199 Comments

  1. Ownbestenemy

    The Brown U case is all reading like a mediocre Hollywood script at this point…down to the homeless alumni sleeping in the engineering dept. basement.

      • AlexinCT

        Minus the cool cast…

    • rhywun

      The Keystone Kops are more efficient than this.

    • slumbrew

      Famous But Incompetent seems more apt than ever.

      • Not Adahn

        Now now, the FBI is good at its core function of engaging in political dirty tricks and lawfare.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Trump’s USCIS Seeks to Strip Naturalized Citizenship from Immigration Fraudsters

    Hell, it’s about time.

    Now do it.

    • DrOtto

      Can Ilhan still have her seat from Somalia? This should be good.

    • R C Dean

      I’m getting kinda worn out on this administration announcing “we’re going to do awesome thing X” and then awesome thing X never fucking happens.

      • juris imprudent

        How again do the wheels of justice grind?

      • UnCivilServant

        They don’t. We took them off years ago.

      • (((Jarflax

        Replacing them with the polygons of equity locked the machine up.

  3. UnCivilServant

    Wisconsin Judge Found Guilty of Obstruction for Aiding Illegal Immigrant to Evade ICE Agents

    Throw the book at her.

    • WTF

      Her fellow judge will sentence her to probation with no fine.

      • UnCivilServant

        Obstruction as a judge should be an exacerbating factor which doubles the manditory minimum. It’s the exact opposite of the behavior required of the job.

        But it hasn’t been put in the law.

      • Tonio

        Nope. That’s no longer an option in federal court. But if her conviction is upheld on appeal she’ll do easy time in a “club fed” minimum security facility.

      • WTF

        Dear, dear Tonio…A leftist judge will simply declare her conviction unconstitutional, or just overturn on appeal because “reasons”.

  4. (((Jarflax

    How about, instead of encouraging white men to join the lawsuit lottery game, we do away with the whole concept of employment discrimination lawsuits?

      • (((Jarflax

        and the pendulum swings on

    • Nephilium

      You mean I shouldn’t submit a report about an employer ~15 years ago where I was told that the delay in me being offered a permanent role was because I was a straight white guy?

      • Ted S.

        [ sends Nephilium coupon for $5 off resumĂŠ services ]

      • UnCivilServant

        “It says here that you’re a disabled, trans-black, two-spirit otherkin. Sir, being bald is not a disability.”

        “HOW DARE YOU MISGENDER ME!”

      • rhywun

        Never apologize advertise your sexual proclivities.

      • slumbrew

        The heterosexuality just oozes off of Neph. It’s impossible to conceal.

    • DrOtto

      Hey Wang, this is a restricted club, don’t tell them you’re Jewish.

  5. Ted S.

    Trump defies odds, achieves economic triple play with rate cuts, tariffs and cooling inflation

    Bullshit. Get back to me when spending is actually cut and FedGov is running a surplus.

    • UnCivilServant

      We need to set uo the automated laser turrets to shoot down anyone else trying to take our Lunar territory.

      • AlexinCT

        The military that holds the high ground wins.. And in space, the moon is the high ground for this globe.

      • UnCivilServant

        Unless you’re lobbing weapons of mass destruction, the distance makes it out of range, since the time from firing to impact means the target will have moved. It is only useful if you are willing to destroy whole cities, though denying it to those who are willing to destroy whole cities is a good idea.

      • AlexinCT

        Energy weapons…. Speed of light is less than 3 seconds to the planet..

      • UnCivilServant

        We have no energy weapons which maintain cohesion across that distance. Spead and attenuation make them ineffective long before they reach the other end.

      • AlexinCT

        You are correct. But the qualifier is YET.

      • UnCivilServant

        Such weapons would also render lunar batteries moot as you can shoot in the other direction with equal effectiveness.

    • rhywun

      I’m not sure I would get on a spaceship designed by the current generation of government apparatchiks.

      • Sean

        I’m 100% sure I wouldn’t.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Thank you for calling NASA customer support. Houston is unavailable right now. My name is Raji, how many I help you?”

      • (((Jarflax

        They NEVER say their name is Raji. They always use the blandest Anglo-Saxon name possible.

      • UnCivilServant

        “I said Reggie. Now look at the error message and kindly do the needful.”

      • ron73440

        They NEVER say their name is Raji. They always use the blandest Anglo-Saxon name possible.

