The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 77

by | Nov 12, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 44 comments

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Choosing a VP is a lot like arranging a royal marriage, but at least Vance will only fuck couches and not sniff little girls.

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  1. Gustave Lytton
    Gustave Lytton on November 12, 2025 at 7:27 pm

    So you’re saying Vance isn’t quite presidential material?

    • R.J.
      R.J. on November 12, 2025 at 7:30 pm

      If I understand correctly, his tits are too small.

      • Aloysious
        Aloysious on November 12, 2025 at 9:15 pm

        If that’s the case, then that means Chuck U. Schumer and his… physicality… is overqualified.

    • Fourscore
      Fourscore on November 12, 2025 at 8:07 pm

      Little Marco and JD, get the Hispanic and the Flyover vote. On the other side Hakeem and AOC.

      I’ve been wrong before…

  2. Evan from Evansville
    Evan from Evansville on November 12, 2025 at 8:17 pm

    I’ve only heard people talk about the couch fucking. I didn’t care to research that runaround in the meme-verse. That’s a really odd thing to make up. Which I suppose would lend it more credence, but not these days, with the idiots at the helm.

    “Clever liars add details. The cleverest don’t.” <– Someone?

    • slumbrew
      slumbrew on November 12, 2025 at 8:26 pm

      It was 100% made up Twitter bullshit. “He talked about fucking his couch in his book.” Nope.

      • Chafed
        Chafed on November 12, 2025 at 10:02 pm

        But Nick Fuentes told me it’s true.

    • Evan from Evansville
      Evan from Evansville on November 12, 2025 at 9:22 pm

      I knew it was made up, I’m confused just why *that* bit of bullshit was the one that found traction in the ether. It’s jumps the shark in a perfect distillation of “The Left can’t meme,” and it’s oh-so funny people bought it.

  3. DEG
    DEG on November 12, 2025 at 8:32 pm

    The presidency isn’t a kingship

    Huh.

  4. rhywun
    rhywun on November 12, 2025 at 8:44 pm

    OT

    There was shouting outside, in front of city hall, while I tried to nap after work. Afterwards I walked past them fetching some pop and milk from the mini mart and I couldn’t follow the anguish but of course it’s some woke shit because I know where I live.

    Reddit helpfully explains: “Rallying against police sweeps and throwing away of belongings rather than having shelter for people with no where to go”

    Mind you, this is probably the most leftist jurisdiction in the state. I think each one of the protestors should take in a screaming meth-head – bonus points if one of them is the asshole that woke me up at 5 this morning.

    • Sean
      Sean on November 12, 2025 at 8:49 pm

      “Nap”

      You old.

      • rhywun
        rhywun on November 12, 2025 at 9:14 pm

        Guilty as charged.

      • R.J.
        R.J. on November 12, 2025 at 9:15 pm

        I wish I could nap.

      • slumbrew
        slumbrew on November 12, 2025 at 9:36 pm

        Naps are great. Especially when you go to bed at 11:30 but the dog decides 6AM is go-time.

      • Chafed
        Chafed on November 12, 2025 at 10:03 pm

        @slumbrew Been there done that. 🐕

      • rhywun
        rhywun on November 12, 2025 at 10:08 pm

        I wish I could nap.

        I used to be that person.

        Now I am a person who can nap pretty much any time, any where.

      • Evan from Evansville
        Evan from Evansville on November 12, 2025 at 10:09 pm

        *narrows gaze at nappers… lids hope remain shut…*

      • Bobbo
        Bobbo on November 12, 2025 at 11:51 pm

        Metoo, Churchill naps, 90 minutes, no more no less
        /yes Im a drunk

    • Aloysious
      Aloysious on November 12, 2025 at 11:54 pm

      That right there is what is referred to as “bad luck”.

    • Ted S.
      Ted S. on November 13, 2025 at 4:18 am

      If he can’t afford it, he shouldn’t be in business.

