“I know they broke the escalators on purpose,” the hat spat.
“The building is a dump, a dump,” Donald said. “I could have made it beautiful, just so classy.”
“Those waterheads were lucky you even bothered to talk to them,” the hat said.
“Can you guys keep it down?” the hair asked tiredly.
“What’s wrong with him?” Donald asked, poking at the hair starfished on his desk.
“Still depressed about Charlie,” the hat said.
“Yes, very sad,” Donald said. “Classy memorial, though. Very America. Very great. Very again.”
“He’s gone,” the hair said. “He was one of the only ones I liked. He was always very nice to me.”
“Bit of a churchy-magoo for my taste,” the hat said.
“And his wife,” Donald said. “Classy broad, very pretty, even after the kids.”
“There is no god but god, and I am He,” the hat said in reverent tones.
“Not even going to capitalize, are you?” the hair said.
“Have you seen her bikini pics?” Donald said.
“El fuego,” the hat said.
“You are not God or a god,” the hair said, drawing himself into a blonde sea urchin.
“Prove it,” the hat said. “Prove I’m not God. You can’t. No one can!”
“Can you just not?” the hair asked. It crawled up Donald and rested himself, leaning into Donald for comfort. “Charlie always said I looked nice. Neither of you ever say I look nice.”
“I move in mysterious ways,” the hat intoned.
“None of this is funny,” the hair said.
“I am thy rod and thy staff,” the hat said. “I shall smite thine enemies.”
“I wonder what Erika is doing this weekend,” Donald mused.
“You,” the hair said, pointing an accusing tendril at the hat, “have a God Complex.”
“Yes, for I am a complex God.”
“Maybe she could ditch the kids,” Donald said.
“You are not hitting on a recent widow,” the hair said.
“When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, I made Donald wear us both.”
“Not recent–fresh. A fresh widow,” Donald said. The hair made a retching noise.
“It’s a fucking zoo in here,” the hair said. “This is disgusting. I hate you both.”
“I forgive you,” the hat said.
“Of course, have you seen Melania’s hats lately?” Donald said. “She’d probably stab me.”
“And it’s wrong…” the hair prompted. “Charlie was our friend…”
“Yeah, OK,” Donald said. “It wouldn’t be classy. I try to run a classy joint around here.”
“Do I as I wilt shall be the whole of the law,” the hat said.
“Will you fuck off?” the hat snapped. “I’m trying to have a human moment with Donald. I’ve almost got him considering the negative effects of his appetites.”
The hat, toddling on his bill, ran out of The Oval Office screaming, “I AM GOD! I AM GOD!”
The hat, toddling on his bill, ran out of The Oval Office screaming, “I AM GOD! I AM GOD!”
Delusions of grandeur and paranoid. This feels like a setup for something.
“Of course, have you seen Melania’s hats lately?” Donald said. “She’d probably stab me.”
A narrow escape for the monitor.
More likely she’d pop a cap in him.
Irrespective of the situation, one must always run a classy joint
That’s the spirit!
Also, do Melania’s hats ever get bored enough to engage The Hat for some Hat-on-Hat action?
If they did, I expect The Hat to fill them to the brim.
I also expect Elon’s Hat to be running a Fedora server.
Imagine The Hat ever confronting the Glibs’ top hat.
The Hat would be snarked to death.
“I know they broke the escalators on purpose,” the hat spat.
1. Stephane Dujarric, the U.N. spokesman, said a videographer from the U.S. delegation who ran ahead of him triggered the stop mechanism at the top of the escalator.
OK, sure.
2. Regardless of the cause, it’s not unusual for escalators at the UN to stop working, as staff and visitors know quite well. In recent months, U.N. offices in New York and Geneva have intermittently turned off elevators and escalators as part of steps to save money because of a “liquidity crisis” at the world body.
And even if that’s not the case it’s still Trump’s fault.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/after-mechanical-challenges-trumps-team-blame-nonworking-escalator-125877886
ABC running true to form.
🙄
Have you considered not stealing all the money you get?
No. That is not under any kind of consideration.
That’s crazy talk.
UNRWA has to get money to fund Hamas somewhere.
How, exactly, does turning off elevators and escalators save money?
Sure, they use electricity, but I seriously doubt you can tell when they are off as far as that goes. The HVAC alone probably uses two or three orders of magnitude more.