        I’m just gonna call you Gregory, that name’s a nightmare.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOUKgLnt3oY

    • Tonio

      He only made this announcement after Isaacman was confirmed to head NASA. Isaacman will make this happen. He’s not a space industry insider, and his appointment strikes fear into the hearts of the dinosaur, welfare-queen contractors (Boeing, Lockheed-Martin, etc).

      • AlexinCT

        NASA because of the influence of stupid fucking marxist shit has become a shitshow. Concerned with all the lefty political shit, replete with DEI idiots, and a massive drain of cash. It is government make-work. They can’t do anything more difficult than PowerPoints on racism from black holes, white dwarfs, and Pluto being a lil dick. Close the doors and privatize space industry.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        *subscribes to Alex’s newsletter*

    • juris imprudent

      JFC people, warp speed. Like the non-vax. My best guess is that Musk was already planning for this and now Trump wants to get in front of it to lead the parade.

      • UnCivilServant

        I chose not to respond.

  6. juris imprudent

    The man suspected of killing two Brown University students and later an MIT professor was found dead in a storage unit in New Hampshire on Thursday night after a six-day manhunt, officials said.
    .
    The alleged gunman, identified as 48-year-old Portuguese national and former Brown student Claudio Neves Valente, fatally shot himself in the storage unit, authorities said Thursday night.

    Per WSJ, also he was a legal resident with that status granted in 2017.

      • Fourscore

        Walz frowns…

  7. Not Adahn

    Steam has Fallout 4 for $8. It might be fun.

      • Not Adahn

        See, I’m not the biggest fan of FPSs. Especially since my favorite FO1 and 2 builds involved the sniper perk. Unless there is some sort of auto-aiming going on that perks influence.

      • UnCivilServant

        They nerfed VATS in 4 so that it doesn’t pause time anymore, just slows it down.

        No auto aim on just shooting, perks influence the damage done.

      • Nephilium

        NA:

        FO4 gutted the entire skill and perk system. There are no skills, instead there’s just perks, which you unlock by raising your SPECIAL scores, and then purchase with level ups. Instead of aiming boosts, there’s sway reduction, smaller splash zone, and higher damage.

    • Nephilium

      The general trend is if your entry point to Fallout is FO3 or later, FO4 is great. If your entry point was earlier, it’s rage inducing.

      • UnCivilServant

        The truth is – it was just okay, but oldbeards and zoomers got in a spat and polarized.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ya and that was my entry point. Games are what the person playing them make of it and UnCiv is correct…the modding community made it into the game it almost should be

    • Sean

      Do it, but get the GOTY edition for $9.99.

      DON’T enable Automatron until later in game.

      • Not Adahn

        I will be taking your advice!

      • Sean

        <===

      • (((Jarflax

        The Automatron questline has some fantastic fights, tough even at high level. The rest of what it adds is annoyance. Annoying voices, sounds, and exploding enemies that wreck your settlements

      • Sean

        It’s an ok add on, but it does tend to override a lot of the base game random encounters once you trigger it.

        Building murderbots is also entertaining.

    • Nephilium

      For those who like tactical CRPGs, I would highly recommend W40K: Rogue Trader game on sale. I’m picking up the DLC after playing the main campaign through.

      • UnCivilServant

        The DLC in Rogue Trader is built into the existing Act structure, you can’t just play it after the main game.

  8. UnCivilServant

    TikTok reaches agreements on new US joint venture with closing set for 2026

    *sigh* I suppose a shutdown was too much to have ever hoped for.

      • AlexinCT

        I TALK TO PLANTS!

    • Chafed

      It’s not as though a law was passed with bipartisan support requiring exactly that.

  9. UnCivilServant

    I’m trying to remember the name of a song. It’s old enough that I heard it when I was little. The only line that comes to mind is a potentially misremembered lyric of “the good old days weren’t all that good and tomorrow isn’t as bad as it seems.”

    Anyone able to help?

  10. juris imprudent

    Oh, no! The president might actually have what Article III says he has!!!

    Majority of Justices Seem Prepared to Hold that the President Can Control the Executive Branch

    • Chafed

      Congress is terrified it may need to do its job.

  11. Shpip

    As much as a quarter of the active US navy is now in the Caribbean

    Venezuela’s leader Nicolás Maduro faces his biggest challenge yet after US President Donald Trump announced a blockade of the South American nation’s sanctioned oil exports, but Washington will probably need military action to oust the long-ruling autocrat, experts said.

