Bonus! Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Hey! It’s Thanksgiving all the sudden! So I wanted to post something light from the suggestion box. Last Thursday, for the first time, three Glibs agreed on something: I should play Amazon Women on the Moon. I really wanted to. It is just not easily available for free streaming. I had previously played Tunnel Vision, which is very much in a similar vein. After reviewing The List, I realized I had not played Kentucky Fried Movie! So here we are! And what the Hell, throw in an encore showing of Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death with Bill Maher (Originally posted 02/24/2022). It’s fun. And it has the word “Avocado” in it. This is how my mind works.
This is about all I can write up for the moment, I am packing to travel for Thanksgiving. We will continue with audience favorites after Thanksgiving, and I will plan out some kind of Christmas/Hannukah show which will NOT have any repeated movies in it.
So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! I hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving, and list out what you are thankful for below. I am thankful for all of you, and for TPTB who make this place possible. There really is no other place like this. I thank you all for support in making Thursdays an oasis from bad news, ever since the days of the lockdown and riots.
Note: Last Thursday was great, sorry I missed a lot of it. I’ve been working a lot of hours to either stay at my job/find a new job. Waiting for a hammer to fall. It’s really quite distracting from my entertainment pursuits. Brussels Sprout headed aliens thrive on drink specials and B movies, and so I am slowly withering away and becoming a cubicle mushroom. –R.J.
Somewhat Secret Fun
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Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer were both Savage Steve Holland films, I think.
I believe so as well.
yes. And he ended up doing Nickelodeon shows in the mid ots. What a waist.
Huh, I thought tonite was Song of the South?
Coming up in December
I’ve seen the this film. So I’m thankful for for the Glibzoom. Only me and KK now, Whappen disapeared. I assume he is on the run from law enforcement.
I’ll be on, but not until after my parents leave the house.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes might be fun sometime (and a source of civic pride for me).
That’s usually hard to find. From a free source I would think doubly so.
Still fun, however.
It was a suggestion below KFM.
Attack of and Return of the Killer tomatoes are both on Tubi. Good double feature.
Christmas tree lighting in Fredericksburg, TX:
https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/IMG_3277.mov
At least you didn’t get shot like at various other lightings around the country.
No, it was not fiery and rather peaceful
Did someone ever make Catholic High School Girls In Trouble?
No, but Eli Roth made a fake trailer for Thanksgiving into a real movie.
Are you sure? Then someone should.
Isn’t it available on Pornhub?
May we all be cozy on this Thanksgiving….
https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/IMG_6077.jpeg
Sorry for the copy pasta. From the previous link…
Trigger Hippie on November 27, 2025 at 7:01 pm
Game over. Season over.Chiefs fans need to accept the fact that they need to win nine straight games in order to win a Super Bowl this season(Chiefs fan).
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Trigger Hippie
Trigger Hippie on November 27, 2025 at 7:15 pm
Oh…Happy Thanksgiving. Believe it or not, I truly have a deep love and appreciation for many of you… I’m thankful for your thoughts, kindness, willingness to to engage with me and make feel welcome in your community and the ability to endure my silly,shallow, grammatically cringe worthy intellectually shallow rants for these last fifteen odd years between TOS and here. I love you all. I sincerely mean that.
Anyway, I felt compelled to reconnect with this community on this particular day. Bless you all.
Who won?
Cowboys. This Chiefs season is toast short of a miracle.
Glad to see you! Hope all is well (other than the Chiefs/Cowboys score.)
Well, I for one am happy that Trigger Hippie is back.
Thankful, even.
I’m happy to see your oddly disturbing yet amusing (rubber/latex?) masked face as well. Please never cease to feed us the finest low budget horror/action/sci-fi slop. I truly mean that. Not being sarcastic at all.
What mask?
And, yes, happy to see you back,TH.
Clearly he hasn’t been on a Zoom. It’s me.
Oh…if you haven’t already, please review Blubberella. Uwe Boll directs(one of the worst of all time, he also plays Hilter in the film, it’s wild). Clint Howard shows up at some point… It’s terrible…100% pure fun.
lol Always a sure sign of a classic.
Great to see ya ’round, TH, and right back atcha.
In the bubble-wrapped world of bubbled bubble-people, it’s lovely and healthy for us goofy-glibby bubbles to have a bigger bubble we can bounce into.
Profoundly strange, I’m gonna have to join the bubble-people, me fears, to socially navigate Stateside. But Gliberia’s a cozy spot for us between bounces.
Glad to see you too my fellow damaged soul. Not being condescending there. I know what physical trauma and trials you’ve endured over the years and I’ve always rooted for you. I sincerely hope you can live the longest, healthiest, happiest life possible. Bless you, buddy.
Thanks for the root-root! Things are certainly ‘stable’ for now, but getting a meaningful gig is more cause I was away for a decade (not doing anything terribly marketable) and AI taking over much. (Holiday season ain’t helpin’.)