      I wonder who was paying for Mamdani’s “job”.

  6. Suthenboy
    Suthenboy on November 13, 2025 at 2:48 am

    Ok, I am up and making coffee. I hear the TV on in the background. I hear lots of talk about all of the pain the shutdown caused, all of the suffering and how it got the Dems nothing. Schumer is to blame they are going to crucify him blah blah blah. I dont give a shit.
    What I dont hear: If shutting down the fedgov causes that much pain and disfunction then maybe, just maybe, we have FAR TOO MUCH FEDGOV in our lives.

    Just a thought I had while waiting for the coffee to drip.

  7. Evan from Evansville
    Evan from Evansville on November 13, 2025 at 3:31 am

    Nap actually worked fairly well. My gloatful Monday feels empty this morn. More chipper than expected, the commute begins.

    Be well on your day, once it begins.

    • Gender Traitor
      Gender Traitor on November 13, 2025 at 5:34 am

      Good morning, Sean, EfE, Suthen, Ted’S., U, and Roat!

      • Gender Traitor
        Gender Traitor on November 13, 2025 at 5:40 am

        So far so good! It’s supposed to warm up over the next few days, so that’s positive. How are you?

      • Gender Traitor
        Gender Traitor on November 13, 2025 at 5:47 am

        Well, I hope! Please keep us posted.

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on November 13, 2025 at 6:02 am

        Well, I’ve gotten breakfast. Salad with bacon. Still not happy with events this week.

      • Gender Traitor
        Gender Traitor on November 13, 2025 at 6:08 am

        I understand.

        Oh, I did find out that my old Nook will NOT work with library e-books since we got our new router. Even though I can download the books to my laptop and side-load them onto the Nook, when I try to open the e-book, the Nook still tries to connect to the WiFi for some reason. At least the new Nook has been shipped.

      • UnCivilServant
        UnCivilServant on November 13, 2025 at 6:13 am

        At least you have a solution.

    • UnCivilServant
      UnCivilServant on November 13, 2025 at 5:05 am

      Cats don’t tend to use guns as much as dogs do.

    • Gender Traitor
      Gender Traitor on November 13, 2025 at 5:38 am

      I’d expect your cat to try to kill you

      Can confirm. You think all that rubbing up against your legs as you walk is affectionate? 😒😸🐱‍👤

      • Rat on a train
        Rat on a train on November 13, 2025 at 5:39 am

        marked for kill

      • Ted S.
        Ted S. on November 13, 2025 at 5:46 am

        Killing by static electric shock.

  10. Rat on a train
    Rat on a train on November 13, 2025 at 5:29 am

    Stafford Man Admits To Riding Off With Electric Shopping Cart: Sheriff

    A deputy responded around 2:33 p.m. to the Walmart at 11 Village Parkway to investigate a larceny report. Once there, he learned that a man had absconded with an electric shopping cart, according to the incident report.

    Reviewing the store’s surveillance video, the deputy recognized the suspect and knew his address, according to the report. The deputy went to the suspect’s home, where the man admitted taking the cart, which was charging at an adjacent residence.

    I am disappointed there was no low-speed chase.

    • Tres Cool
      Tres Cool on November 13, 2025 at 6:28 am

      -1 Al Cowlings

    • Fourscore
      Fourscore on November 13, 2025 at 6:34 am

      I’m 30 miles from Walmart, any idea how long the charge would last?

      /Asking for a friend

      • Evan from Evansville
        Evan from Evansville on November 13, 2025 at 6:39 am

        No. I did drag a customer in one back to the charging area, once. It ran out in produce. He required assistance and I was near.

        Natch, no chase. I’m far too wily and slink through the aisles. No tip. Bastard.

  11. Tres Cool
    Tres Cool on November 13, 2025 at 6:28 am

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • rhywun
      rhywun on November 13, 2025 at 6:53 am

      Surge of Mail-In Ballots

      Yeah, lol. You can’t make this shit up.