The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 71

by | Sep 17, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 168 comments

I don’t know about you all, but my dreams are weird and transition from one to the next while somehow feeling like a cohesive story. TV show dream episodes never actually seem like dreams, but rather fantasies. I think, to me, this episode actually represents how dreams are structured.

But what do I know, I have sleep apnea and I’ve heard that results in weirder dreams. I also always seem to know that I’m in a dream when I need to escape some wacky scenario. Also I’ve read on the internet that you can’t read in dreams, but I do all the time.

The ‘meet Colonel Mustard at the bus stop’ bit came from when I heard about backwards masking, and I played a Sesame Street Record backwards and it said “Meet Colonel Mustard at the bus stop’. PBS has been mind controlling children this whole time!

I’m just glad I no longer suffer from the nightmares I was having before I got my CPAP. I would awake in sleep paralysis, but also still be in the nightmare. I would see my real bedroom, but on top of that my mind was projecting demons and I couldn’t move to turn on the light to vanquish them and awaken until the sleep paralysis ended. It was some scary shit. Enjoy the cartoon!

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168 Comments

  1. DEG

    Flying away and leaving Donald to take on the alligator? That was nice of the Hat.

  2. Derpetologist

    nightmare anthem

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCi8x4HQDEg

    My recurring dreams: being lost in a city, or foreign city, or a jungle (been there, done that); climbing something and having to jump, being in prison and escaping, being in fights/battles, sailing or being underwater, flying and crashing

    Every night is an adventure.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnSGK-3WSeE

    Also, the thing I got arrested for is no longer illegal in Florida:

    ***
    Open carry is now the law in Florida, according to state Attorney General James Uthmeier, following a Sept. 10 appeals court decision.

    “I’m issuing guidance to Florida’s prosecutors and law enforcement in light of the 1st DCA’s decision in McDaniels v. State,” Uthemier posted on X on Sept. 15. “Because no other appellate court has considered the constitutionality of Florida’s open carry ban since the SCOTUS decision in Bruen, the 1st DCA’s decision is binding on all Florida’s trial courts.

    “Meaning that as of last week, open carry is the law of the state,” he said.
    ***

    I want my gun back (Rossi Ranch Hand 357 lever action carbine). I only carried it that day because someone tried to run me over earlier.

    • Derpetologist

      And it was in a holster over my shoulder, hard to draw from there. I never pointed it at anyone but was wearing a plastic Viking helmet when I walked past a cop parked in front of a convenience store where I got my breakfast.

      Hail to the king, baby!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAqq11HYMsk

    • Threedoor

      I always felt that FL and Texas were very late to the show on carry. Particularly open carry.

      Sounds like an unlawful taking. How did Hurley justify stealing your gun?

      • Threedoor

        They. Not Hurley. Damn autocowreck was gotten dumber.

      • Derpetologist

        At the time I was arrested, open carry was illegal in FL unless one is or is coming to/from hunting/camping/fishing. I spent a day and a night in jail. The charges were dropped after I jumped through some hoops (fine, a class, charitable donation).

        I’m like the Rosa Parks of being strapped. Yay me.

      • Threedoor

        Bastards.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Dang, I keep meaning to sign up for one.

      • dbleagle

        So do I. I wish to sport such a pin at an upcoming family event.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        the info is in the forum. Just scan down until you see a heading listing pins.

        I just did it, so I can be in the cool club (star belly’ed Sneechs unite!)

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I got one! Then I asked and got one for MLW, winning!

    • Threedoor

      I’m not sure what to put it on.

      Probably my work coat as it’s just about coat season.

      Which is coincidentally 45acp season.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Im going to lose a Kimber next week in a boating accident, tragic

      • rhywun

        coat season

        lol Am just watching X-Files and Scully is wearing one of those floor-length coats that looks so killer.

        I own one, a wool number in perfect condition I bought from Burlington used like 4 decades ago. I wore it a lot in Buffalo but not lately I was never fat enough and it’s not cold enough anymore. Well, condition one has been satisfied.

