Uranus Attacks!

by | Jan 29, 2026 | Film, Fun, GlibFlick | 97 comments

Good movie poster scans are hard to find for this one. Nice art though.

Uranus Fudge Factory (Shop link)

Uranus Attacks!

So many options, there are some new movies, and some old movies. And some totally unexpected things, like this. The Uranus Fudge Factory made a movie. And it’s a great promotional stunt! But is it a good movie? We will find out together!

So what is it about? Courtesy IMDB:

The small town of Uranus has been invaded. Two best friend and fudge packing employees at the Uranus Fudge Factory now must save Uranus and stop an evil hive-mind Alien slug named Zamik before he “ass-similates” all of Uranus.

Naturally this movie is a giant advert for the Fudge Factory itself, and I hope that it brings in some traffic. Sometimes I feel like the Uranus Fudge Factory is the most relentlessly advertised tourist trap in the states. Now there are three of them, so any travel in the Midwest will encounter the billboards. There really is not a lot more to say about this. other than the writer/director has done 4 smaller projects and the co- director has no credits whatsoever to his name. Woo! Let’s do this!

So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! I have only seen the first fifteen minutes of this, and I will watch the rest with you! Next week, I am ready for some Kung Fu! Kung Fu Rascals!

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R.J.

R.J.

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

97 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Why are HDMI handshakes so annoying?

  2. Common Tater

    Jennica Anusua?

    • Common Tater

      “anus” Really?

  3. slumbrew

    Surely it can’t be more relentless than South Of The Border?

    • Common Tater

      “Reptile Lagoon is the largest indoor reptile display in the US including 15 species of crocodilians, 50 species of snakes and more.”

      WCPGW?

    • R.J.

      It’s pretty relentless.
      I am an hour ahead of everyone and I have caught my own hand reaching for the remote three times.

    • Plinker762

      That was a pretty tame link because there is a movie series about …..

    • Trials and Trippelations

      My favorite part of trips to Florida as a kid

      I stayed at the Rv park a few years ago. I think I think I got a sun tan in my sleep because EVERY. SINGLE. LIGHT was on and it was our very used RV that had no window shades

    • R.J.

      Did you make that wall art?

      • Bobbo

        Thats the cat examination room at my vet, he’s just a poser

    • Ted S.

      Nice pussy.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      If so let’s hope he catches some flak on the way.

    • Chafed

      That would be great.

  4. Muzzled Woodchipper

    The new site has propagated on AT&T’s cellular network, but not yet on my home network.

    • R.J.

      Yeah. I still have odd issues. ATT phone is stable this past hour.

  5. Evan from Evansville

    Well, shoveled ex’s drive. Movie time and I’m likely to stay over.

    Hopefully, is an interesting eve. Regardless, it certainly will be, cuz I’m not at home for the first time in forever.

    We shall see. Onward, glibbies.

    Again, special thanks to WebDom and all the rest!

    • Plinker762

      How deep did you dig the hole?

    • Tres Cool

      You shoveled your ex’s drive ?

      Get plenty of fluids- you’re thirsty af

      • slumbrew

        I pretty sure you meant “give”, not “get”.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Ha! It is true and I did think bout it. We broke on not good terms. A day of chill without strife is a good stone to step on.

        (I have nothing invested in this ‘relationship.’.)

        Netflix n chill.

    • Evan from Evansville

      To be completely fair, she’s the only person I ‘know’ in Indy.

      Plinker wins with that one.

  6. Sean

    Oh goodie, the new site logs me out more than the last one.

    😫

    • Common Tater

      Try clearing your cookies and site data.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      I can’t tell because I constantly get logged out when my internet goes down.

      And I’m to lazy to toss my cookies.

  7. DEG

    I was at the gym late. I’ll queue this up for later viewing. Thanks RJ!

    • Chafed

      Show off

  8. Tres Cool

    WebDom is a goddess and I am her subject.

    Praises to Buddha H. Christ for the site and all who come here.

    • rhywun

      srlsy

      Last night sucked going without.

