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Perky astrobiologist Ligia Coelho holding a silicone menstrual cup.

SCIENTISTS TEST SILICONE MENSTRUAL CUP ON ROCKET FLIGHT: Did not explode, implode, melt, catch fire, or experience structural failure; also retained simulated bodily fluids. The test was performed aboard an uncrewed rocket built and operated by Portugal’s fortuitously-named Team RED. The increasingly shrill and woke Space(dot)com tries so very hard to avoid saying the words “woman,” or “female” in their coverage of this, referring to “astronauts who menstruate” and “silicone-based containers that someone can wear during their period.” Then there is the clownshow that is NASA Space News (not affiliated with NASA) who wrote “[s]cientists sent a menstrual cup to space […] aboard uncrewed rocket reaching 1.9 miles altitude.”

PAGING HARMEET DHILLON: A Charlotte-Mecklenberg (NC) high school is getting the shit sued out of it for treatment of student who painted message in support of the memory of Charlie Kirk on the school spirit rock, apparently with the permission of the school which was later quietly withdrawn. School then pulls some straight-up Orwellian bullshit on the student, forced confession, cell phone search, etc. And, of course, no school official will suffer any negative consequence, and the taxpayers will be on the hook both for defending their actions and hopefully paying a huge settlement. Your weekly ‘nad tap, folks.

NOT A GOOD SIGN: The Trump administration is planning to appoint an American two-star general to command the International Stabilization Force in Gaza… This is not something we need to be involved in.

MEANWHILE: Libertarian hero Congressman Thomas Massie introduces bill to withdraw the US from NATO. Now do the UN, please. This is the direction in which we should be moving.

THEY ALL WANT CAKE: Progs plan to dump frozen water into Boston harbor to protest US government agency. They’re calling it the ICE Tea Party. Hurr-durr. Only clean ice will be allowed for dumping, in accordance with the Massachusetts Department of Environmental Protection and Boston Conservation Commission guidance, the groups said. So, food grade ice only. That’s going to have a pretty big carbon footprint.

BYE, NOW: The New Yorker gives us the best Christmas present ever, a how-to guide for disaffected leftists who hate America and want to leave. Bookmark this and whip it out the next time some shitlib goes off about how miserable they are here.

NOT THE RIGHT SORT OF INDIAN: Bal Batth is among 150 homeowners in the City of Richmond [British Columbia] who are affected by the ruling in favor of the Cowichan tribe. I found this article several different places (many paywalled) and they all focused on this one guy. Apparently the ruling can be appealed.

ISS FIRST – ALL DOCKING PORTS OCCUPIED: For the first time in International Space Station history, all eight docking ports aboard the orbital outpost are occupied…