All the little goy kids are running downstairs to see what that white-bearded Hebe brought them. But it wasn’t me, I have an alibi. Anyway, this year the phony pseudo-pagan holiday (Christmas) and the celebration of the Jewish Taliban (Chanukkah) almost aligned; we (((civilized people))) finished our little festivity just a couple days back. To celebrate the Goyishe Yontiff, I will make some latkes, pair them with a Mosel Riesling, and get quietly drunk as I follow the Christmas tradition that SP and I had- watching Bad Santa, the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Despite the pic above, don’t even think about arguing about that with me, you’re wrong if you disagree. Die Hard was number 2.
But despite the supposed holiday, (((we))) at least have to acknowledge birthdays, which today include a guy with some gravity; the star of Naughty Nurses: The Original, whose career arc was typical of “non-profit” leaders, and had a country estate almost next door to us; a woman who was made up; the progenitor of many generations of shitty cars; an actor who was typecast and did great with it; another guy I’d be happy to do some lines with; a guy who did great and was rewarded for it as expected; a short guy with an outsized impact; a quarterback who was always amazing fun to watch; a Team Red piece of shit who still plagues us; a sadly-departed contender for the best all-around baseball player since Ruth; and a real-life Zoolander, who got his father’s ethics and his mother’s intellect.
And on that melancholy note, let’s see what Links Santa has left under the tree.
New Commie Pope no better than the last one. And can’t read weather reports, either.
Fuck the Ukes. They’re even worse than the Commie Pope.
“I didn’t understand then why we had pineapple for Christmas.”
The things you can find on OnlyFans.
And one more reason to disband the TSA. And the rest of DHS, while we’re at it. Fuck Bush with rusty barbed wire.
It’s a Christmas gift to lawyers!
The Old Guy confesses a soft spot for certain traditional Christmas music. Like Throw The Jew Down The Well. But this one is special, throat singing and all.
whaddup’ doh
Merry Christmas
Don’t forget this holiday classic from Spinal Tap:
Christmas With The Devil
Right back at you Tres. Merry Christmas.
https://youtu.be/-ZWSmS0uf5I?si=Hc5ZW4kxCtMxGJvQ
Right back of all of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk&list=RDqTx-sdR6Yzk&start_radio=1
White Christmas.
No it aint. Thw wind howled all night more than anytime in recent memory. I expected yo find a blizzards worth of snow in the morning but nothing. Not a dusting. There aint no snow no more. Snow is a myth. An invention of American television. Cold and wind and more wind. It is still blowing like mad. Fist time since my mome lives here where i woke up in the middle of the night and turned up the radiator because the room was too cold. Stupid wind and no snow. Gaaaah.
Merry Christmas to those of us who celebrate and go to heaven. Happy drunkmass to all the rest.
Are you sure it was the wind? Maybe the children of the night were howling in anguish from the Holy Day?
After years of spouting Hamas propaganda, political leaders are shocked, SHOCKED, that it’s boomeranging.
Australia is part of the califate. Respect the local culture and do not display non muslim symbols.
So what is everyone drinking?
Started with Bauer 1.9.2.0 which will be a much missed wine and no on to
https://www.cellartracker.com/m/wines/4145763
I’ll be having a Vermentino di Sardegna with my turkey dinner.
Christmas is not a day for turkey.
pFriem Pale, maybe some Redbreast tonight.
I’m headed over to WebDom and 10b0t’s place for lunch, bringing a local sparkling perry. Bubbles are always nice.
Mmm, perry.
Currently, coffee, on account of the sun hasn’t even risen yet.
Chai latte in my cat butt mug.
Coffee. Not Irish.
Alcohol later. Maybe some Pommeau.
Coffee here as well. Heading to work after lunch so no booze. I feel like I have a hangover through so that sucks.
May you have a merry workday, Threedoor!
No booze here either. Setting up various electronic presents for the family.
It’ll depend on what’s on offer at my sister’s place. If I had to guess, there will be a wide selection of Great Lakes Christmas Ale available.
Earl Grey hot with raw honey. Eating a cranberry orange nut bread my mom made from my grandmother’s recipe.
Rate my plate
Pork roast sausage mashed potatoes gravy pickeled vegetables
https://photos.app.goo.gl/AmKoPWmmojYVbAbt9
You could make it here in the woods, Pie. Nice breakfast
I’d eat it.
