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by | Jan 21, 2026 | Daily Links | 97 comments

Barron Trump ‘saved woman’s life’ by calling 999 as his friend was ‘being attacked’ during FaceTime call, court hears

Donald Trump’s youngest son saved the life of a woman in London by phoning the police when he witnessed her being beaten up over a video call, a court heard.

Barron Trump spoke directly with a 999 operator when he heard what he thought was Russian national Matvei Rumiantsev repeatedly punching his friend in a flat.

Rumiantsev, 22, was jealous of the American’s relationship with the woman and flew into a rage when he tried to phone her earlier that evening, prosecutors said.

He then answered a video call from the President’s son on the woman’s phone, showed Barron her face then grabbed her hair and pushed her to the floor, shouting ‘you are not worth anything,’ Snaresbrook Crown Court, in north-east London, was told.

During the alleged attack, Rumiantsev called the woman a ‘slut’ and a ‘whore’ and kicked her in the stomach when she was on the floor next to the fridge, jurors heard.

Barron, 19, spent some time working out how to reach the emergency service in Britain before telling a call handler: ‘I just got a call from a girl, you know. She’s getting beaten up.’

Jurors were played a recording of the conversation, in which he gave the woman’s address, then added: ‘It’s really an emergency, please. I got a call from her with a guy beating her up.’

Barron is the hero the world needs right now.



How, how, how, did I miss this one?

First-cousin marriage has ‘benefits’, says NHS despite birth defect risk

The article published last week by the NHS England’s Genomics Education Programme says first-cousin marriage is linked to “stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages”.

Watching Britain speed run itself into a Caliphate has been hilarious.


If you haven’t seen the latest entry in the systematic enshittification of the Star Trek brand, Disparu has funny (if long) breakdown of the first episode of <em>Starfleet Academy</em>:


This is a lesbian couple on the show. You won’t hear me say this very often, but she could do better than Tig Notaro.

Also, do you think the blue one has those spikes coming out of her labia? Does it look like a Sarlacc Pit? Is Boba Fett in there?

(Yes, I crossed franchises… what are you going to do about it, tough guy?)



Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion

The two senior government officials said military planners are modelling a U.S. invasion from the south, expecting American forces to overcome Canada’s strategic positions on land and at sea within a week and possibly as quickly as two days.



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97 Comments

  1. Certified Public Asshat

    (Yes, I crossed franchises… what are you going to do about it, tough guy?)

    The show was better when JK Rowling was a writer.

    • SugarFree

      Funnily enough, the creators of Starfleet Academy said they intended the show to be Hogwarts in space.

      • trshmnstr

        *loud, prolonged vomiting*

      • Nephilium

        The sorting hat says you’re in Section 31! You’re going to be a Redshirt! You’re a special unique snowflake as a hybrid of two warrior races, one of which has no females because they’re all clones! You’re going to be the corrupt Admiral!

        You’re going to be a corrupt Admiral!

        You’re going to be a corrupt Admiral!

        /slaps console, watches it explode

      • EvilSheldon

        Hogwarts in space, if Hogwarts were a Montessori school for barely-functional retards…

      • Rat on a train

        pigs in space has been done

      • Nephilium

        EvilSheldon:

        From one piece I read:

        A cadet blurts, “I just swallowed my comm badge.”

        That is physically impossible. Or at least can’t be done without trauma.

        The Doctor replies, “Already?”—implying this is common.

      • EvilSheldon

        Neph:

        This show’s hatred of traditional masculinity rival’s John Scalzi’s.

        Ouch.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “Hogwarts in space.”

        Two shit tastes, that taste shitty together!

    • Threedoor

      One thing I liked about Star Trek was by the 22nd century they had eliminated all those people.

  2. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    The Blue Labias is the name of my new dubstep/bluegrass band.

    • SugarFree

      I wonder if she can fire them, like a cartoon porcupine.

      • trshmnstr

        Maybe they’re prehensile and she does ASMR videos with them.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Fun fact®: The male porcupine urinates on the female to see if she is receptive to mating or not. If she’s ready, she arches her tail (which has no quills underneath) for him to mount, but if not, she’ll whine, shake it off, or try to bite, and the male backs off, preventing harm from her quills.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I had occasion to dial 999 once in London for a public DV. Metro Police came nearly instantly, but this was a while ago.

