“Zohran,” the voice said. It was his mother’s voice. It was always his mother’s voice.
“What?” he whispered. Rama rolled away from him, muttering something.
“Zohran,” his mother’s voice crooned, “the Jew is about the land. You must stop him.”
“I will, Mother, I will,” Zohran said softly.
“This shit again,” Rama grumbled as she got out of bed, wearing nothing but Palestinian keffiyeh panties and a scowl. She hooked a finger pull her underwear out of her butt crack and shuffled out of the room.
“Why is she not pregnant?” his mother’s voice demanded.
“She is a modern woman,” he said.
“Whore, you mean. How many men had known her before you?”
“That’s doesn’t matter anymore.”
“She is sticky Bakar Khani, passed from dirty hand to dirty hand.”
“Just let me sleep, Mother,” he begged.
“We could have arranged a marriage for you, a good chaste girl to make an obedient wife.”
“I couldn’t have married some goathearder’s daughter. The White cows needed me to have a wife they could identify with.”
“They are all whores and whores love whores.”
“Are you done?” Rama asked, the toilet flushing as she walked back into the bedroom.
“I can’t help it,” he said.
“I can help you sleep,” Rama said, slithering into bed. She began to rub his erection through his boxer shorts. She hadn’t touched him since a desultory blowjob the night of the election.
In the city lights, apartment half-packed for the move to Gracia Mansion, Zohran tried not to look at his wife’s hideous art on the walls as she began to pull on him with thumb and forefinger.
“You have pretended too long to be an American,” his mother said.
“Not now,” Zohran hissed.
“You want me to stop?” Rama asked.
“No, it’s her, it’s always her,” Zohran said.
“This might go better if you stopped thinking about your mother,” she said, flicking his tiny erection.
“I’m not too American,” Zohran said. “I shove rice into the back of my throat, I love freeing criminals.”
“Not enough,” his mother said. “You must bring jihad to the yahoodi and the White devils.”
“Concentrate,” Rama said.
“I will, I will,” Zohran said.
He forced his mother from his mind. Eyes squeezed closed, he forced himself to visualize the happiest moment of his life. All three inches of his manhood stiffen; Rama responded by quickening her pace. As he replayed the moment the second plane hit the World Trade Center towers, he ejaculated forcefully.
that closing line . .
SF never fails to amaze.
“Whore, you mean. How many men had known her before you?”
Once they get past eleven or twelve there’s just no telling.
This might go better if you stopped thinking about your mother
Damn, he’s almost English.
I always thought that the English laid back and thought of England?
I was more going on “no sex please, we’re English”.
“As he replayed the moment the second plane hit the World Trade Center towers, he ejaculated forcefully.”
Wow. Hahaha
Gold. Pure fucking gold.
yahoodi and the White devils
Mediocre college town bar band.
I thought it was Yahoodi and the Blowfish.
Hold my hand, Ted.
The Dauphin makes him cry.
Their Arabic and Western phase was a lot better.
There’s nothing he can do.
He’s only got a three-inch tool.
“She hooked a finger pull her underwear out of her butt crack …”
This is the Sugarfree we have come to know and expect on a Wednesday pre lunch time
Noted Constitutional scholar and anti-authoritarian
The top Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee slammed a Senate-approved plan to reopen the government that would also pave the way for eight GOP senators to earn significant sums from litigation challenging the search of their phone records related to Jan. 6.
Tucked into the GOP proposal, which eight Democratic senators also approved, the bill requires telecommunications companies to alert senators if their data has been obtained. But it also allows those whose phone records were seized as part of special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation to earn substantial sums from legal challenges stemming from the matter.
Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) called the provision “one of the most blatantly corrupt provisions for political self-dealing and the plunder of public resources ever proposed in Congress.”
The defense of democracy demands secret surveillance by unaccountable government apparatchiks.
“Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) called the provision “one of the most blatantly corrupt provisions for political self-dealing and the plunder of public resources ever proposed in Congress.”
Don’t fucking spy on US citizens. It’s as easy as pie.
We need an anonymous whistleblower to tell him Trump’s FBI has been listening in on Democrats. Let’s see if we can set a record for how fast he changes his tune.
That’s why I have a huge dislike of politicians. The obvious lack of principles is wild but unfortunately, the politicians reflect the public.
^^ yup
unaccountable government apparatchiks
but reliable Party members.