I don’t care about all the special pleading, Die Hard is not a Xmas movie.
And did they make a bust of JFK’s head after Dallas? That thing is crap!
Merry Christmas from sunny and warm Florida!
Drove down from Ohio yesterday and the day before. Along the way, found out that my wife’s Subaru’s AC isn’t working.
Merry Christmas, ‘noyed!
Forester, by chance? We once drove across Kansas in high summer with TT’s Forester’s AC on the fritz! 🥵🌞
2015 Crosstrek. I’m hoping it’s just a fuse.
Merry Christmas from Oklahoma.
This website has saved my sanity, thank you.
Sheep are well, cows are fat, donkeys continue to drink more than their fair share of water.
Gona build a pvc greenhouse to get a jump start on kale i think.
As my brother said, i hope yall get what you want, and not what you deserve.
Merry Christmas, ‘bodru! I hope 2025 is a much better year for you and yours!
I hope 26 is better than 25. Its been a difficult 3 years, thank you.
Oops! You know what I meant! 🙄
We know what you meant, the fates know what you said…
An annus horribilis for many here.
“Hope you get what you want” is as much a curse as “hope you get what you deserve.”
My mom was so upset that she couldn’t play the organ at church while she was sick and some time thereafter, and then things happened that made her more bitter about it, but then she moved into her new congregation and got a spot twice a month—and now she’s pissed because it’s hard to get onto the organ bench and she “has” to play on her days. I’m like, “DaFuq? You LOBBIED for that.”
So, be careful what you wish for, kiddies. You might get it.
Merry Christmas to all of you as well.
Like Robodruid, this site is one of the things I am most thankful for. Without you guys, I’d have to drive over to Fourscore’s house in person to get a fix of glibness.
Amazing how a bunch of strange people on the internet have made my life so much better. I’m thankful for all of you. (with maybe an exception for Tundra but it is Xmas, so I’ll include him too)
–Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
I think of this quote frequently.
Merry Christmas’s right back.
It’s good to find your tribe.
#WhenTaken #667 (25.12.2025)
I scored 935/1000👑
1️⃣📍703 km – 🗓️3 yrs – 🥇176/200
2️⃣📍423 km – 🗓️9 yrs – 🥈174/200
3️⃣📍1.1 km – 🗓️0 yrs – 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍8.0 km – 🗓️0 yrs – 🥇200/200
5️⃣📍40.2 km – 🗓️9 yrs – 🥇185/200
https://whentaken.com
I’m not counting this as a personal best as it was far too easy.
Merry Christmas 🙂
“Surprisingly, this made having a micropenis easier to swallow.”
The editors took the holiday off.
“Alexandra Compton was trying to fly home to Portland, Oregon Sunday when an agent explained there wasn’t enough room for both of her cats in the same carrier, sending her into an angry rant.”
https://nypost.com/2025/12/24/us-news/passenger-explodes-at-alaska-airlines-staff-for-refusing-to-let-her-cram-2-cats-under-her-seat/
Perfect.
but rather that the kitties didn’t have a full range of motion and would need separate containers.
Alaska Airlines taking their cues from California state government?
GT, Meet Me in St. Louis is on TCM today.
Thank you! Unfortunately, we revamped our cable subscription recently to get the price down (it was getting outrageously expensive,) and we gave up TCM in the process. 😞 Fortunately Die Hard appears to be available On Demand.
I don’t like that either. TCM used to be part of basic cable.
Ooh! We appear to still have Sundance, and they’re showing White Christmas AND The Princess Bride! 😃🍿
Yeah, I don’t have TCM either. And MeTV and one or two others I used to have on the spendy package.
My favorite Ricky Henderson story
It involves a $1M signing bonus and what he did with it.
That’s funny.
Merry Christmas you crafty bastards!
My current project involves Excel and VBA. It’s a bit frustrating as some things don’t work like they do in Word (e.g., styles).
My condolences! 🥴
I’d like things like smart quotes, you know? It doesn’t do that easily.
Merry Christmas to all!
Now to spend the day with family and repeatedly checking the weather to see if the snow predictions will come true and screw with our travel home.
(Snow remains all too real, Pie)
Daily Ray of Sunshine
Thanks, Jimbo, I needed that.