      • Threedoor

        I own the X Files Barbie dolls, does that count?

      • Chafed

        Congratulations?

      • Threedoor

        My anniversary happens to be on the day mulder’s sister was abducted.

        Totally by chance.
        Not so the only other people at the theatre when we saw the X Files movie.

        Weirdos.

    • whiz

      Richard, if you’re reading this, I got the pin and it looks great. Thanks!

    • R.J.

      Kimmel’s boss was gunning for him and probably took this as a Sign from God to dump the loser…

      • Brochettaward

        That crossed my mind as well. These late shows are expensive wastes of money and have been for years.

        But the FCC throwing around threats is moronic and going to allow the left to claim it’s fascism/an attack on free speech no matter how dumb the shit Kimmel said was.

        And they’re somewhat right, though completely the wrong messengers given their very recent history.

    • rhywun

      I can’t wait for the cries of “martyrdom” from the death cult that watches him.

      I remember when late-night television wasn’t a 60- to 90-minutes hate against half the country.

    • Derpetologist

      ***
      In every year of the past decade, roughly 1,000 people have been shot and killed by police in the U.S., according to a database created by The Washington Post.

      The vast majority of these shootings don’t make national headlines. Many involve a person who was armed at the time or who acted aggressively toward officers.

      Randall was not armed, and the video shows he was not aggressive toward Iversen. Yet the case has received little attention outside Rusk County — leaving Randall’s family to process his killing alone and further reinforcing their feeling that, to the police and outside world, his life didn’t matter.

      “Me and my family, we don’t come from money,” said Randall’s older brother Douglas, an Army veteran who served for 10 years.
      ***

      https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/killing-unarmed-man-texas-deputy-told-colleague-just-smoked-dude-rcna194909

      Above the fruited plain!

      • Ted S.

        Randall should have tried being black.

      • rhywun

        ACAB is so prevalent in recent years I can’t help but feel we’re not getting the totality of the circs.

    • Threedoor

      Hanged by the toes in the public square.

      Or alternatively force fed in stockades until he has a heart attack.

  3. Muzzled Woodchipper

    @Suthen

    I dont remember who, a grocery chain maybe, was going to have just such a system. You walk in, get your stuff, the AI adds it up as you put it in your cart, when you walk out the door it automatically takes your money via CC or bank account. Your experience is that you walk in, get what you need and walk out.

    I dont remember if they are setting it up or already using it. I am curious to see how that goes.

    Amazon has stores set up in the NW that do this. I did it at T-Mobile Park when I wa5ched a Mariners game last year. Works pretty good. At least at a smaller scale.

    • R.J.

      The Texas Rangers Stadium has an Amazon snack bar like that. Very futuristic and weird.

    • Not Adahn

      I have seen airport convenience stores set up this way.

  4. rhywun

    sleep paralysis

    I had that frequently in the nineties – bad enough I found some mailing list and a doctor to maybe visit some clinic in Ontario to study it.

    Haven’t had an episode in many years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • rhywun

      I should add, now that I’m in the firm clutches of Big Health because reasons, and am thus subjected to frequent primary care visits, I’m a bit irritated at all the tests and shit.

      There was some “activity” in my chestal region which sent up alarm flares. Turns out my heart is fine but they seem desperate to diagnose me with sleep apnea. Well, sorry hon, I have bigger fish to fry right now.

    • rhywun

      JFC I remember 2B was outrageous when MetLife stadium opened and without a freaking roof even.

      Circuses SMDH

    • Chafed

      Looks like you saved $3.7B.

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Comeuppance, karma, whatever. Fine. But the idiots are also swinging the pendulum fully right with shit like FCC threats and “hate” speech.

    So I am weary

    • Brochettaward

      Trump was called an authoritarian for 4 years in his first term and didn’t really do anything to earn it.

