OK, so I’m the one on suicide watch- losing is bad enough, but watching every top Ravens player go down injured was just traumatic. Mojeaux dodged a bullet. And I’m sitting in here for Banjos as a sign of life.

Speaking of life, birthdays today are numerous and include the actual victim of The Lost Ark; a pioneer in wind power; one of our philosophical forebears; the creator of a massive industry of bullshit; the guy who pioneered the intersection of science and politics; a guy who made oaters into musicals; a guy was Aaron Sorkin and Normal Lear rolled into one if Sorkin and Lear were actually intelligent; a guy who, once I was the parent of a six year old, I grew to hate; a guy who was my inspiration when it came to chasing girls; Donald Trump with a vowel at the end; a guy who was a major player in one of the worst TV shows ever and whom I was trapped next to for a five hour flight (and we actually had an interesting conversation); a woman who was so tired; a much better moustache than John Bolton; a guitarist whose ineptitude became the stuff of legends; a TV host whose brainlessness became the stuff of legends; an NPR Lady often and deservedly parodied and whom I never dated; and one of the few actual statesmen the Palestinian Arabs ever had (so of course was exiled).

As usual, Links will contain no statesmanship, either.

Inevitable. The voters are about to get what they want, good and hard.

And some of them are already taking action.

Mine might rival the Octomom.

RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!

Britain makes sure that we are all accepting of Third World customs.

The wavin’ weed can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain…

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

The GS-12s need a paid vacation.

Just to show that there’s actually no principles behind cutting “foreign aid.”

Just to show that there’s actually no principles behind cutting bailouts.

The Obergefell boogeyman trotted out yet again.

Orange Man Bad hasn’t said or done anything, but he’s about to, any second now!

The crazy precision of the playing and rhythmic complexity make this a terrible choice for first thing Monday morning. So of course that what Old Guy Music will be.