Fourscore. Here is an Oldie Daily Ray. I re-watch this one a lot. Helps me remember all the good things.
You’re trying to ruin my curmudgeon rep!
Fourscore:
Your gravel road cred* is safe with me.
* You live too far out in the sticks to have street cred.
Merry Christmas!
How to get the Remington you want for Christmas.
Prices (and income) were a little different 60 years ago.
It’s not the price these days, it’s the public sentiment and cell phones that have changed a lot of what kids want these days. 60 years ago a lot of Grandpas
lived on farms and kids could learn to shoot. Nowadays Grandma lives in a high rise Senior home in the city, where shooting is done at night, for the most part.
I remember visiting my grampa in the home and he showed my dad his new pellet gun. Grampa Jim then showed him how well it grouped by shooting a half dozen pellets into the wall.
Dad and I were impressed (me especially because I was only 4 or so).
So don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t teach a kid how to shoot while you are in a senior home.
You don’t know how true that is. 😳
So situation normal from the government’s perspective.
Nothing a few more gratuitous condolences and tightening restrictions of freedoms can solve.
tightening restrictions of freedoms
Upon everyone but the appropriate targets of reduced freedom.
Merry Christmas to you all, even if ain’t (((your))) thing; enjoy some time off if ya can.
Off today before Tenn. trip begins tomorrow. I’ll be around Chattanooga for the week.
Hope to keep up holiday cheer, for it hasn’t gone too smoothly. MN Munchkin told me of her fairly strong “existential crisis,” which I also share.
She just started *a* gig after being laid off by family services, so at least a rung up. Hopefully we’ll be able to check in today and see how our worlds spin and how they might intersect.
Soak in the good times. I appreciate the weather’s warm push, as well.
Stunning and brave. 🙄
That will teach Donald!
Merry Christmas Glibbies, Glibbers, Glibbettes, and Glibgeezers!
I resemble that remark! And I’m going to take it lying down.
/Pushes back in the recliner and hit the comatose button…
Merry Christmas all. I see the world’s leaders are still doing their best to keep everyone distracted by bullshit.
It was a banner year at the Timeloose house. My dad grabbed me by the arm and gave me a carton of cigarettes and said smoke up Johnny.
In all seriousness I hope all of you are well and happy. Take time for the things that really matter to you and others in your lives.
“A North Carolina man who has been arrested nine times was released back onto the streets after allegedly attacking a woman at gunpoint. According to the Mecklenburg County Sheriff’s Office, 23-year-old Trivius Crouch was already in custody when his bond was doubled due to charges of assault with a deadly weapon, assault on a female, assault by pointing a gun, and injury to personal property on October 30.”
https://thepostmillennial.com/nc-man-with-nine-prior-arrests-released-on-bond-after-allegedly-attacking-woman-with-baseball-bat-at-gunpoint
assault on a female?
Because they don’t know if she was a woman?
Assaulting a female and assaulting a male are two different crimes?
Romanian media is full lately of femicide crap
Do they say who is doing it?
off course. men.
Any particular kind?
nope
off course. men.
This is why it is so critical to teach Basic Orienteering in school. Young shitlords need to learn how to handle a compass.
Poor guy’s a victim of society.
Not guilty.
“”The Department of Justice has more than 200 lawyers working around the clock reviewing each individual file for release. This is an arduous process, as each document and photograph must be individually reviewed by the DOJ and the Southern District of New York for potential redactions to protect victims or potential victims.””
https://thepostmillennial.com/doj-uncovers-over-a-million-more-epstein-documents
OFFS!!
What is this project blue book?
A million pieces of crap they collected? How did they scoop all of that up?
It’s all emails like “Your monthly statement is now available” and shit like that. These aren’t “documents” in the conventional sense.
Pictures that are all but random.
“It’s all a hoax.”
“It doesn’t exist.”
“It’s going to take a long time to redact all these documents.”
Bondi should be fired and Trump’s an idiot.
I am beyond fed up with this stupid distraction. You know this whole circus is being manipulated for political reasons.
Of course it is but initial transparency would have cut all of this nonsense off at the knees. Trump and his administration couldn’t have picked a stupider way to handle it.
The binder thing was straight up retarded.
Trump and his administration couldn’t have picked a stupider way to handle it.
Almost like government is inherently stupid and takes great pains to hide that.
