maybe he was using higher powered shells
It’s almost as if no one has read Hatcher’s Notebook. The army did these types of tests back in the 20s and 30s
Which Glib is this?
‘I haven’t filed taxes in 20 years’: I’m 55 and about to get laid off. I’ve $1 million in crypto. Am I in big trouble?
Not me — I have entirely different financial fuckups that this guy explicitlly claims not to have. (But at least I know not to have the IRS pissed at me… got a nastygram audit from them once either because stock grant sale reporting is so overly complicated or they were just looking for easy marks — that’s as much as I ever want to talk to them in my lifetime).
Yes.
You’re welcome.
“This is not about revenue. This is a fairness issue!” – Barack Obama on the income tax
Get that? This is about making. you do as you are told. Hell yes you are in trouble. You are in deep shit because the point isnt as much to make you pay as to make you dance while they shoot the ground at your feet. Dummy.
Huh. I wonder if I met this guy at a FSP event.
I am not Poppy, tho can pop.
I’m also not Evanescence, which makes queries more impertinent.
I am one. I am all. Tulpa, am I.
Hello, fellow Tulpa! I am also a Tulpa!
“Watch: Democrats Protest Trump By Chugging Tylenol”
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/watch-democrats-protest-trump-chugging-tylenol
I imagine not too many are actually doing this but, god, the world has gotten stupid. I wonder if those idiots realize acetiminophen can also wreck your liver and in surprisingly short order too.
They will probably find a way to twist it into “Trump told us to take Tylenol” the same way they claim he told people to drink bleach.
Oh for sure. Hoax incoming.
Hahahahaha!
Has to be a hoax. If it isn’t, we need to tell the libs that strychnine is a deadly poison next.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
I was expecting that to be a bee link. 😳
Here you go. (X link, didn’t include a link to their site.)
Wait for the headlines where Republicans deny them liver transplants.
Even if only one of those women are being honest. Wow! SMH
Please Donald, tell Americans about the dangers of taking a long walk off a short pier.
Wash that down with some white wine and Cosmos while you’re at it…
Has this been covered yet? Apparently a bunch of AWFLs are taking extra Tylenol cuz OMB.
Who called that yesterday? They get a gold star. Actually I was thinking the same thing when I watched Trump announcing it.
Predictable as the sunrise.
Well, whatdayaknow.
He needs to ban strychnine next.
Oh! Great minds think alike. I just said that upstream.
A bunch of pregnant AWFLs.
https://www.metafilter.com/210415/Pregnant-peoples-safest-pain-reliever-attacked 🎻
“I suspect he’ll recommend injecting bleach also.”
Hey, there it is! You called it JR.
“Pregnant people”
Is the discovery of what causes autism an existential threat to glibertarians.com?
Discuss.
You’re not my supervisor! Am I being detained??
Why would learning how to make more of us threaten us?
I had no idea this existed. Very easy to see the M1 influence.
BMW Turbo Concept | The Car That Inspired the M1
Ooooo
Jay leno drives Mercedes 190 Evo 2
One of the very few Mercedes I would actually want to own.
I watched that. I think I’d still rather have an E30 M3. They are certainly cheaper…
But the MB is definitely better made.
BBC headline:
Porsche shares plunge after announcing EV rollout delay
Investors are distraught at the notion of a world without fully electric Porsches.
Or the cash they burned and have to burn again to react to the market change. But do investors know…
I think I’d still rather have an E30 M3.
I don’t know why they went with 2.5 liter fours instead of sixes. DTM rulebook, I assume.
Four cylinders should be 2.0 or smaller, due to balance issues. That 2.7 Chevy from I Do Cars had a giant balance shaft set.