Fuck this. Elected officials serve at the public behest – they have no expectation of privacy every, anywhere.
Since I haven’t been to hockey practice I keep forgetting it’s a Wednesday. I’m not sure if this is a pleasant or unpleasant surprise.
“In the city lights, apartment half-packed for the move to Gracia Mansion…”
From one publicly subsidized housing to another! (BTW – it’s Gracie)
Should Zohran Mamdani get to live in a rent-stabilized unit? We asked his neighbors.
https://gothamist.com/news/should-zohran-mamdani-get-to-live-in-a-rent-stabilized-unit-we-asked-his-neighbors
Confident in the knowledge that such a bill would never see the light of day.
Hundreds of thousands of those units are occupied by people who don’t “need” the favorable treatment. He would not throw away all those votes.
*slow blink*
She’s got that “Wait ’til I get you home” look on her face, the hoor.
Mamdani has said he moved into the building when he was making $47,000 a year as a foreclosure counselor. He said he was unaware that the apartment, which he found on StreetEasy, was rent stabilized.
He found it randomly in the want ads. No questions asked.
Unless his wife is making bank, I don’t see any way that someone can live in NYC on $47,000.
He’s a nepo baby, mommy and daddy were subsidizing him.
Palestinian keffiyeh panties
hawt … needs AI image
close but not AI
ok this is… something
https://www.cafepress.com/+yasser_arafat_classic_thong,66064236
Damn. Literal CFIT ending to a SF Wednesday.
As he replayed the moment the second plane hit the World Trade Center towers, he ejaculated forcefully.
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Again, I wish SF would go back to writing fiction.
Right?
My reaction to the whole piece was, “it’s funny because it’s true”.
When I write fiction, no one reads it. I might as well stick to my wheelhouse.
Is it a wheelhouse?
Abattoir, shambles, bath-house, brothel, Knacker’s yard, dungeon, sitting room…
This is merely his wheelhouse. The other rooms are more….intimate.
Rideout Arsenal Dragon: A New Low-Bore-Axis Lever-Delayed Pistol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ7RdSgGeMA
i am not a gun guy but this gun look wrong does not look like guns look.
The engineering is impressive, but it’s mostly in the wrong direction. ‘Bore axis’ means very little in terms of shootability.
Innovation is the heart of improvement. Good for him to build something different. I like that the slide can move without disturbing the optic.
so you would not pay $5200 for one I gather
No, very few people would. Still somebody has to try stuff like this occasionally to move the industry forward. He had a lot of neat ideas in there.
Nope, not as it stands. If I could shoot a few hundred rounds through it, and it proved more accurate or controllable than other guns in its class? Then maybe.
And I have paid more then $5200 for a gun I liked.
I won’t be able to watch the video until after work, but an earlier video made it look very impressive in terms of “every part and sub-assembly is user-interchangeble” for customization.
It is one of the ugliest guns ever made.
The next gun I want to buy is a S2 in .40.
Alas.
Want one in 9mm? I’ve decided to sell off my Shadows.
How much?
I’ll shoot you an email.
no puns.
Pie: Judges pulling the trigger
I worked in a mental hospital. We had people there who had done things worse than anything you have seen ion movies.
One guy had taken his own three sons 5, 7 and 11 years old and beheaded them with a butcher’s knife. He threw their corpses in the trunk of his car and drove to the coroner’s office where he proudly displayed them to the coroner and his secretary. He announced that he had saved them from the devil.
Would you , as a judge, sentence and shoot that guy?
I mean I don’t think I would. Life in jail or something.
Would you , as a judge, sentence and shoot that guy?
I would. Somebody that fucked up and dangerous can’t be rehabilitated, and must be put down.
I have no particular desire to pass judgement or carry out sentence upon others.
But in the case you describe, if it was my duty to do so? I absolutely would shoot him through the head.
I have great sympathy for the mentally ill, but my empathy in this case is with his dead children.
Sheldon gets it.
I had a great deal of empathy for almost all of the patients. Some of them were so harmless and dysfunctional it would break your heart.
The guy I am talking about and a few others on the forensics unit, not so much. He would occasionally talk about it and was very nonchalant about it. When I looked at him it was like looking at a used tire or an empty candy wrapper. I had no emotion whatsoever for him. I did not see him as human and if I had to do it I would not hesitate nor lose a wink of sleep over it. He and a dozen others were straight up Dahmer/Gein/Gacy territory.