    Trump declared Maduro’s revolutionary socialist government a foreign terrorist organisation on Tuesday and vowed “a total and complete blockade” of oil tankers subject to US sanctions heading to or from Venezuela.

    Sanctions rarely work on their own, but here’s hoping.

      • WTF

        We usually keep most of that overseas for force projection purposes, as there are really very few potential threats in our front yard.

      • The Other Kevin

        Now that I’m following these things, I can say it’s pretty unusual to have a carrier group in the Caribbean, but not in the Middle East. I’m not sure that’s ever happened.

    • WTF

      Maduro has announced that Venezuelan navy ships will be escorting oil tankers. Seems kind of stupid as it will provide a great excuse for Trump if they try to stop the USN from intercepting a ship.

      • UnCivilServant

        Wait – A: does Venezuela actually have any ships? B: do they actually work?

      • WTF

        They have some ships, but any confrontation with the USN will likely go about like Operation Praying Mantis in the 1980s.

      • UnCivilServant

        You should have linked to the Electrician’s video on it

      • WTF

        You should have linked to the Electrician’s video on it

        *hangs head in shame*

    • PieInTheSky

      When y’all take the spoils of war, can I have one 25 year old Venezuelan chick? Can be mid, not necessarily hot.

    • juris imprudent

      A blockade “is typically a prelude to war, this is not a tool of statecraft”.

      As if war isn’t the ultimate tool of statecraft?

      • UnCivilServant

        Diplomacy by other means.

      • WTF

        Diplomacy by other means.

        I forgot who it was, but some time ago someone pointed out that diplomacy only works if there’s an “or else” if it fails.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Last day of work for the year. Broke my keyboard in frustration yesterday but today everything works and I am ready for a break.

    Romania has, I must admit, a ridiculous number of public holidays ever since the 6th and 7th of January became no work days. 24 25 / 1 2 / 6 7 (no meme intended)

    • UnCivilServant

      I have too many holidays and I only get the 25th and 1st off. I’m working the day before and after each. What happened around the 7th to make Romania turn it into a holiday?

      • PieInTheSky

        Romania: A legal holiday for the “Synaxis of St. John the Baptist”. As to why its a holiday beats the hell out of me I guess a government wanted to buy votes with free days instead of cash.

      • UnCivilServant

        Congratulations, you have introduced me to an English word with which I was previously unfamiliar.

        My gratuitously bloated vocabulary thanks for you Synaxis.

      • PieInTheSky

        the Romanian word used is Sobor which is slavic in origin.

        Eh I am sure you will forget the new word in a few months unless you have good memory for words 🙂

      • UnCivilServant

        I do, in fact, have a good memory for words.

    • AlexinCT

      My last day was yesterday too. I am now gonna go somewhere tropical to recert my scuba instructor shit, drink exotic drinks, and chase the local females.

      • R.J.

        Go Alex! You are living my dream.

      • Chafed

        Enjoy yourself. It sounds great.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Swim-up bar!

  13. Tonio

    The conviction of Hannah Dugan (link to non-paywalled version of article) is extremely gratifying to me. She was a judge. She knew better. She thought that the rules that applied to the little people didn’t apply to her robeship.

      • Tonio

        Five years max. But even if she only gets a year it will ruin her career. Not to worry, she’ll be a martyr to her fellow AWFLs.

        Even that may not have the deterrent effect we would hope on other AWFLs. Orange is the new black, after all.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am okay woth impeachment, lose her law license and now has to find a new career and cannot be in civil service anywhere

      • DrOtto

        Will they also finally quit paying her salary? She’s been on paid suspension since April.

      • Tonio

        According to Wisconsin law she will automatically lose her judgeship once her appeals are exhausted.

        Her conviction was in federal court.

      • UnCivilServant

        So ten years or more?

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t think that the typical AWFL has the presence of mind to be deterred by anything that doesn’t happen immediately and directly to them.

        Much like cats themselves, cat ladies have a hard time extrapolating from cause to effect.

    • Nephilium

      I’ll hold off on celebrating until seeing what the punishment is. I have a feeling it’ll be much lighter than the punishment for one of lesser clay.

      • EvilSheldon

        Tonio is right, above. Judges no longer have much discretion to depart from sentencing guidelines on federal crimes.

      • rhywun

        Nor for a Dem president to pardon her right away.

    • Ownbestenemy

      This is where China’s name and shame boards would be useful

      • Ownbestenemy

        *Just for any person who is engaged in any level of government (and NGOs) and has been convicted of breaking the laws they administer or defraud the People.