Reason for the season
Ohh dear I’m panicking
https://x.com/theguyzoneX/status/2003892377208213818
She should be paying more attention to where she’s aiming and paying less attention to her grip on the patient.
Oh no, not another injection! Seriously though, depends on the nurse.
Yeah- maybe she hadn’t showered for a few days….
Ho ho ho
Fun(So strange, that. This ignorant child puts the name down, cuz mockery’s all I’ve heard, but he can play. More importantly, that’s a *damn* hard song to play live. Much practice.
And then, this ignorant boy who thinks dancing is a scam (cuz he should be good at it but has a strong tic with the act), he watches the audience just *sit* there, with little/no movement, silently watching. So strange, are people.
(Other than me, natch, this paragon of human virtue who types before you.)
And one more reason to disband the TSA. And the rest of DHS, while we’re at it.
I’m pre-check so I don’t normally have to go through the Rapiscan machine, but when I am asked to do so I loudly opt out.
Stop going through that stupid machine. If everyone demanded a pat down like a real American should, they would change the process. You can already tell that the guys assigned to do the pat downs are the low men on the totem pole.
It wouldn’t take long before the TSA union demanded that everyone just go through the metal detectors like the old days.
I loudly opt out.
Preach. Though I haven’t flown in … going on six years now, and will not again until TSA is gone if I can avoid it.
I’m pretty sure that, rather than reverting to metal detectors, the demand would be NO OPT OUT ALLOWED! EVERYBODY INTO THE STEVE-SMITH-SCAN! IT’S SAFE AND EFFECTIVE! In fact I thought that had been floated several years ago at selected airports? Guess it didn’t go anywhere.
The real terrorism was when Hans Gruber got his wife a Joni Mitchell cd boxset for Christmas.
The (((prophet))) said the Messiah would descend from the House of David. Joseph was a descendant of David. But Joseph was not Jesus’ dad. So was Mary of David’s house? Or is this one of the reasons (((they))) don’t accept Jesus as the Messiah?
Mostly (((we))) don’t because the whole thing sounds stupid to us.
After all YWHW didn’t take all of humanity as worthy of him, just His chosen people!
Justice, come Hell or high water
The Christmas Eve announcement came hours after a dozen U.S. senators called on the Justice Department’s watchdog to examine its failure to meet the deadline. The group, 11 Democrats and a Republican, told Acting Inspector General Don Berthiaume in a letter that victims “deserve full disclosure” and the “peace of mind” of an independent audit.
Beating my dead hobby horse here, but you can’t have vengeance and anonymity; it’s one or the other.
Also, just because, I was bored one day and read a little bout that Giuffre person. Her family did more damage to her than Epstein and his pals. I can’t believe they are allowed to get away with standing on her corpse crying victim.
“A Christmas Eve news dump of ‘a million more files’ only proves what we already know: Trump is engaged in a massive coverup,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., said after the DOJ’s announcement. “The question Americans deserve answered is simple: WHAT are they hiding — and WHY?”
I think I speak for all Americans when I say, “Who gives a fuck about a lot of salacious gossip from more than two decades ago? Fuck you, cut spending.”
Trump actually deserves this, after his campaign promise of transparency and the insipid handling of it ever since. Schumer still should be fed feet first into a woodchipper.
[how’s that for some Christmas spirit?]
Wait, a document dump of a million files is a coverup?
Trump didn’t release all of the evidence incriminating himself. It’s the Democrat talking point, it isn’t supposed to make sense.
I got the Fallout cube from Etsy!
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/1yx3nDyXSyKnRdt5gmiHrQ.1HpsqsNc5jQ75hBDkJrCJG
Front view and top down.
Nice. I’m just about to finish up New Vegas. I have to say the DLCs are mostly tedious.
That’s pretty cool.
Full transparency, they said, “is essential in identifying members of our society who enabled and participated in Epstein’s crimes.”
Which crimes? Influence peddling? Insider trading? Murder? Piracy? Returning video cassettes without rewinding?
Leering at underage females.