      Nick, that was alarming what you wrote last night. Are you familiar with this? (or By Narcissists? I don’t see a By Sociopaths thread.) https://www.reddit.com/r/raisedbyborderlines/

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Oh, he didn’t raise me. He was never around.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dood.

        🍻

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I thought that was a Canadian beer.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Porcupine Piss, made by Labatts.

  3. Mad Scientist

    There has only ever been one Star Trek worth watching, and that one had The Shat in it.

      • Mad Scientist

        If you strike down The Shat, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

    • Necron 99

      You know, when a young William Shatner was at the height of his success playing Captain Kirk in Star Trek, he tried to open a store selling his own line woman’s lingerie. Unfortunately, the line failed and the store closed. It seems no one was interested in buying “Shatner panties.”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Oh, look. Our very own Shpipner.

      • Necron 99

        Hey, that joke killed at the gun club meeting.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        (I am going to find a way to tell it to the wife with a straight face. See how long before she throws something at me.)

  4. The Other Kevin

    My hair used to look like Gavin from Bush. Now it looks more like Gavin from California.

      • R.J.

        He is literally the most attractive male Glibertarian. An amazing sight to behold.

      • Swiss Servator

        TOK and Mex are both far too dashing. We need to do something about this.

      • UnCivilServant

        I was going to suggest Caltrops, but that may only slow Mex down.

      • The Other Kevin

        Flattery will get you everywhere.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Mine just looked like Bush.

  5. Shpip

    The two senior government officials said military planners are modelling a U.S. invasion from the south

    Well, they couldn’t invade from the north, now could they? The natives up there will have Nunavut.

  6. DEG

    If you haven’t seen the latest entry in the systematic enshittification of the Star Trek brand

    I haven’t. And I’m happy.

  7. kinnath

    The Critical Drinker was savage in his review of the new Trek.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    first-cousin marriage is linked to “stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages

    Sounds legit.

    Probably save a lot of money and time on name changes.

    • creech

      What about marrying brother? (Asking for a congresswoman.)

  9. The Late P Brooks

    If you haven’t seen the latest entry in the systematic enshittification of the Star Trek brand

    Why on earth would I do that?

  10. Mojeaux

    This gummint computer is slow as molasses in January. 🤬🤬🤬

    • Raven Nation

      Whatever narc.

      • Mojeaux

        I mean, yes, that was an indictment of gummint in general.

  11. The Other Kevin

    BREAKING: A dozen Internet influencers seen walking out of the White House with binders labeled “Minnesota Arrest Warrants”.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    The Canadian Armed Forces have modelled a hypothetical U.S. military invasion of Canada

    Does it entail a five minute phone call?

  13. J. Frank Parnell

    This is a lesbian couple on the show.

    They look like the cure for Pon Farr.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      It has Klingons, not Klinger.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    The officials, as well as a number of experts, say it is unlikely the Trump administration would order an invasion of Canada.

    He’s too busy genociding innocent suburban moms.

  15. rhywun

    BARRON: So, sorry for being rude.

    Barron was not being rude. The operator was being cunty.

    Baller.

    • Sensei

      But in Britain that’s a buddy!

      Now fanny OTH…

      I love trying to explain this to my foreign friends.

  16. Stinky Wizzleteats

    1st Cousin Marriage: At least family gatherings would be more interesting. Better than a nice bar on ladies’ night.

  17. The Other Kevin

    “First-cousin marriage has ‘benefits’, says NHS despite birth defect risk”

    Those benefits are enhanced when the woman is treated as her husband’s property.

    • SarumanTheWoefullyIgnorant

      They should ask the Spanish Habsburg how inbreeding worked out.

      Oh, they can’t, the line died out around 1700.

      It didn’t work out to well for the other lines either.

  18. rhywun

    Oh Robert Picardo how did you let yourself get sucked into that trash?

    A review that is longer than the actual episode is a bit much but just from the 30 second bits I’ve seen it looks unwatchable.