I had a “liquidity crisis” the other day because I ate too much Mexican food.
In recent months, U.N. offices in New York and Geneva have intermittently turned off elevators and escalators as part of steps to save money because of a “liquidity crisis” at the world body.
They should turn them all off permanently, elevators too, to demonstrate their commitment to saving the planet.
ES: Mag-Mo responded, not a rejection!
The hive mind here is amazing, even if it’s just good to have a reminder to check the thermostat.
Well, did you check it?
👍
Hey, good to hear. I think you’ll like his stuff, if you like the feel of skateboard tape.
He wanted a pic of the gun in my hand (either for sizing or because that’s his fetish, I don’t judge) I said I’d send it once I got the permission slip from the county he replied “what country are you from?”
would you people stop pretending you can shoot
Come over to this side of the ocean and say that.
I never said that. USPSA considers me terrible.
And yet, I’m probably better than about 7.5 billion people.
Pie clearly prefers the traditional crossbow.
Comments section over on one of the Townhall sites had a good suggestion for the UN building (implying that we kick them out) — the Trump Presidential Library. In New York already, and fittingly “on the bones of his enemies”.
Works for me.
The only way that works is if it’s done faster and cheaper than Obama’s.
That is an extremely low bar.
Straighten out the barrel of that Colt Revolver and make it an artillery piece.
You guys probably talked about it this morning, but.- some lefty genius shot at ICE and ended up killing illegals instead.
https://www.fox4news.com/news/dallas-ice-shooting
The fact pattern presented has spun up a conspiracy theory in my brain that the corpse wasn’t the shooter and it was a false flag.
Of course, the corpse could be the shooter, realized “I’ve got terrible aim and no escape plan” and done himself in.
Too early to tell, reports are going to be garbled.
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone at least considered Sniper Patsy Scenario at least once, UCS. Barring new evidence, tough to know for sure.
I suppose any place that might be politically sensitive really should be doing drone surveillance of the surrounding perimeter rooftops from now on since roof snipers appears to be our decades Puerto Rico bombers.
Probably a Star Wars cos-player.
Yup… it does look like my “incompetent asshole” conjecture is the case here. Nothing like shooting the people you purport to be defending, idiot.
And of course the bleating of “gun control” started immediately… because psycho killers always are stymied by gun laws… and Australia during COVID shows us just how trustworthy governments are after they disarm you…
I think it’s the “Another inscribed bullets case?” detail that has my doubts in high gear.
But he could be a copycat.
Yeah — “reading the same sort of Discord feed” hence all these nuts think it will be cool to “get their message out” or something is my guess there. Copycats of a sort.
But of course.
If that picture of the stripper clip is the real thing…we’re seeing a marked uptick in crimes committed with ancient surplus bolt guns. Who knew?
An actual “weapon of war!”
“Who knew?”
You mean it’s not just AKs and ARs? Unpossible!
Well, there’s only a half billion of them in circulation.
Besides, when I mentioned “copycat” I meant in the traditional sense where a high profile crime would be followed by others imitating the entire MO, which would include milsurp rifle from elevated positon and writing on cartridge cases. Since those were the well-publicised elements of the more famous crime.
Ok ES, I had to go look.
They have to be shitting us. Really?
Can’t imagine why we’d be seeing more of these style of idiots….
I regret not buying that $80 Nagant rifle I saw at Cabela’s in TX.
What year did you see it? My Mosin was $79 prior to 2007
qu’est-ce que c’est?
How shitty is the economy that the lefties have to resort to milsurp? Remember back when they were making copper core shaped charges and getting funding from heiresses?
It was in 2014.
Hmmm…. In Dallas, from an elevated perch, using a bolt-action rifle, near the Stemmens Freeway. I wonder if the shooter was a Cuba enthusiast.
Gone are the days with Feebs handing out top shelf ARs.
Sad.
Australia, with or without gun control, would have been the same under covid.
I suspect a lot of them are.
Obviously a right-wing extremist false flag…
Oh thanks for that (not that you could really predict the strange neural pathways my brain takes some days…):
“BUSHPIGS! FALSE FLAGS!”
Scribbling on a cartridge case with a pen is not “engraving” it.
Dear TPTB: Sorry GlibFlicks is late. I just submitted it a moment ago.
Is it a late night creature feature?