      • EvilSheldon

        A nice thought, until you realize that the government would be running such boards, just by design.

    • AlexinCT

      The thing that scares me Tonio is that there is a whole SLEW of people like her all in positions of power. They can be petty and use said power against those people they look down upon while constantly letting criminals walk. We live in an age where feminized empathy has become so toxic that the empathy is directed at the villain for the crimes they commit while the victim is either vilified or ignored unless the right demographics are involved.

    • The Other Kevin

      I was pleasantly surprised by that.

  14. Shpip

    Shepherding our tax dollars

    In 2022, Canoo Technologies Inc. was contracted to supply three EV vans, listed as “Artemis Crew Transportation Vehicles.”

    These fully electric vans were supposed to be environmentally friendly and would not produce emissions as they would take Artemis astronauts to the Space Launch Systems rocket to the moon.

    According to the contract, it cost NASA $147,855 for the three vehicles.

    Not sure why the vans had to go to the boneyard just because the parent company went tits up. It’s a seven mile round trip.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That would be my guess…cant contact home…no start car

    • ron73440

      According to the contract, it cost NASA $147,855 for the three vehicles.

      That’s not a bad price, just under $50,000 a van.

      • R.J.

        Not at all. A new Chevy commuter van or Ram commuter is about that price, for a basic version.

    • rhywun

      supposed to be environmentally friendly

      Not if they’re using batteries. And, you know, plastic, metal, and any other manufactured materials.

      • juris imprudent

        They just need some big Amish wagons and draft horses if they want the truly environmentally friendly transport.

    • Evan from Evansville

      “three EV vans”

      Ooh. That’s the most egregious example, yet. I’m further merging w machinery, apparently.

    • AlexinCT

      I am going to bet the only reason this chump will face any kind of legal consequences will be the color of his skin and the fact the guy he killed was an agent of the deep state propaganda machine.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I was dubious about Michelle’s claim about their missed meeting on Sunday night (the first night of Hanukkah?), but less so now.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Great to learn RR is the reason for these ” First 5 ✋” ads clogging the state’s internet for years.

    • juris imprudent

      I wanted to link one of Slayer’s songs, but there were just too many good choices based on title alone.

  15. Common Tater

    “The Justice Department plans to release “several hundred thousand” pages of records Friday related to the case of notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — with more material to follow in the coming days, a top official revealed…..

    “Now, the most important thing that the attorney general [Pam Bondi] has talked about, that [FBI] Director [Kash] Patel has talked about is that we protect victims,” Blanche added. “And so what we’re doing is, we are looking at every single piece of paper that we are going to produce, making sure that every victim — their name, their identity, their story, to the extent these are protected — is completely protected.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/12/19/us-news/doj-to-release-several-hundred-thousand-jeffrey-epstein-files-today/

    Protecting them from what?

    • AlexinCT

      Anyone that thinks there is any salacious or incriminating material of any kind that can lead to court and punishment for the people involved is a moron. Anything incriminating has been curated and/or destroyed. You are far more likely to get shit that was later made up for political reasons. This whole thing is nothing but a distraction for low information people and to give democrats ground to suddenly pretend to take the moral high ground and say they do not care if Bill Clinton also has to go down since they already know there is zero chance of that happening.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^^THIS^^^^

        and it will all be a nothingburger, but idiots will be all over it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Drives the weekend talking heads conversation to nothing but those documents.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    These fully electric vans were supposed to be environmentally friendly and would not produce emissions as they would take Artemis astronauts to the Space Launch Systems rocket to the moon.

    *outright prolonged laughter*

    They’re going to be riding the world’s biggest Roman Candle into space, propelled by who-knows-what toxic combustion byproducts, but they’re worried about the carbon footprint of a modified airport bus. Follow the SCIENCE!

    Is this a great country or what?

    • AlexinCT

      Fully electric will only be a thing when you can generate electric power on the fly and avoid storage (batteries).

    • rhywun

      I guess Gaia doesn’t give a shit about outer space.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Safety first

    Boise has implemented a new Slow Zone Pilot Program, reducing the default driving speed to 20 miles per hour citywide unless otherwise posted.

    The Ada County Highway District (ACHD) announced that starting in January, roads within the perimeter of Fourth Street to 28th and from State Street to Hill Road will see speed limits lowered from 25 mph to 20 mph. New flags will be placed at marked crossings on Harrison Boulevard, and Slow Zone signs will be installed throughout the neighborhood.