      His administration is actually acting quite authoritarian this go around, but the left crying fascism is tuned out by most because they are the little boy who cried wolf before.

      He’s proving his critics right. Shit, he’s even engaged in blatant corruption out in the open.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only way out of it would be tomorrow he comes out and says “this is the shit you allowed Congress to bitch out of over decades” and then EO’d out of his power

        I know.fantasy land

      • Brochettaward

        Can’t read it without being a member of Vox.

      • rhywun

        I like Parks & Rec if only because the writers didn’t let her obviously evil tendencies get too out of control. There were a couple episodes where they lost control of the leftism but not too many and there was a reasonably balanced team around her to tell her to cut that shit out most of the time.

      • Derpetologist

        ***
        Leslie Knope Calls Donald Trump ‘Giant Farting T-Rex’ in Open Letter to America
        Published

        Nov 11, 2016 at 10:19 AM EST

        Actor Amy Poehler at the Cannes Film Festival, Cannes, France, May 18, 2015. The fictional character she plays, Leslie Knope, has written an open lett…Read More | Pascal Le Segretain/Getty
        By Lucy Clarke-Billings
        Newsweek is a Trust Project member
        Leslie Knope, the fictional character and protagonist of NBC comedy Parks and Recreation, has written an open letter to America regarding President-elect Donald Trump—who she calls a “giant, farting T-Rex.”

        Knope, played by Amy Poehler, compares Tuesday’s election to a class role-play exercise she took part in when she was at school. The moral of the lesson is that “people are unpredictable, and democracy is insane,” she writes.

        Knope’s letter, published in full by Vox, states that she acknowledges Trump will be president, but that she does “not accept that our country has descended into the hatred-swirled slop pile that he lives in.”

        “I reject out of hand the notion that we have thrown up our hands and succumbed to racism, xenophobia, misogyny, and crypto-fascism,” she writes. “I do not accept that. I reject that. I fight that. Today, and tomorrow, and every day until the next election, I reject and fight that story.”
        ***

        The brute, the brute, that vicious, vicious brute!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFCb4j0E2p4

      • rhywun

        I’m amused that she has been reduced to shilling for gambling apps and Subway sandwiches.

      • Gustave Lytton

        How many years of playing the character and Pohler still doesn’t understand who she is?

    • rhywun

      He’s got true believers around him this time instead of the fakirs from last time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Rat on a train

      Is it in the redneck part of town?

      • rhywun

        lol

        It’s… getting a little ridiculous.

        There is zero danger of this happening in my town but surprisingly even the MLK rename that occurred here a few years ago here isn’t sticking. I’m amused that even most official sources still call it State Street.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Wends its way around a few trailer parks?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Yeah, there was an MLK renaming in the city (capital) just north of me, and not only did they not tell anyone, mapping programs still use the old name, business’s still use the old name, etc.

        It is kinda like Army St. in SF. You can rename it, but 40 years later you still have to put up the original name in parenthesis.

      • rhywun

        kinda like Army St

        I lived there for 11 months around ’97 (?).

        Yeah, I was not very clued in but I did get the sense it was the left sticking it to everyone else because they could.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Walnut Park, Centennial Blvd (Eugene), and Union Blvd (Portland).

        Also SW Stark St and O’Bryant Square in Portland. Fuck both of those degenerates that the commies tried to rename to.

      • Rat on a train
      • R.J.

        That is the skit I was looking for!

  6. Chipping Pioneer

    Jimmy Kimmel is a piece of shit.

    • rhywun

      lol No arguments from the peanut gallery.

    • Chafed

      You’re preaching to the choir.

  7. Chipping Pioneer

    Boy could I go for a lobster poutine right now.

    • Brochettaward

      How about a First?

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Your mom has crabs, not lobster.

      • Brochettaward

        Don’t worry. I First for your sins, and you too shall be redeemed when The Firstening comes.

      • Aloysious

        I have to say it.

        Preach it, brother Bro.