I think the vast majority of people would be shocked to learn how many of those there really are.
We know. They all vote Democrat.
We know. They all vote Democrat.
Sure. How much?
That was NOT supposed to go there.
if you had to execute a criminal, 9mm or .40 ?
Couldn’t have gone better…
12 gauge with 00 buckshot…
Anger in the sticks
Every month the lines are longer at our food bank while rich people scheme ways to avoid taxes and blame us for the problems their policies create. Now it looks like some Democrats at the federal level are willing to play nice with the Republicans for political gain – at the expense of essential healthcare subsidies for the working poor and middle class? That doesn’t strike me as moral, either.
I am not alone in my anger. I am part of a rising tide.
“The amount of propaganda and gaslighting the government has been doing is sickening,” Alissa said. “Any amount of either is a sign of a failed system in my book. I mean truly imagine having to trick someone into agreeing with you because you knew they’d be against your policies if you were upfront.”
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Here is your report from rural America: the stress, frustration and disgust are off the charts. Conspiracy theories swirl and some don’t sound that crazy to me. Two I heard this week: either they want to push people to rebel so they can invoke the Insurrection Act, or they want us all so broken that we do not have the energy to defend our rights, or even be there for one other.
She’s a little light on practical solutions. I’m not saying the economy isn’t broken (or severely bent). Let’s hear how you propose to fix it.
Rome wasn’t burned in a day.
So let me be the first of many to say…
“Bye, Felisa.”
I’m too lazy to check, but did she bother to write anything similar in the last 4 years? I agree, the economy isn’t great. But massive inflation and stagnant wages didn’t start in 2025. We were talking about those things here for 4 years.
“I am angry there are so many of us. That I cannot make a living from hard work at a job I am good at. That I have been writing about my own food insecurity for 15 years.”
This sticks out at me. 15 years is a long time to go without recalibrating and figuring out a different plan.
That I cannot make a living from hard work at a job I am good at.
Find a different fucking job.
There is always art in NYC. It would appear you get housing!
https://www.felisarogers.com/
Notice the Misspelling of corruption in her own bio. Get a roommate, find another job, or move to where there might be more work.
“Felisa Rosa Rogers writes about agave spirits for Mezcalistas, where she is also an editor. In 2025, she sparked an international conversation by writing breaking news stories about alleged corrpution in the tequila industry.
She has worked as a culinary columnist for Salon, a senior writer for Grow Magazine, an executive editor at MJBI (a news and analysis source for the cannnabis industry) and as a senior editor and writer for The People’s Guide to Mexico, which Harper’s called “The best guidebook to adventure in the whole world.” Her articles have appeared in The Guardian, National Geographic, and Vox, among other publications.
Her body of work includes news stories, personal essays, travel guides, booze writing, cannabis writing, and environmental journalism. She is a history and language nerd and has contributed chapters to middle school and high school textbooks for Apex Learning and Pearson, among other publishers. Her essays have been featured in high school and college language arts textbooks,”
Because of course. 🙄
Yeah, I had a roommate into my 30s. Maybe she does, who knows. Or she’s just another fucking commie liar.
While I admire the perseverance, if you’re not making progress in 15 years it’s time to do something different. She claims to not be a lefty, but the “I’m entitled to make a living doing what I love regardless of it being in demand” attitude says otherwise.
She lives in rural Oregon where people used to work in lumber and fishing industries. I wonder who killed those.
Over harvesting and technology changes.
Partially true, but we can’t leave out the spotted owl.
Nail in the coffin. Federal lands harvests were way way over historic and sustainable levels in the 70’s thru the 80’s. They were always going to go down. The old mills were inefficient with both material and people, couldn’t handle log size changes. Newer mills used far more automation with less employees. Harvest areas moved. Demand for raw logs overseas surged. Cheaper wood from Canada and SE US. Change in demand for species types and use (newsprint isn’t what it used to be).
It’s the Guardian. All of their readers know what the solution is.
“Now it looks like some Democrats at the federal level are willing to play nice with the Republicans…”
We’re starving out here. Don’t you dare reopen the government and get the SNAP benefits flowing again.
Yep, no SNAP benefits for congressional districts whose rep votes against them.
You are not going to get practical solutions from her. Everything she said is like looking in a funhouse mirror.
