So, this week you need to watch out for the time of maximum wackiness on the 19th and 20th (check your local skies for exact times) wherein The Sun, moon Earth and MERCURY RETROGRADE all line up. Were I modern hack astrologer I would also mention that a completely astrologically irrelevant (if physically extant) planet was ALSO in alignment with those and moving retrograde, but I will refrain even though it would be hilarious to mention that you really need to watch out for Uranus retrograde.

The rest of the week is surprisingly harmless.

Scorpio: Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision, instability.

Sagittarius: Wheel of Fortune – Destiny, fortune, success, elevation, luck, felicity.

Capricorn: 9 of Wands – Strength, delay, suspension, adjournment.

Aquarius: 4 of Coins reversed – Suspense, delay, opposition.

Pisces: 8 of Coins – Work, employment, commission, craftsmanship, skill in craft and business.

Aries: Ace of Wands – Beginnings, creation, virility.

Taurus: 6 of Coins reversed – Desire, cupidity, envy, jealousy, illusion.

Gemini: 6 of Cups reversed – The future, renewal, that which will come to pass presently.

Cancer: Knight of Wands reversed – Rupture, division, interruption, discord.

Leo: Page of Swords reversed – Evil side of authority, what is unforeseen, unprepared state, sickness.

Virgo: The Tower – Boom. And it all falls down.

Libra: 5 of Cups reversed – News, alliances, affinity, consanguinity, ancestry, return, false projects.