The Ravens are inexplicably within striking distance of the Steelers now. The Browns and Bungles are not. Somehow the Dolphins beat the Bills. The Patriots are red hot. The Texans pulled off a miracle comeback. And the rest of the NFL weekend was pretty nutty. Getting caught doing roids in the clubhouse would be smarter than this. Talk about brazen stupidity. Across the pond, Arsenal had a hiccup and Man City throttled Liverpool. And way down south, Max had a hell of a run through the field after starting from the pit lane and might have challenged for the win if not for an inopportune puncture. The championship is all but done now, and the second least likable guy in the field is going to win it. And that’s it for sports.

Team Blue got what they wanted out of it, so it’s about to end. That’s politics: playing with peoples lives to consolidate your power. Sadly, all too many Americans are reliant on the largesse of the state, which makes this kind of shit politically useful.

This would be fantastic. I hope it works.

Hang him by his nuts. For the rest of his life (which shouldn’t be very long).

Newsflash: they’re all corrupt. Just like all state media.

She should be awarded honorary Florida citizenship. DeSantis needs to get on this.

Were they working? If so, pay them. This suit looks like a slam dunk to me.

Talk about going full retard. This is right up there with the dumbest shit I’ve read in some time.

I didn’t even know about this. The French have such a strange justice system.

Is it coming for real? I doubt it, but a man can dream.

Galveston, oh Galveston. I still hear your sea winds blowin’ coyotes howlin’. What a strange place full of strange people (and needles all over the beach).

I don’t think I’ve played these guys in a while. But if I have, I regret nothing. And speaking of regret. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this bitter cold Monday, dear friends.