My site supervisor sends me progress videos each day for quality control.
He sent me this video of a $120,000 deck we’re wrapping up and I love his attitude!
https://x.com/bankertobuilder/status/1988622733152833797
That’s a joke, right? Because I damn well wouldn’t be paying for that abortion.
it seems to be humorous
Ya I think that is probably the contractor coming out to fix it….my guess at least
Do they seriously think that I’m paying them to ‘try their hardest?’
From my lunchtime surfing we found somebody on the crew that built that.
https://x.com/thestoicplumber/status/1988387421873139833
The safety glasses are the perfect touch.
Is he…?
Holy shit, he is…
is that portnoy?
Those are both parodies. I refuse to believe otherwise.
That is worse than SF right now. Wrapping up bid process on a new heat pump and maalox inducing. None of it feels like it’s going to be brochure worthy. Even the one contractor we’re most happy with has wtf stuff in the bid.
cha bu duo was it?
Beat me to it.
He sent me this video of a $120,000 deck we’re wrapping up and I love his attitude!
Jobs Americans can’t do.
The snow will cover it, put it on the market in January.
I saw a kitchen floor tile job that looked liked that. A do-it-yourself project by my daughter’s ex-husband.
According to our model
The International Energy Agency’s latest outlook signals that oil demand may continue rising into 2050, a sharp shift from its previous reports and a stark reminder of how dominant black gold remains in the global economy.
The IEA’s annual World Energy Outlook, published on Wednesday, maps out different trajectories for energy demand through 2050. This release is normally a pretty mundane affair, but not this year, as the outlook has become a political football.
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But none of this changes the fact that the energy transition is an economic necessity, as the overwhelming scientific consensus indicates that the rising costs of preventing the effects of climate change dwarf the costs of deploying new technologies for cleaner energy.
As world leaders and scientists gather in Belem, Brazil for the COP30 climate summit, the IEA’s outlook will make for sobering reading.
Peak oil demand is still in the future. It;s almost as if the world needs energy more than it needs social preening.
Need rationing now, SNAP coupons for energy, maybe a pay as you go meter in the house.
Weren’t we supposed to be out of dino juice by now?
And nobody tell them that their green fantasy runs on more oil than just using directly does.
Rhy, they dont give a shit about that. They dont give a shit about global warming.
Cheap energy give us prosperity. Prosperity gives people options…the ability to make their own decisions without depending on someone else.
I think we know where this is going.
LOL tell Africa and Asia they have to stop improving their standard of living so fat Westerners can feel smug about themselves. I’m sure that will go over well.
Is Africa much improving living standards though?
Well, theoretically, anywhere that can get its act together.
the have a saying in Romania, the theory is great but the practice is killing us.
I wonder if these will be recurring characters or if they’ll drop off the front pages.
OT – $230
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn97ndgpnq7o
as I said in the earlier thread, you need one of each color so about 2 grand
I thought you were kidding!
i wonder if they can be used as wash cloths
I’m sure someone on Etsy has already figured out how to knit those.
I think I have a pretty good idea of how it could be done. If I could see what the ends look like (and if I were a much faster knitter,) I’d be in business. 🤔🧶
TOK – Wait until Apple’s lawyers find out.
If you like your mortgage you can keep your mortgage
Bill Pulte, the Federal Housing Finance Agency director, said the administration is “actively evaluating portable mortgages” just days after President Donald Trump’s call for 50-year mortgages fell flat with industry and consumers.
Pulte didn’t give any details on how the plan would work in his social media post on Wednesday. In theory, a portable mortgage would allow a homeowner to transfer their current mortgage rate from one home to another.
I can’t wait to see how that works.
Poorly, with lots of opportunity for graft.
You will own nothing and like it.
Mortgage credit card!
The White cows needed me to have a wife they could identify with.
Very true.
Another thing to blame on Philly.
Bessent, US Treasurer to strike final penny at Philadelphia Mint
https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/bessent-us-treasurer-strike-final-penny-philadelphia-mint-2025-11-12/
That was Elon’s doing, wasn’t it? I should thank him for making my massive jars of pennies collectible in about ten years.
You and Richard can corner the market.
My orphans are already checking prices on eBay weekly.
Now do nickels. Those waste even more money.
🤦♂️
We need nickels. You can’t hit someone with a sock full of dimes. It’s uncivilized.