Global warming has not taken effect here- it’s been single digit (F) temperatures all week with unceasing snowfall. Much snow (we’ve had about two feet in aggregate so far this month) and ice (a perfect medium to keep under the snow to maximize hazards), much slipping and sliding here in Glibs Gulch. I have some impressive bruising from the inevitable results of gravity on my fat ass combined with a remarkably low coefficient of friction. I need to seek medical help immediately, but unfortunately, that will have to wait until tomorrow when I go up to see Prime. My poor car couldn’t make it up the hill to get me home, so I had to drift back into a parking lot and trudge home. The dogs have been in heaven, but Rosie managed to ditch her collar somewhere in the yard, buried under at least a foot of the white stuff.

Today’s birthdays include a guy who inspired the phrase, “Norman, coordinate!”; an actor who was a guarantee that a movie wouldn’t completely suck; a singer you did NOT fuck with; an actually better singer; a guy who’s the reason you’re reading this site; a triple threat pianist, composer, and arranger; the masturbatory queen of 12-14 year old me; and truly annoying chick who does amazingly annoying commercials on YouTube.

Let’s have some annoying Links.

We haven’t had a good war since Hillary left the State Department. I hope this is making her smile. (Non-paywall version)

Although if she is still alive by then, this will gladden her heart. I mean, what could be better than a war between nuclear states?

This is a surprise to no-one except the Loony Left. Who will just ignore it because slogans are better.

I have a great idea: let’s let the dude with Parkinson’s handle the picrates! The molecules have undergone DEI training. This might seriously be the very dumbest thing that the “professional” chemical societies have advocated for. A lab is no place for the physically weak and infirm.

Sloopy has been doing a Snoopy Dance. It’s a perfect Christmas for him.

I probably disagree with 95% of the shit Trump does. Here’s something in the 5%, assuming he doesn’t fuck it up. Not far enough, but at least the right direction. Archive version.

He’s an idiot goofball with a massive sense of self importance. And still an improvement on who they already have.

But of course, they have to qualify this by the usual “genocide” blather. Because lying is in their DNA- you can’t say something true without counterbalancing it.

Public employee unions are the most evil and corrosive part of American society.

No good deed goes unpunished.

I’ll put this in the 5% basket I mentioned before.

The last line of this story confirms that it’s bullshit. I think the unaccounted variable is that the Green Bay fans were too shitfaced to respond to the survey.

The Old Guy got implicit bias training. So to get revenge, today I bring you implicit Byas training. Don Byas and Slam Stewart were an absolutely magic pairing. I can only wonder why current generations have almost forgotten those pioneers. Saw-and-Jaw bass with impeccable timing and swing, fabulously fluid bebop sax lines. If you don’t know and revere Don Byas, you don’t know jazz.