        /gets thrown out of church

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Any poutine, really. I even appreciate that the canucks cook their fries just a bit more than Americans.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Indeed. Undercooked fries are a crime against humanity.

        I had a lobster poutine a few weeks ago that was 1/3 crispy fries, 1/3 cheese curds, 1/3 lobster, and 1/3 lobster bisque.

      • rhywun

        I want all of that but without the sea-bug horror. My favorite restaurant in Buffalo had a thing they didn’t call “poutine” but it was basically the same thing but with a beef gravy. No idea if that counts.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I don’t understand crispy fries. If I wanted a potato chip, I would get a bag of chips.

      • Not Adahn

        Dammit!

        The good awesome poutine place here didn’t survive Covid. Now I have to go into Montreal to get it. There is an…. acceptable poutine place closer to home.

      • UnCivilServant

        I seem to recall that place looking and feeling too small to serve sufficient numbers of customers even before the lockdowns and distancing mandates.

  8. Yusef drives a Kia

    I needed an mri for my lumbar to check for nerve damage to my hip. I have no insurance so I pay cash. I see the totals and the cash discount.

    Insured, 1945$
    Discount 1545$
    My cost?
    400$ cash
    If you dont have chronic illness fuck insurance.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      How long did you have to wait?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        One day, I booked yesterday and had it done today, 20 minutes in and out

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Yes. Socialist health care sucks.

    • Threedoor

      Yep.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Drop down to Mexico and get that for a tallcan and a donkey

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I pay cash anyway, and I got MLW, so Im good

      • Chafed

        Legit lol.

    • rhywun

      I’m on a monthly regimen of capsules that retails for $10,000 per 21 days.

      I pay “zero”. The system is… something else.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        7K a month for my injectable, retail. So, yeah.

      • rhywun

        I don’t even know what my injectables “cost”. It was thrice weekly for awhile there last year but now they want to do it once monthly.

        The only reason I get a quote on the capsules is because the insurance company makes me jump thru extremely annoying hoops to get it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        20$ cash, same as Tijuana

  9. kinnath

    Heading north on a top secret mission tomorrow AM. Going radio silent.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Find a close lake, good luck Jim,

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Are you getting MAiD?

    • Rat on a train

      a mission from God?

  10. Brochettaward

    I just saw a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones. She was one of the hottest broads in Hollywood. She fucked up her face with plastic surgery. It’s a testament to how fucked up Hollywood is that the rest of America can just shake their head at their vanity and insecurity. They truly believe that Americans are what they accuse them of being because that’s how they are.

    • Threedoor

      She’s hard to watch in Wednesday.

    • rhywun

      I know absolutely nothing about her except for Howard Stern making fun of her decades ago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Gustave Lytton

      Helen Mirren still looks great in her latest movie.

  11. Evan from Evansville

    Ooooh dear. Awkward long, mid-day ‘nap.’ And now I need to reawaken in five hours. I’m not terribly concerned, though my clothes are only now in the dryer. Still tired and should be able to slink back into sleep.

    Today’s beautiful drive with the Cubs on the radio was a lovely 5-hour escape. Kinda a soft reset, a mini, weekend getaway.

    Pretty much, time to again start scrounging around to find a meaningful gig. Hrm. The line between excitement and ‘Oh, fuck’ is a curious shade. A simple resume update and time to throw shit at the wall.

    • Chafed

      I was counting on that being the reenactment.

  12. Brochettaward

    Trump declared Antifa a terrorist organization tonight. Should be interesting. Wasn’t that long ago that the intelligence apparatus and their media puppets refused to even call it an actual organization.

    • Chafed

      Interesting. What are the domestic implications?

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t think anyone in the Trump administration could actually answer that question.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I am not a lawyer, but wouldn’t it move any actions by them onto fed jurisdiction?

      • Chafed

        @Zwak Not necessarily. I don’t know what federal laws govern being a member of a designated terrorist group. I would think there are significant free association issues. The KKK still exists.