      • Fourscore

        I had no choice but to interact with PONick. He helped during the withdrawal.

        I felt so alone…

      • Fourscore

        Tonight I’ll sleep the sleep of the dead, I know that the site is in good hands. I’ll wake and all will be right in my world.

      • Tres Cool

        You took 6mg of melatonin and had a six pack too?
        That usually works for me.

    • slumbrew

      We were. KK, Tonio & I. We had a good long session from 8 to about 10:30.

      • Common Tater

        “a good long session”

        These euphemisms.

      • Chafed

        Me love you long time

  9. creech

    Damn this global warming is killing us in the east. We should have listened to the experts.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Fuckin’ A.

      We’re not used to this kind of cold. We’ve been below freezing for about 10 days, and look to stay below freezing for the next 10. Been around 0 more than we’ve been close to 32.

      • rhywun

        Going below 0 here tonight for the first time in years.

        I do miss above freezing. It’s been a long time.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        I thought it was climate boiling now!

        Every time we get these prolonged cold spells I always remember my mother’s tale of how in the winter her grandfather used to drive a horse and wagon onto the Schuylkill to cut ice for for his ice house (he was a butcher). At a time when the Schuylkill was badly polluted with coal dust which retarded freezing.

        Now that was cold.

    • DrOtto

      Someone on this site referred to the meteorologists now referring to “normal” temps vs. average temps. That raised a good point and the very next day later, our local weatherman posted his calendar for the month of temps. So far, everyday has been either above “normal” or below “normal”. We’ve had one “normal” day. I had already been saying the same thing to my wife ‐ we don’t have “normal” winter days, they’re either warm or cold depending on if the wind is coming from the north or south. Average temps are the exception, not the rule, it wasn’t until the weatherman posted his calendar that he drove the point home.

  10. rhywun

    At least six out of 10 New Yorkers found dead outdoors during the city’s Arctic deep freeze were homeless, Mayor Zohran Mamdani revealed Wednesday — as critics called on him to “step up” and take action.

    This is the first I am hearing that 10 New Yorkers were found dead outdoors in recent days. This is 3rd World shit. WTF?

    • Evan from Evansville

      For every thousand useful corpses, maybe one gets the call for martyr status.

      Those are rookie numbers. Pump ’em up, and sooner or later… we may get a 96-year-old, black Islamic trannie grandma who saves children from symbolic demons. Helps check the boxes.

      • rhywun

        Dead bums are useless to The Narrative unless they’re wearing keffiyehs or holding anti-ICE signs.

      • Evan from Evansville

        You and me are two horses in harness on this one. If you get thousands and thousands of ’em, they’ll find a heartbreaking story to sell the evil. A frozen corpse will sell well.

        I’m glad I’ve checked NYC off my list. Only went once, with the family in ’03. Can’t imagine going of my own volition anymore. That’s certainly true of Europe, as well.

        Bro’s taking the older two boys and their mom to England in May. The University of Evansville has a campus in Grantham, a gorgeous building. I’m sure that’ll be included. I wonder what they’ll see and think.

    • Chafed

      It’s important to throw money at the problem. It’s not important to solve it.

      • Gender Traitor

        It’s important not to solve it.

    • DrOtto

      How many did they find when it was warm out due to heat? Cold kills more people than heat.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      People who sleep in the outdoors are more likely to freeze to death outdoors? The big question to me is what’s up with the other four?

  11. rhywun

    GOP challenger Michael Henry drops NY attorney general bid to unseat Letitia James

    In case one was under the illusion that the Stupid Party was not D-E-D spells dead in this fucking state – they cannot find someone to run against what can only be the most corrupt AG in the country.

    • Chafed

      She’s fighting Trump that’s all that matters to 90% of NY voters.

      • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

        90% of the ballots. Who knows how many actually voted for her last time.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    From the AM

    armed with military-grade, semi-automatic pistols with plenty of magazines and ammunition to spare

    VDH needs to lay off the oxy and gun grabber juice.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      VDH is a tiresome, pontificating asshole.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s too early for unfunny.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Taxpayer funded gender reassignment surgeries for all, firearms for none.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well akshually…you will receive firearms training if you transition to fight back the mobs of rebels who resist…

        The 1st Calitrans Militia will be lit!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, U, GL (are you up late or early??), Stinky, OBE, Grumble, homey, and Ted’S.!