    Officials said this initiative is part of broader efforts to enhance safety for all road users, including pedestrians and cyclists. The program’s outcomes will be closely monitored to ensure safer neighborhoods across Boise.

    This is necessary to reduce the the massive horrible toll of pedestrian deaths every day.

    The fines will just be a happy coincidence.

    • juris imprudent

      a dance that included gestures widely regarded as stereotypes of Jewish people.

      Counting money? Using the blood of gentile babies?

      Inquiring minds.

      • Nephilium

        From what I read and heard, he was said to be emulating the happy merchant.

      • juris imprudent

        The what? I must be clueless about Jewish stereotypes.

      • Sensei

        See WTF below.

  18. Evan from Evansville

    Double cavity fill starting soon, bumped up w tremendous timing, ensuring it stays on Medicaid.

    Gear Shift of day commences. Glad I haven’t read the news yet.

    • The Other Kevin

      STEVE SMITH FILL DOUBLE CAVITIES. HIM ALSO BUMP YOU UP.

      Hope all goes well and it’s quick and painless.

  19. Common Tater

    “Aspartame – found Diet Coke, Pepsi Max and Sprite, as well as products like Extra chewing gum – has long been linked to health concerns including cancer, high blood pressure and stroke.

    Now, Spanish researchers say consuming high levels of the additive may also age the brain and stiffen the heart.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15398793/Artificial-sweetener-Diet-Coke-chewing-gum-trigger-heart-brain-damage-study-suggests.html

    Artificial sweeteners are the devil.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      But see above: “double cavity fill”. Did they poll one dentist, let alone five?

      • Common Tater

        I’ve never had a cavity.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re a potato, you don’t have teeth to begin with.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        😠

        Uh, I meant congratulations. Good genes or good hygiene?

      • Common Tater

        I’m thinking good genes, and not much of a sweet tooth.

  20. Common Tater

    “President Donald Trump has delivered a Christmas gift to federal employees with an additional two federal holidays.

    Trump announced on Thursday he had signed an order ensuring federal employees would get both Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas off from work.”

    How about trying to do fewer things well?

    • Chafed

      That’s crazy talk.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well that saves me 17 hours of leave

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Serious thinker weighs in

    Sports commentator Stephen A. Smith criticized President Trump on Thursday for prolonging the release of files tied to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, suggesting the president was seeking to protect “very influential people.”

    “I think that exists on both sides of the aisle, where there are some notable people that may have been aware of the transgressions of Epstein and did and were complicit by doing nothing, and let’s hope they wouldn’t participate either,” Smith said during an appearance on NewsNation’s “Cuomo.”

    “But clearly by doing nothing, not calling him to the cop, and not holding him accountable or anything like that, and I think those are the names that folks are trying to protect because they’re very influential people within our government of the United States,” he added.

    This sounds more like that preschool debbil worship story every day.

  22. Shpip

    Good grief!

    Sony is buying a 41% stake in the Charles M. Schulz comic “Peanuts” and its characters including Snoopy and Charlie Brown from Canada’s WildBrain in a $457 million deal, the two companies said Friday.

    That’s a lot of Snoopy “Joe Cool” t-shirts.

    • UnCivilServant

      I haven’t thought about that property in so long… I’m surprised anyone thinks it’s that valuable.

      • Not Adahn

        I’mma cut anyone who disrespects Snoopy.

      • UnCivilServant

        An impression that it was fading from the public consciousness isn’t a sign of disrespect.

    • kinnath

      The man is dead. Peanuts should be public domain.

      • UnCivilServant

        But then how are five generations of his heirs supposed to be millionaires off his work?

      • Not Adahn

        Pretty sure his heirs got bupkis. The syndicate owned it.

      • UnCivilServant

        A: It was sarcasm.

        B: Wouldn’t that make the Syndicate the heirs to his intellectual property?

      • Not Adahn

        No, because it was transferred to them prior to his death, so inheritance doesn’t come into it.

  23. Common Tater

    “New research suggests that letting loose with a string of expletives can give your body a surprising edge, helping you tap into hidden reserves of strength and endurance when the pressure is on.

    “Swearing is literally a calorie neutral, drug free, low cost, readily available tool at our disposal for when we need a boost in performance,” Dr. Richard Stephens, the study’s lead author, said in a statement.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/12/18/health/heres-how-swearing-can-make-you-physically-stronger/

    FUCKING SCIENCE!!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      So is deep breathing.