        If that group engages in violence, then I see federal law kicking in.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We don’t have the framework for ‘domestic’ terrorist so it will be interesting to see the basis. I see Trump is doing the Biden thing..declaring on socials. But its okay, they deserve it and it feels good.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hence, why I was weary.

    • rhywun

      Whee. A couple years ago they were investigating anti-abortion grandmas and anti-groomer fathers.

      Round and round she goes.

    • Rat on a train

      Were they going to school board meetings to voice their opposition to policy?

  13. Evan from Evansville

    EEEk! Bald Donald is not something I expected nor needed to see. There’s a reason that man’s had whatever implantitude performed decades ago. See also: Ramsay, Gordon.

    Disturbing, as intended. Fuck you. In a kinda good way. (But not really.)

    I really don’t sleep-dream, not even as a kid. I think my daydreaming circuit overloads in the sun, and the whole unit needs to recharge at night. Thankfully, I s’pose. Seems like your brain needs a chance to chill. Still, FUCK. I’d much prefer to have the fun(fuck?)tastic dreams others may be imagining.

    • Threedoor

      My wife had a dream that I got a second wife. She said in her dream she didn’t expect me to sleep with the gal, and then dream me did.

      I wondered why she was distant that morning.

      • Chafed

        Why were you unfaithful?

    • rhywun

      I dunno about Gordon Ramsey’s hair but I do remember he had some sort of face lift a few years ago to remove some weirdnesses on his chin.

      • Evan from Evansville

        It was a joke on Top Gear 20+ years ago.

        I’m glad I have a full head of hair, though I’m unsure of what the obverse would feel like. Obviously, a big deal with men, losing their ‘youth.’ Caesar was particularly finicky about it. People take it very seriously.

        My friend Shayan shaved his head when he realized it was inevitable, and stands by that advice. He’s also Iranian-brown, and I don’t think that advice works for white folk. (See also: Hats.) Curious world, we live in, full of curious folk.

      • rhywun

        I have been buzzing my head for decades but now my head is peeling like fuck from some recent batch of drugs whee.

  14. Derpetologist

    During WW2, Wendell Fertig, who later help found Army Special Forces, stayed behind to help the Moros and others fight the Japanese. The Moros are Muslims and were the enemies of the US in aftermath of the Spanish-American War.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendell_Fertig

    ***
    Fertig was widely regarded as a hero by the people of Mindanao. In June 1958, Wendell Fertig and his wife returned to Mindanao on a business trip. As the inter-island freighter pulled into Cagayan de Oro, the ship’s captain approached Fertig and said, “Sir, I think friends await you.” As numerous small craft full of shouting men surrounded the ship, Wendell and Mary Fertig saw:[107]

    …thousands of Filipinos waiting at the waterfront at Cagayan… They had come from every corner of Mindanao… There were masses of women in the white uniforms of the Women’s Auxiliary Service, and men wearing caps of the Philippine Veterans Legion, and the red fezzes of the Moros… The men were shouting and the women were singing…

    They then saw a huge banner over the pier:[9]

    Welcome the Indomitable Patriot Who Have Lessened Human Suffering on Mindanao
    ***

    At a briefing, I heard an Army chaplain speak about his time in Afghanistan and the surprise of locals and enemy prisoners that the Americans brought their “imams” into battle with them.

  15. Brochettaward

    I think it’s important to note that Kimmel wasn’t removed from the air for “jokes.” He was removed for a douchy self-important political monologue where he flat out lied about the Kirk shooter being right wing. There was no real attempt at humor there. Just reassuring his small, but fervently left-wing audience that they are in the right.

    I’ve seen this billed as a bottom up revolt from the ABC affiliates. The FCC chairman needs to sit down and shut the fuck up and Trump needs to do the same. They’re winning the culture war right now because people are pissed at the thought police on the left who react violently to words. There’s no need to do dumb shit and give them an out.