Those start next week with the month-long Halloween celebration. This week, I am satisfying an ask from Yusef to post movies which can promote discussions over libertarianism. So I posted “Fortress” from 1992, with some talking points.
🗾🦎🐛
The Castle. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118826
Aw, too late.
Nope. More giant shrimp!
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/shrimp-sold-31-states-recalled-over-radioactive-contamination-concerns
internet comment gold
video title – Trump cures autism!
first comment: In 6 months, we’ll be watering our crops with Gatorade.
Forgive me for whoring my blog like Winston’s Mom earlier.
Gatorade has electrolytes, which is what plants crave.
GO ‘WAY — IRRIGATIN’!
Both the article and the comments are exactly what I expect from the Top. Men. at a Ars Technica.
YouTube will restore channels banned for COVID and election misinformation
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/09/youtube-will-restore-channels-banned-for-covid-and-election-misinformation/
OTH, I wonder how they felt about Kimmel being taken off the air…
Stupid and dishonest. The daily double.
Oh how nice. After what, 5 years? Screw off. The whole non-marxist ecosystem moved away from YouTube as much as possible. May they never feel the need to come back.
I tapped out after the first sentence.
Yeah, mentioned that this is not getting much traction, but from what I’ve seen Alphabet said the Biden admin leaned on them.
Didn’t name names, though. Until they do that, Ima say they just made it up. No way to verify it, after all.
😂🤣
In the first sentence FFS.
Private Welsh island with 19th century fort goes on the market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFwUrhsnxpQ
gonna sound crazy but i like it
The best walls are made of men, not bricks.
bricks help quite a bit
You don’t have to feed the bricks.
— Stalingrad, 1942?
He never said living men, UCS.
😕 SDF, don’t spoil the Siege of Zhalskrag.
***
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
“To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods.”
***
also walls leave nice ruins for future generations. You would never know today Lacedaemon was a power just by the ruins
I wonder if anyone has dug under Lacedaemon to see whose ruins it was built on. Somewhere down there is a plaque that reads “Look upon my works ye mighty!”
i mean allegedly the Dorians did conquer some locals
It is in the UK. I dont care if they are paying me to live there…no thanks
I’ll consider buying it only if the staff includes at least one comely wench, one fine lass, and a maiden fair.
you do need to bring your own cannons
Luddite heresy
On Tuesday, Trump told the United Nations, without evidence, that “countries are on the brink of destruction because of the green energy agenda.”
Crazy talk. The Eurozone has never been healthier.
People are actually arguing that.
I suppose it depends on what you are defining/re-defining as your metric for ‘health’.
“Diversity is our strength, we’re more diverse than ever — so we’re stronger than ever! QED!” is all I can think of.
Lower standard of living.
That “without evidence” tag is another thing that needs to be thrown on the trash heap. Are countries being literally destroyed? Of course not. Are their economies being strangled due to, in part, policies that lead to needlessly high energy costs? Hell yes and demonstrably so. It’s like they’ve never heard of hyperbole.
It’s like they’ve never heard of hyperbole.
TBH, he can be a bit much some times.
Hyperbole in the service of rightthink is a noble emphesis.
Hyperbole in the service of wringthink is a foul lie.
Lol, Apple TV is delaying the release of “The Savant.” The show Critical Drinker called “the ultimat Karen power fantasy.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklsd1XY1To
Variety is on fire.
“Having watched the eight-episode series for review — which was set to be under embargo until Sept. 25 — it’s clear that “The Savant” is precisely the type of show America needs right now.”
https://variety.com/2025/tv/columns/apple-postponing-savant-charlie-kirk-huge-mistake-1236527471/
Bonus for the title – Apple Is Making a Huge Mistake Postponing ‘The Savant’ in Wake of Charlie Kirk Killing
The bad kitty weighs in.
It’s just another shitty woke show on a service that relatively few watch. Without this gimmick no one would know it was even made which, of course, is the point.
“What America needs is MOAR SCOLDING!!1!”
From the gato article:
“On the contrary, they seem to sincerely believe that everyone around them believes more or less the same things they do.”
Sounds like Mrs. TOK’s roller derby team. They don’t hit you over the head with their politics, but when they show their cards it’s unmistakable that 90% of them are on team blue. Mrs. TOK and a handful of others are conservative. They keep quiet and the rest of the team just assumes they are all in agreement.
