Uranus Attacks!

by | Jan 29, 2026 | Film, Fun, GlibFlick | 32 comments

Good movie poster scans are hard to find for this one. Nice art though.

Uranus Fudge Factory (Shop link)

Uranus Attacks!

So many options, there are some new movies, and some old movies. And some totally unexpected things, like this. The Uranus Fudge Factory made a movie. And it’s a great promotional stunt! But is it a good movie? We will find out together!

So what is it about? Courtesy IMDB:

The small town of Uranus has been invaded. Two best friend and fudge packing employees at the Uranus Fudge Factory now must save Uranus and stop an evil hive-mind Alien slug named Zamik before he “ass-similates” all of Uranus.

Naturally this movie is a giant advert for the Fudge Factory itself, and I hope that it brings in some traffic. Sometimes I feel like the Uranus Fudge Factory is the most relentlessly advertised tourist trap in the states. Now there are three of them, so any travel in the Midwest will encounter the billboards. There really is not a lot more to say about this. other than the writer/director has done 4 smaller projects and the co- director has no credits whatsoever to his name. Woo! Let’s do this!

So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! I have only seen the first fifteen minutes of this, and I will watch the rest with you! Next week, I am ready for some Kung Fu! Kung Fu Rascals!

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R.J.

R.J.

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

32 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Why are HDMI handshakes so annoying?

  2. Common Tater

    Jennica Anusua?

    • Common Tater

      “Reptile Lagoon is the largest indoor reptile display in the US including 15 species of crocodilians, 50 species of snakes and more.”

      WCPGW?

    • R.J.

      It’s pretty relentless.
      I am an hour ahead of everyone and I have caught my own hand reaching for the remote three times.

    • Plinker762

      That was a pretty tame link because there is a movie series about …..

    • Trials and Trippelations

      My favorite part of trips to Florida as a kid

      I stayed at the Rv park a few years ago. I think I think I got a sun tan in my sleep because EVERY. SINGLE. LIGHT was on and it was our very used RV that had no window shades

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      If so let’s hope he catches some flak on the way.

    • R.J.

      Yeah. I still have odd issues. ATT phone is stable this past hour.

  3. Evan from Evansville

    Well, shoveled ex’s drive. Movie time and I’m likely to stay over.

    Hopefully, is an interesting eve. Regardless, it certainly will be, cuz I’m not at home for the first time in forever.

    We shall see. Onward, glibbies.

    Again, special thanks to WebDom and all the rest!

    • Plinker762

      How deep did you dig the hole?

    • Tres Cool

      You shoveled your ex’s drive ?

      Get plenty of fluids- you’re thirsty af

      • slumbrew

        I pretty sure you meant “give”, not “get”.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Ha! It is true and I did think bout it. We broke on not good terms. A day of chill without strife is a good stone to step on.

        (I have nothing invested in this ‘relationship.’.)

        Netflix n chill.

  4. Sean

    Oh goodie, the new site logs me out more than the last one.

    😫

    • Common Tater

      Try clearing your cookies and site data.

  5. DEG

    I was at the gym late. I’ll queue this up for later viewing. Thanks RJ!

  6. Tres Cool

    WebDom is a goddess and I am her subject.

    Praises to Buddha H. Christ for the site and all who come here.

    • rhywun

      srlsy

      Last night sucked going without.

      • Fourscore

        I had no choice but to interact with PONick. He helped during the withdrawal.

        I felt so alone…

      • Fourscore

        Tonight I’ll sleep the sleep of the dead, I know that the site is in good hands. I’ll wake and all will be right in my world.

      • Tres Cool

        You took 6mg of melatonin and had a six pack too?
        That usually works for me.

    • slumbrew

      We were. KK, Tonio & I. We had a good long session from 8 to about 10:30.

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