    The story will be spun that this was the result of the FCC threats to go after ABC’s licenses. Whereas the story could have simply been Kimmel is a fucking court jester for the Democrats who said stupid shit that crossed an obvious line of decency to the point where there was no sense in keeping him on the air given his small and ever dwindling audience.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The parent company has every right to remove but I see it as a trap. Remove them and proclaim like you said that Trump is forcing them off the air. Half-truths are truths.

      • Aloysious

        The old Communications Act of 1934 rears its ugly head. Seems like the FCC is leaning towards enforcement, rather than backing away.

        Where’s the grave of the hoary old goat FDR? I want to piss on it.

    • rhywun

      Agreed. Donald and friends should STFU for once and let the cards fall where they will. The country has had enough with tools like Kimmel.

    • creech

      When has Trump ever resisted the chance to pop off? Remove the buffoonery from the actual policies and he might be the most popular president in a generation.

      • dbleagle

        creech, Even if DT loses his voice and ability to type into a phone, he will STILL find a way to make everything about him.

        But if he even accomplishes 50% policy wise, he will be remembered by future generations of historians as an “above average” to “near great” president.

      • Chafed

        Sounds like Kimmel brought back The Man Show.

  16. Derpetologist

    straight from the failing pile of garbage:

    https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/leslie-knope-letter-to-america

    ***
    On behalf of the grown-ups of America who care about you and your futures, I am awfully sorry about how miserably we screwed this up. We elected a giant farting T. rex who does not like you, or care about you, or think about you, unless he is scanning your bodies with his creepy T. rex eyes or trying to physically grab you like a toy his daddy got him (or would have, if his daddy had loved him). (Sorry, that was a low blow.) (Actually, not sorry, I’m pissed, and I’m on a roll, so zip it, superego!)
    ***

  17. Evan from Evansville

    Off to begin my Monday. I haven’t heard the offending Kimmel bit, but I’m glad folk are finally pushing back. The frog was boiled for far too long. I agree gay marriage was the last ‘good’ thing the Left did, and that discounts govt’s involvement in it in the first place, which should be a contractual matter. Since then? Everything got thrown in and everyone became (generationally) ‘used to’ all the bullshit, always much too afraid to peep out at some of the biggest nonsense. Like schools taking kids for abortions w/o parental knowledge. And such.

    Regardless. I’ll take it as another ray of sunshine as I take off (without sunshine) for a pretty chill day. Thurs? No one really *needs* anything that they haven’t already forgotten and taken care of. Perhaps folk planning for the weekend, but a ho-hum, folk just buying shit day. This really is a fantastic retirement gig. On that front, it’s officially ‘Apply for Shit’ season, on my end.

    Have a good one, folk.

    • UnCivilServant

      Apparently the bot catching algorithm has decided that I am not a bot, so I can watch YouTube again.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U, EfE, Sean, SDF-7, Ted’S., ChipP, and Sensei!

      • SDF-7

        And a pleasant morn to ye as well, GT.

      • Gender Traitor

        And how are you two today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I got 11 hours of sleep and decided to have a large breakfast salad. It’s a remote day before a friday off, so I’m more mellow than yesterday.

      • SDF-7

        Fair to mid — not really looking forward to dealing with python return types that someone’s complaining about in a code review when I actually start work. (The difference between “this actually works” versus “This hypothetical they’re proposing that they think is a problem I have to prove if it can actually happen or not” type stuff… just tedious)

        Other than that… typical day. Cats woke me up 1.5 hours early at 1:30 in the morning… so most of the morning so far I just went ahead and did some F1 (video game) racing to avoid thinking about python. Almost time to wake the teenager up and hear the lamentations of the slothful.

      • Gender Traitor

        U: Glad you got a good night’s sleep and have a day off to look forward to! 🙂👍

        SDF-7: Can’t you just send the cats in to wake up the teenager? Sprinkle catnip on him or something? 😴😸😺

      • UnCivilServant

        Sounds like a cartoon plan which means you’ll get a cartoon outcome where the cat sleeps on the teenager.

