Choosing a VP is a lot like arranging a royal marriage, but at least Vance will only fuck couches and not sniff little girls.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 77
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So you’re saying Vance isn’t quite presidential material?
If I understand correctly, his tits are too small.
If that’s the case, then that means Chuck U. Schumer and his… physicality… is overqualified.
Little Marco and JD, get the Hispanic and the Flyover vote. On the other side Hakeem and AOC.
I’ve been wrong before…
I’ve only heard people talk about the couch fucking. I didn’t care to research that runaround in the meme-verse. That’s a really odd thing to make up. Which I suppose would lend it more credence, but not these days, with the idiots at the helm.
“Clever liars add details. The cleverest don’t.” <– Someone?
It was 100% made up Twitter bullshit. “He talked about fucking his couch in his book.” Nope.
But Nick Fuentes told me it’s true.
I knew it was made up, I’m confused just why *that* bit of bullshit was the one that found traction in the ether. It’s jumps the shark in a perfect distillation of “The Left can’t meme,” and it’s oh-so funny people bought it.
The presidency isn’t a kingship
Huh.
OT
There was shouting outside, in front of city hall, while I tried to nap after work. Afterwards I walked past them fetching some pop and milk from the mini mart and I couldn’t follow the anguish but of course it’s some woke shit because I know where I live.
Reddit helpfully explains: “Rallying against police sweeps and throwing away of belongings rather than having shelter for people with no where to go”
Mind you, this is probably the most leftist jurisdiction in the state. I think each one of the protestors should take in a screaming meth-head – bonus points if one of them is the asshole that woke me up at 5 this morning.
“Nap”
You old.
Guilty as charged.
I wish I could nap.
Naps are great. Especially when you go to bed at 11:30 but the dog decides 6AM is go-time.
@slumbrew Been there done that. 🐕
I used to be that person.
Now I am a person who can nap pretty much any time, any where.
*narrows gaze at nappers… lids hope remain shut…*
Metoo, Churchill naps, 90 minutes, no more no less
/yes Im a drunk
And so it begins.
https://nypost.com/2025/11/12/business/nyc-restaurateur-cancels-expansion-plans-following-mamdani-victory-im-not-signing/
That right there is what is referred to as “bad luck”.
If he can’t afford it, he shouldn’t be in business.
I wonder who was paying for Mamdani’s “job”.
Ok, I am up and making coffee. I hear the TV on in the background. I hear lots of talk about all of the pain the shutdown caused, all of the suffering and how it got the Dems nothing. Schumer is to blame they are going to crucify him blah blah blah. I dont give a shit.
What I dont hear: If shutting down the fedgov causes that much pain and disfunction then maybe, just maybe, we have FAR TOO MUCH FEDGOV in our lives.
Just a thought I had while waiting for the coffee to drip.
Nap actually worked fairly well. My gloatful Monday feels empty this morn. More chipper than expected, the commute begins.
Be well on your day, once it begins.
Get up and get down, Glibbies!
👍🥶🥓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJnQBXmZ7Ek
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean, EfE, Suthen, Ted’S., U, and Roat!
Morning, How goes?
So far so good! It’s supposed to warm up over the next few days, so that’s positive. How are you?
Not sure.
Well, I hope! Please keep us posted.
Well, I’ve gotten breakfast. Salad with bacon. Still not happy with events this week.
I understand.
Oh, I did find out that my old Nook will NOT work with library e-books since we got our new router. Even though I can download the books to my laptop and side-load them onto the Nook, when I try to open the e-book, the Nook still tries to connect to the WiFi for some reason. At least the new Nook has been shipped.
At least you have a solution.
https://www.live5news.com/2025/11/13/man-cleaning-gun-shot-when-dog-jumps-bed-setting-off-weapon/
I’d expect your cat to try to kill you, not your dog.
Cats don’t tend to use guns as much as dogs do.
Can confirm. You think all that rubbing up against your legs as you walk is affectionate? 😒😸🐱👤
marked for kill
Killing by static electric shock.
Stafford Man Admits To Riding Off With Electric Shopping Cart: Sheriff
I am disappointed there was no low-speed chase.
-1 Al Cowlings
I’m 30 miles from Walmart, any idea how long the charge would last?
/Asking for a friend
No. I did drag a customer in one back to the charging area, once. It ran out in produce. He required assistance and I was near.
Natch, no chase. I’m far too wily and slink through the aisles. No tip. Bastard.
suh’ fam
whats goody
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/11/self-professed-socialist-poised-win-seattle-mayoral-race/
LOL!
Yeah, lol. You can’t make this shit up.