24 December 1931: a Berlin traffic policeman has been given gifts by motorists, as per tradition (via Bundesarchiv)
https://x.com/GermanAtPompey/status/2003751097048154423
In 1970, a commercial for the Dodge Charger 500 featured a character named Elliot sitting in the car with his girlfriend on a beach. As he prepares to propose, the vehicle is suddenly surrounded by bikini-clad women admiring the car’s features. The spot ends with Elliot driving off with the group of women, leaving his girlfriend stranded in the sand.
https://x.com/DoctorLemma/status/2003904326687760863
With the sheer volume of material the government collected during the Epstein investigation it is clear that an insignificant amount could possibly be evidence of crime. So once again, fuck the 4th Amendment.
Oppressed and exploited
Telluride ski patrollers on Tuesday night voted to go on strike starting Dec. 27 after months of failed negotiations with resort owner Telluride Ski and Golf Co.
“Nobody on patrol wants this to happen. Nobody,” said Andy Dennis, a patroller and interim safety director for the union, who participated in negotiation sessions with representatives of resort owner Chuck Horning. “We are talking about the price of a few freaking lift tickets right now. I mean, come on. I feel, personally, so unappreciated and exploited right now. They are taking advantage of us.”
There are probably ten thousand people waiting to take that job if you don’t want it. But the mountain owes you a protected job and a “living wage”.
The rafting guide/ski bum/kayak guide endless summer set has Endless bitching about inequality and how hard they ‘work’ for so little. I bought a ski lift chair from one of them a couple years ago in McCall ID and the guy whined about how had his life was, he’s wife was away most of the summer being a rafting guide in Riggans and the could barely make rent.
Maybe move to where rent is cheeper and get a real job?
Merry Christmas. Wishing you all peace and contentment.
Presents opened with the wife, watched White Christmas (fast forwarded through the goofy dance numbers), watching Love Actually (fast forwarding past all the bits with Alan Rickman or Liam Neeson). Garlic knots for dinner are rising, will head down to the in-laws later.
“Losing someone with 10 years of experience is a huge loss,” ski patroller Katherine Devlin, the vice president of the patroller union, told the Mountain Village Town Council on Dec. 11. “It takes five years to feel confident and know every avalanche route on this mountain. It’s a slow process and it takes time. Keeping patrollers here for a long time is essential for the safety of this mountain. We need people who have been here for at least 15 years to stay at this job.”
What are thyt talking about? There won’t even be any snow in five years.
Also a Xmas movie, Full Metal Jacket?
https://youtu.be/9bl_s9o8guE
Great movie but, no.
You so horny?
Wasnt Joker one of (((them)))?
Leering at underage females.
Underage, or just young and bouncy?
Don’t forget your Beef fizz this Christmas.
https://x.com/klara_sjo/status/2003257357212803217
Ketotastic!
Hey, OMWC, don’t be talking shit about the High Holy Day of my religion:
Capitalism!
Merry Christmas everyone!
“High Holy Day”
Mrs F is a serious believer and does her best to support the various churches.
“Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly,” Trump wrote Wednesday in a post on the social platform X.
He’s a right bastard, he is.
Also a right bastard
NDT remains a prick.
At this point he is trolling the left or throwing out red meat to his own unhinged base?
The president of all Americans.
Dear Santa
Something a little different.
Is it “hebe” or “heeb” ?
I’m gonna need some clarification on this.
I had the same question.
Hebe is what that Heeb Epstein liked
Dumbest take I’ve seen on Epstein I think. It was caused by capitalism. Because the sexual abuse of women does not occur in a socialist paradise like Cuba, China, Venezuela or the Soviet Union. Because in this specific instance it was the wealthy doing the abusing, it’s an indictment of capitalism somehow.
Ignore that many of the wealthy connected men may have been politicians. Or that Epstein may or may not have been a tool of the intelligence agencies in the first place. No, it was that filthy money’s fault.
In Soviet Russia, only loyal party apparatchiks were allowed to abuse young girls. As it should be.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavrentiy_Beria#Sexual_predation
I mean, we could go on and even point to government’s in the West where intelligence agencies set up legit “honey pot” operations using young children as sexual bait to get dirt on people. Brits did it as one notable example as recently as the ’60’s.
Saying this is a product of capitalism is just obviously retarded to anyone who thinks for even a moment.
Or to further generalize, people use their power and wealth to fulfill their desires.
https://ibb.co/W4rkN1Cx
Chatgpt with a good enough effort. Better than I could do on my own.
Off to work. Taking roughly 2 pounds of Christmas candy for my guys that are working with me. Merry Christmas Glibs!
I’m heading to work in two or three hours.