      Greetings from SW OH where it’s currently a balmy 1 degree F! I think I may survive Hell Month – all my big annual and semi-annual gotta-do’s are done, so I’m down to the usual monthly drivel – so I decided to keep from hitting my vacation accrual cap by taking the last business day of the month off! 😅

      Of course, I may yet spend a good chunk of the day further defending myself from hackers. So far they’ve tried to commandeer my Sam’s Club account, get some PayPal transaction charged to my credit card, and take over my dormant Instagram account. 😒

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ugh, good luck in that battle. Sounds like they really got their hooks in.

        I’d go scorched Earth and reset everything.

      • Gender Traitor

        So far, so good on the attempted ID theft (***knocks wood hard enough to bruise a knuckle***) – got a new Sam’s Club card number, my co-workers in the Electronic Banking department at the CU canceled my CC and are having a new one overnighted to me, and I’ve done what I can to delete the Instagram account entirely. 😠🤞

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, yeah – I’ve also frozen my credit with all three bureaus and changed my password for online banking credit unioning(?) Looking into any other precautions I could take.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks, Sean. Got that and many other resources from the CU’s Anti-fraud Goddess. I may also add a fraud alert at the bureaus and go to another site that helps block ID thieves from opening deposit accounts in your name. (www.chexsystems.com/security-freeze/place-freeze)

  13. Gustave Lytton

    Had chili last night. Uranus attacks, indeed.

    • Sean

      Missing some Sean peppers.🌶️

      Seeds are sprouting for 2026 growing season.

  14. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Oh. My. God. Looks like we might get two inches of snow here tomorrow. Time to fight the hordes to buy a half dozen loaves of bread and a few cases of bottled water for some reason.

    • Grumbletarian

      Don’t forget a pallet of toilet paper.

      • UnCivilServant

        At least the toilet paper will keep. Why buy perishables in these circumstances?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Can just put the perishables outside anyway.

        Also store-bought bread is unnatural and lasts for weeks

      • Gender Traitor

        “If we don’t stock up on all these perishables, we’ll perish!”/Panic-stricken French toast zombie

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, what’s up with the bread? Used to be you threw it on top of the fridge and forgot about it for a week and it’d start to green up. Now it can fall behind the fridge and it’s as good as new a month later.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Surprised to hear the local Kroger didnt limit eggs. Checker told me someone bought 5 dozen just before storm hit.

        I like me some eggs and the person is well within their rights, but that sure sounds like a panic buy.

      • Grumbletarian

        Could be on the Gaston diet.

  15. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody

  16. Tres Cool

    Looks to be -7 here.
    Finally got a break from the heat.

    • UnCivilServant

      My car said it was -2 when I was commuting, but the wind… holy 🤬 my face was unhappy with the wind. 🥶

      • Ted S.

        Accuweather said +4, thermometer claimed +9.

      • Fourscore

        -13, first warm morning for a week. We may get above freezing for a few minutes one day next week

      • Not Adahn

        20 in the garage. -3 at the lowest point in my commute. -2 at work parking lot.

    • juris imprudent

      5 here, but we’re heading south, have to get ahead of the snow coming to the Carolinas. Then a week and a half in south Florida.

  17. Not Adahn

    I am SO looking forward to going home after work. I’ve been having nightmares about one of my toolsets that’s being deliberately strangled to death by the company that bought the OEM. But I think I have it where the techs can’t fuck it up while still making it look lie an accident on their part.

  18. Not Adahn

    One of the worst things about being sleep deprived is that whole looping music in my head thing that happens. Today’s psychosonic torture is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYtXp9JHw4o. Currently. Might change. Will not keep you updated.

  19. R.J.

    Lord have mercy. I just could not keep online last night, apologies for vanishing.