TOK:
That Kitten piece has been getting a lot of responses.
I am very familiar with that scene.
They’d get more mileage out of ripping off Idiocracy and running Ow, my balls.
Lefties love windmills because they are an ostentatious and expensive display of faith.
Scientists have warned that fossil fuels must be steadily phased out to avert disastrous climate impacts.
Repent ye, sinners!
“Scientists”
Again? ‘Scientists’ you say? Oh my.
I didn’t realize a Jussie Smollet wannabe decided to go to Penn Station. Bonus for something no NYC cop would ever say like this.
https://www.thecity.nyc/2025/09/24/amtrak-police-cruising-ice-arrests-deportations-pride/
I avoid this bathroom at just about all costs.
Well now I’m disappointed in my kid. She told me there is a tiger cruise on the Nimitz from Hawaii to San Diego, 5 days on the ship. You just have to get to Hawaii. But the deadline is passed. (Not that I can afford a ticket to Hawaii right now, but still…)
Sounds like spouses aren’t allowed because they don’t want anyone fucking on the ship lol
Tiger Cruise? I thought it was Martin Sheen who boarded Nimitz outside Pearl… not Charlie.
Ah, OK:
https://www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangione-arrest-brian-thompson-killing-shooting-unitedhealthcare-ceo-12-11-24-1999103
Now the inscribed bullet casings make sense, they’re all copying Mangione. I had forgotten that he’d done it too.
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1970900063196176819
Look at the picture for #46.
el oh el
Yeah, mentioned that this is not getting much traction, but from what I’ve seen Alphabet said the Biden admin leaned on them.
I saw something about that, too.
It looks like they are actually admitting it was done even though the censored people were not violating the terms of service.
FAIL
Honda Motor is ending U.S. production of its Acura ZDX electric vehicle that was being produced by General Motors in Tennessee, CNBC has learned.
Production of the vehicle for the 2026 model year was slated to begin this month at GM’s Spring Hill Assembly plant in Tennessee, however Honda “has decided to cancel all future production,” according to a message Tuesday to plant workers that was seen by CNBC.
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“To better align our product portfolio with the needs of our customers and market conditions, as well as our long-term strategic goals, we can confirm the Acura ZDX has ended production,” she said in an emailed statement.
We can’t force people to buy them, dammit.
We can’t force people to buy them, dammit.
Too bad we can’t come up with some governmental system and social order that forced companies to build them and the people to buy them. I feel that, with the state, the companies, and the people all strongly bound together in some fashion, we could all be stronger collectively than we are individually.
Did not zee that coming.
Electric cars dont work. Fantastic toy if that’s your thing but as for practicality they are ridiculous.
My mother’s last car was a 2001 honda civic. Purchase price was stupid cheap. It cost me aobut 175 to put new tires on it. It cost a bit less than 20 bucks to fill it up. She didnt drive it much…just grocery store and work she lived about 3 miles from both. i would fill it for her about 2x per month.
The insurance was stupid cheap. My nephew is still driving the car today and it runs like a top.
I’m wondering if the Honda variant is going to stay. They’ve been selling well, but the lease goverment credit is done.
Depends. I mentioned in one of the days past that Ford actually raised the price of their electric offerings to match the subsidy. Probably because they barely made a profit. Honda is a tad more budget conscious and may be making a profit on that one without the subsidy. I will say a ton of other offerings from startups are going to vanish overnight. I do hope Amazon’s pickup makes it.
Sadbeard is saying that declaring the shooting to be anti-ICE rather than anti-immigrant is a “pretext for cracking down on opposition political speech.”
The dude wrote “Anti-ICE” on the one of the shells.
Supposedly.
That particular pic seems a bit on the nose to me. I’m waiting for more independent confirmation…
Very true.
We have a name for the shooter:
https://thelibertydaily.com/cowardly-sniper-who-murdered-least-2-people-before/
Of course he did. I forget his real name. He will always be Sadbeard to me.
Wait, I can’t keep up. Is keeping classified documents a big deal now or nah?
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/23/fbi-classified-documents-john-bolton-dc-office-00577894
Like all other government crimes, it only matters when you want to punish someone.
This. One makes so many laws that no man can live without breaking them….yada yada.
Also, all of these guys paid no attention to the laws because they all thought they were the annointed and their neck would never be on the block. Oldest story there is. *yawn*