      • SDF-7

        They’ll do that without the catnip (sleep on him) if I’m not available and he leaves his door open.

        The latter is the sticking point — if I’m going to open the door and go into his room anyway… I’ll just shake him awake. Let the cats snooze where they choose to.

    • SDF-7

      What the devil are you posting all these other word puzzles for lately, Sean? Are you trying to eat up my waking moments?

      #ows576 🔎 5/5 (00:51)
      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      🔥 streak: 8
      onewordsearch.com

    • SDF-7

      Next would be Hannibal — “I made dinner! It is your fava-rite!”

  18. Chipping Pioneer

    BBC is going full “Trump is silencing his critics!!!11!!” because the FCC chair ran his mouth about Kimmel and what should happen.

    • Ted S.

      Now do Ofcom and GB News….

    • rhywun

      Meanwhile they’re jailing people for mean tweets over there.

      Go home, BBC – you’re drunk.

  19. Sensei

    WSJ

    While no return date has been set, Disney is monitoring the situation and sees a path to the show potentially returning in the next several days, according to a person familiar with the situation.

    Wonder how true. Might account why Kimmel is silent.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      I don’t see it. Traditional networks are haemorraging money and these late night hosts are their biggest point source costs. It’s happening across the traditional media landscape. This is their off ramp.

      • Sensei

        Me too, but it’s still curious.

      • SDF-7

        Honestly, I think at this point one hour of well curated memes (political and/or otherwise) could replace the late night shows.

        And obviously be much cheaper. Outsource and distribute the work!

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Hello! I understand you are wanting to make a late night television programme. Please hold for up to 5 minutes while I do the needful to investigate your problem.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      defying recommendations from health and environmental authorities who say that sunscreen is safe and effective

      There it is.

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah….wow. The tell.

    • UnCivilServant

      shouldn’t you be avoiding sunlight so as to not turn into a crispy critter?

      • SDF-7

        When did Pie turn Sensei?

      • UnCivilServant

        Doesn’t the sun burn everybody?

      • SDF-7

        Somewhat, of course — but you made it sound worse than even Ron Weasley-on-a-trip-to-Egypt-without-sunblock type scenario… hence blue sunny day scenario leapt to mind.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sun exposure is worse.

      • SDF-7

        Worse than disintegrating into dust (painfully)? I think you need to sort out your priorities a bit there, UCS.

      • UnCivilServant

        Dust would be an improvement from sun exposure.

      • Rat on a train

        Some of us want to maintain our glow in the dark complexion.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t mock me.

        Pallor is prettier.

      • Threedoor

        That’s what my mother has been doing for the last 40+ years.

        Had a skin cancer removed last month, has terrible sleep issues.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Old news. Read it in a book Derpy recommended (100 things you’re not supposed to know (published 2014))

      Sunscreen doesn’t block the bad, cancer causing sun rays, but rather the good kind. So it can protect you from a sunburn but not cancer

  20. rhywun

    I hope Kamala’s pretense that she wanted Buttigieg instead of Walz but was afraid America was too hateful to accept him makes the morning links. It’s just so her.

    • R.J.

      I hadn’t heard that story. That’s fantastic!

    • Ted S.

      She got a weirdo anyway.
      ..

      • Threedoor

        Ted, a weirdo and a homosexual. Should have gone with Bootyjuice.

    • Sensei

      So she lost because of Timmy…

    • Suthenboy

      Not hyperbole: Looking at the left in general gives me the same feel as hanging around on units 7 and 9 at the mental hospital. 7 was the Organically mentally ill and 9 were the forensic patients (criminally insane).
      Their world view is funhouse mirror distorted and their premises about everything have near zero connection to the real world. Their philosophy is a giant basket full of non-sequiturs and lies. As I said yesterday it is concocted by and for the worst kinds of people.

      Is Kamala lying or does she really believe that? Does it matter?