Champions League is back. The Astros managed to take the first two games against the Rangers in a crucial series. The Mets are losing oil too, but will probably hang on to the WC. And I don’t know what else there is to talk about, so I’m moving on.

This judge is a goddamn retarded asshole. I can think of no other way to frame this decision.

Gotta respect the hustle. In a just world, he’d be in no trouble at all and the officials would spend a good bit of their life in prison.

This is how far that state has fallen. But it should come as no surprise.

What the fucking fuck? Perhaps he should become a romance novel writer. Journalism doesn’t seem to be for him.

I’m shocked! Well, not really shocked. In fact, I’d be shocked if it wasn’t the case.

Does anybody really think this is about the climate? I certainly don’t. If it was, they’d do it virtually and minimize their impact rather than jet around the world to tell everybody else they have to limit their “carbon footprint.”

What an asshole. And a stupid one, at that.

Talk about reinforcing stereotypes.

After stabbing the two women, the assailant, later identified as Octavious McCaine, 19, ran to a large retaining wall that overlooks a stormwater pond, climbed a chain-link fence and plunged himself into the water. Divers recovered his body after a search that lasted into the night. The victims are expected to recover from their injuries, police said.

He did a two-fer.

Talk about projection. This is what the left did when anybody didn’t go all in during Pride shit. Nobody on the right has even mentioned these teams be punished.

Now they’re having a go at teflon? Do these assholes have no shame?

Let the rockets fly! Suck on that, luddites.

We should give people this option. But send the commies to North Korea. And I hadn’t heard this in forever. Now you have to hear it as well. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.