But persistently chipper, I remain. Youngest neph, now 5, is most like me in personality (acknowledged by others) and is most excited to see me when he comes over. He’s begun picking up certain phrases I casually threw around or made up, which is …hrm.. certainly not something to exploit (I can teach him to hate the things *I* hate!).. but also just fun. (“Puppy Palace” for the dog’s bed is popular)
Costanza-ish Ev has knack for Kramer-ing his way into new opportunities, no snark their, neither.
Then I will copypasta my response.
TH is back!!!!!
I haven’t watched a single game this season.
1. Sloppy playing, which I’ve been bitching about for years, has come back to bite them in the ass.
2. Penalties. I’m fucking sick and tired of all the pussy bullshit rules. Like, dude, could you let them play for more than 2 minutes at a time?
“I’m fucking sick and tired of all the pussy bullshit rules.”
I thought this was America!!
Also, you know what else? These people make no difference to my life, but I though I don’t really like competition, I REALLY don’t like losing. Losing hurts more than winning feels great, and for whatever reason, losing stabs me in a place super deep in my soul.
Don’t take it so hard. I’m a Giants fan. You’ll get used to it.
This is the most irritating part of watching football anymore.
https://nypost.com/2025/11/27/opinion/lets-give-thanks-for-not-living-under-socialism
(Hey, TH!)
Stossel is a treasure
You as well, GT. Long time, no talk. I hope all is well with you too. Things aren’t all well with me but when the hell are they? Ha! I’ll survive one way the other as always. Glad to hear from you. Happy Thanksgiving.
I’m enjoying how libertarian is used as a slur here with zero explanation.
TW NYT.
https://archive.fo/74rSu
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
Paulina Borsook’s “Cyberselfish,” which offered dire predictions about the tech world’s love for libertarianism, is finding fans. It only took 25 years.
Well, you know, government gave is everything and libertarians are just ungrateful red – headed step children for not realizing that.
Her book is out of print because it sucked.
I’m going to make a turkey sandwich. Anyone want one?
I’m having dessert.
The fast food in the beginning had to be from Church’s Chicken.
I only had it once, but it turned the box translucent.
You should have been more stoic about what it did to your innards.
The house is empty again. We had my parents, my sister, my brother and his husband, my two kids with their kids. 18 at dinner tonight. All the company an introvert can handle at one time.
It’s good to see all the relatives and it’s good to see them leave. Your mileage may vary,
/Speaking for myself
How have I never seen this movie?
I almost died laughing at the Feel-Around movie.
I vaguely remember it being on HBO or Cinemax all the time when we first got it in the 80s.
The Rex Kramer bit shouldn’t make me laugh as much as it does.
I was not expecting Big Jim Slade.
and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
I never saw deep throat and was an early teen when I saw this but immediately ‘got it’. Glad you eventually saw it.
Any TPTB on? Bethannica seems to be locked out of her account.
I’M BAAAACK!!!!
I’M BAAAACK!!!!
Woo! Problem solved by a large group of drunken Zoomers.
I’m going to scream.
I figured it would be easy to change my ammo tray SCAD file to be programmatic and use fewer static magic numbers.
I can’t figure out where all of these variables and static magic numbers came from – and I created it in the first place.
But if there’s no one to hear you scream…
Just as my cursing doesn’t seem to solve the problem at least it releases the built up tension.
Where did the 7 and the 11 come from.
yes, for some reason, it let me name a variable ‘or’. That is not a problem.
okay, that 11 is the number of rows, and needs to be changed to a variable to be calculated rather than static.
WTF is that magic 7.
… is it just 2+(nextcol/2)? I know the hexes start centered on the origin and need to be shoved into the workspace…
This is why you comment out your code. :-p
/ducking
“Hey
CortanaCopilot!”I have to wonder at the ratio of the millions or billions being spent on this junk over the number of people who are actually using it.
It’s not about the users. It’s about collecting the users’ data.
From the commercial, it looks like any retard can ask it questions.
Google is releasing the next version of their LLM and boasted that it is 72% accurate.
And they’re PROUD of that.
I have been asking cylinder numbers for various manufacturer displacements I already know the answer for, it has gotten GM right so far. Don’t rely on AI for a correct answer.
I want a livestream of OMWC watching this Ravens game. Is that wrong?
No.
As I was saying…
I have a cinnamon bun I just got gooey. I have some leftover froot loops, a $1 snacky treat o’ mine, recently.
I’m going to add the two. Adding crunch. I may be onto something brilliant. Oooh. Nice. Pity I only have a few left. Noted.
Pretty casual-fun dessert time before bed.
Having thought about it, I’m not sure how I feel about the business at work tomorrow. Grocery, likely not so much, but the electronics shit’s gonna be nuts. I don’t know where I stand in this. I foresee fetching many TVs. Perhaps weaving through traffic or going into the back to get ’em. Where I might encounter Derp. I run into his crowd for a bit in the morn.
*ponders at length* Hrm.
So you two are working at the same store?
If you are, that might fulfill one of the verses from Revelations.
Cue O Fortuna
We are not. He’s working as an overnight stocker somewhere. We kinda-seriously joked about a back n forth writing thingy. My next sub shows my day and I’ll get into people and my odd experiences.