    • ron73440

      Mythbusters tested that years ago.

      People could keep their hands in ice water longer if they swore than if they didn’t.

    • Not Adahn

      This was clearly demonstrated in the Southpark movie.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    he performed a dance that included an antisemitic trope.

    Did he stomp on a wine glass? Would that be antisemitic?

    This country has gone nuts.

    • WTF

      Apparently it was “rubbing his hands together”.
      Seriously.

    • rhywun

      I guess refraining in general from looking like an r-tard in front of millions of people is out of the question.

  25. juris imprudent

    We have met the enemy

    and we don’t want to talk about it anymore.

    The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s hilarious. Because if the answer was “racism”, “sexism”, “toxic masculinity”, or “cheating” we’d hear all about it.

    • Shpip

      Thank Frau Doktor Jill for wanting to stay at the apex of the D.C. social scene for another four years.

      By the time that Joe was exposed as senile in a way that couldn’t be swept under the rug, campaign finance laws meant that only Harris could use the billion-dollar war chest for the campaign.

      And as soon as Harris opened her mouth, people grokked that she was a moron, even by politician standards.

      Couple that with the disastrous effects of letting progressives run amok in the West Wing for four years, and it’s remarkable that the race was as close as it turned out to be (well, letting California stuff ballots for a month to bring up her totals made it seem close, too).

  26. Common Tater

    “A high-profile Zohran Mamdani appointee resigned Thursday after newly unearthed posts revealed a series of antisemitic comments online — including rants about “money hungry Jews” and defunding NYPD “piggies.”

    The short-lived appointment fell apart once the Anti-Defamation League of New York and New Jersey demanded answers Thursday from Mayor-elect Mamdani’s team about whether its members knew about Catherine Almonte Da Costa’s past antisemitic posts on X, formerly known as Twitter.”

    https://nypost.com/2025/12/18/us-news/zohran-mamdani-appointee-catherine-almonte-da-costa-made-vile-antisemitic-comments-in-unearthed-social-media-posts/

    I thought antisemitic posts were a job requirement?

    • Not Adahn

      They are, but you’re supposed to have the skillz to keep them out of the wider media.

    • ron73440

      I thought antisemitic posts were a job requirement?

      They’re not supposed to be so open about it.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      To quote AbFab: “Is your hair on purpose?”

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m actually surprised they didn’t keep him and the entire Dem party go to bat for him.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Signature is the same, at least.

      25 years until that’s public domain, I guess.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.

    “Did you tell President Lincoln I’m an idiot?”

    “No. I thought he knew.”

  28. Shpip

    Buh-bye

    A death row inmate who as a teenager killed five people and terrorized a community has been executed.

    Walls is the 19th inmate to be executed in Florida this year, obliterating the state’s previous annual high of eight executions. He’s also the 47th inmate executed in the nation, a number not seen since 2009.

    SLD about capital punishment, but I’m not losing any sleep about that guy not sharing oxygen with us anymore. Damn shame that it took the better part of forty years, though.

    At the pace that Florida is killing its most heinous murderers it’ll still take thirteen years to clear the backlog.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m not a fan of it myself, but it’s telling that in this case (and others like it) I do not feel even a twinge of sadness.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Anti-Christ-in-Chief

    So why is Trump pushing vice? Probably because it both fits his worldview and is viewed as smart politics. As Manhattan Institute scholar Charles Fain Lehman recently noted, “Trump, in a second term, looks likely to go further than in his first in dumping many traditional Republican policies. In particular, Mr. Trump seems willing, even eager, to embrace vice.”

    Lehman added that Trump’s positions appear to be “part of a calculated effort to turn out young men, who, surveys suggest, helped propel him to victory.”

    Still, if you’re a Trump-voting dad, or a traditional or social conservative worried about what kind of world your kids are inheriting, it’s fair to ask: What, exactly, did we win if winning the White House translates to losing our kids?

    Trump is the Great Corruptor. Or something.

    • The Other Kevin

      “Meanwhile, Trump reportedly has plans to issue an executive order reclassifying marijuana as a Schedule III drug. Among other things, this move would ease federal restrictions and give Big Weed a massive tax break.”

      We were wondering how the left would spin this as bad. Wonder no more.

  30. Common Tater

    I can’t seem to find what Puka Nacua actually did.

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