I accidentally hit one of the stockers with my cart. He was on his knees putting something away on the lowest shelves and I turned a corner and.. well I didn’t hit him hard, but a bump against his butt or back. Older Indian dude. Turban and grey-white beard. Got a stern eyein’ at, deservedly.
It’s an odd scene, in its own way.
Wait… how did this morph into the Wizard of Oz?
Which one? Kentucky Fried? Or Avocado Jungle?
The glibs of course and I am the great and powerful Bobbo!!!
Kentucky Fried. But the more I watch the less I think there’s an answer.
It’s just all short skits. All of then are great.
I had forgotten that Bill Maher was once really young in Cannibal Women…etc… He looks so different.
DONT LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
TALL CANS!
(Im on my 4th)
“Death continues to be our nation’s number 1 killer”
Yes it is.
https://youtu.be/H7-ayoJKZ_Q?si=RfKsj6JQamj1PvYr
Occasional drowsiness
I don’t know why it took me so long to figure this out. Karen M. Waldron, who plays the ridiculously adorable “Bunny” in Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Doom, was also the tomato woman hybrid from Return of the Killer tomatoes.
Anybody could have overlooked it.
Cincinnati start the 4th quarter +12 and just got an interception.
Still plenty of time for them to blow it.
Winning the turnover battle 4-0. Can they still blow it? Let’s find out…
Burrows is back. A bit rusty, but back. Cincy should win this one. Hopefully OMWC has drunkenly fallen asleep.
He wasn’t on the Zoom when I left.
I was happy to see Burrow out for the Pats game.
Is that kid (barely) legal?
Babyface. Pushing 30.
Been there. I have snaps of me in college where I look about 15.
That’s the spirit!
And Tres speaks it into existence…
We (California) is so screwed.
https://nypost.com/2025/11/27/opinion/tom-steyer-the-cali-billionaire-running-from-his-own-record/
Is = are
Being pedantic about grammar won’t save California.
“They said you was hung!” “And they was right!”
You don’t have to vote for him, of course.
You could vote for *checks notes* Eric Swalwell instead. Or, uh, *shuffles papers* Katie Porter… *muttering* Villaraigosa? Becerra?
Yep, you’re screwed.
Unless you have a place to bail out, you are screwed,
/OKC works for us
Mornin’ sleepyheads. I *hope* I can get ‘my’ normal parking space at work. I normally eat out on Fri, but I’m worried what parking will look like if I leave. On a plus-note, I doubt I’ll be on my least favorite assignment, Dispensing, cuz I don’t have my own key that lets you go in/out. So the Borrowing game would have to start, and that may cause too much confusion. Or we could be so busy it doesn’t matter and I’m the keyless orphan bumming door-openings.
Prediction: I will fetch many TVs. I may have to start hip ‘n cart-checkin’ bitches left ‘n right. Should be interesting. Like Zombieland in that store, or like.. Zombieland int hat store. My first Black Friday experience, perhaps, but what do I know.
I listen to 700am for Reds games and ‘local’ news. They should be happy. Onward, soldiers. There’s shit to pick.
*does Holy Cross Tuco-style*
I did not get my normal parking space.
Closure.
https://midhudsonnews.com/2025/11/27/remains-of-man-missing-for-some-50-years-finally-identified/
*looks around for post Turkey day regrets*
Greetings to all y’all Tupla’s!
😏🍳🌤️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLOjmY–TA
🎶🎶
😠
One of my headlights burned out. Just one more thing I didn’t want to have to deal with.
Is it a bulb or an assembly?
It’s just a bulb. But the last time I changed a headlight bulb it was a nightmare because of how exactly too short the wiring harness was, and how much of the car had to come out to get to it. That wasn’t on this car, but it was still a Ford, so I don’t expect they suddenly mended their ways, especially given how cramped that whole engine compartment is.
Fuckit, I’m just going to make a list of all the maintenance items I can pay someone else to do on the car, get it all nice and ready to be frozen solid in ice when winter comes.
🥳
They have an online scheduling option now, and an opening this afternoon.
I’m happy because I really don’t want to go about on a single headlight in a time when days are getting shorter.
“Your Thanksgiving leftovers are harming the planet. There are ways to shop and cook smarter”
Makin’ you feel like shit, all the time.
Only if you believe them. I just point and laugh at the idiots.
How’s your day going?
First two hours disappeared so quickly.
Being constantly badgered just makes most people not feel like shit even those times where they maybe should.
Break 1: The doors opened at six and a throng poured in. Not crazy crazy but far busier than normal.
We have a cop, both young 20s, at each door. That’s a first
And I’m on Dispense duty, so I’ll be delivering shit curbside. First time wearing a coat. I Black Tuesday’d, bitches.
Here we go. Lunch at 9 then in the aisles the rest of the way.
I finished my Christmas shopping early, by necessity.
Custom calendars with photos I’ve taken of various parts of the Catskills, since my siblings all life half a country away. Had to make certain everything could get printed in time to get everyone their calendars before the start of the new year.
Deport them all. Afghans, duvets, etc. all of them.
Bomb the world, admit the begrudged products of said bombing, crack down on the entire population when they nut up, then rinse and repeat…it’s all a conspiracy man (no, really, it is).
suh’ fam
yo whats goody