    • R.J.

      I expect a great piece on wine moms out of OMWC soon.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      From the way they’re acting it wouldn’t surprise me if they’re guzzling a half box before they go out. A bunch of crazy and aggressive bitches that are either drunk or high or nuts.

      • R.J.

        As we often say,
        “Believe in the power of AND!”

    • rhywun

      A bunch of biddies with nothing better to do than rage incoherently in defense of their luxury liberal beliefs – totally not out-of-touch elitists.

      lol Do they even read themselves??

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Creme de la creme

    ECB President Christine Lagarde walked out of a dinner at the World Economic Forum during a speech critical of Europe by U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, and the hosts called off the event before dessert, sources familiar with the matter said.
    The European Central Bank president exited during a passage of heavy criticism levelled at Europe by Lutnick that drew heckling at the dinner on Tuesday night, said one of the sources who was briefed on what happened.

    The dinner was hosted by BlackRock CEO Larry Fink as co-chairman of the WEF for all of the major members of the forum along with heads of state and other dignitaries, a person who was invited to it said.
    A couple of hundred people were invited to the dinner. Fink ended the dinner before dessert after the heckling incident as people were walking out, one of the sources said.

    Hate speech.

    • R.J.

      Heh heh heh. Lutnick did good.

    • creech

      And miss the tiramisu or creme brulee? I think not

      • R.J.

        Totally. Blackrock is many things, but servers of shitty meals they are not.

    • Rat on a train

      We want your money not your opinion.

    • rhywun

      Scott Bessent Slams Gavin Newsom: “Sparkle Beach Ken

      Those stuffed shirts must be aghast at the behavior of all the redneck Americans.

      And WTF was Newsome doing there…?

      • UnCivilServant

        Running for President.

      • rhywun

        Exactly. Too bad he’s not running for President of Switzerland.

        He is such a clown it’s unreal.

      • rhywun

        “No one in Davos knows who third-rate governor Newscum is or why he is frolicking around Switzerland instead of fixing the many problems he created in California.”

        LOL

        I love how they wind him up – he must be seething inside.

  20. Evan from Evansville

    I’m slightly ill for the first time in a long while. Stomach got upset with steak, potatoes and salad last night. Mom didn’t and she had the same thing from the Applebee’s we went to. Had to get up overnight to not puke in my own throat, did puke a few times, but the diarrhea is still going strong.

    Fever at a very mild fever at 99.8. Gatorade’s been going through and through, this may be my first ‘real’ attempt at food. Peabody just puked *and* shat on the ground floor again. Cross-species hotness!

    I have three subs I’ve been working on, getting ever-delayed. It’s funny how much people need editors, even those trying to get work as one. (That career idea’s on the backburner as prepare for my IMPD transcriptionist interview next Monday. I doubt anything productive will come out of me today, unless my body evacuating is productive.)

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Oh dear to all of that.

    • Tres Cool

      Eatin’ good in the neighborhood.

  21. Evan from Evansville

    Oh, that entire Bush album is fucking phenomenal. It really, really is.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Conundrum of cost

    Car prices in the US have yet to return to pre-pandemic levels after a global shortage of computer chips was one of the factors that drove up prices.

    Why are American cars so expensive? It’s a mystery, but we could try leaving off stuff like touchscreen-controlled windows and heater fans. Who knows what might happen?

    • Sensei

      Well and let’s not forget uplevely models are 99% of what we build aside from the dozen units of the base model spec so we can say we DID make them.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Fiat owner Stellantis said it will start selling the Topolino, a small car with a top speed of under 30mph (48.3km/h), to the US in the coming months.

    A Stellantis spokesperson said the firm is “always looking for opportunities to adapt our product portfolio to meet our customers’ needs” and give them the choice of cars “they want at prices they can afford.”

    Something a Barbie Jeep could run rings around. That’s the ticket.

      • Nephilium

        I’ll laugh if it winds up falling under some poorly written e-bike bans.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I would roll that, way cooler than any of the crap sidexsides or goff carts out there.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Not bad looking and easy to tow as well. A perfect Stellantis vehicle.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I drive a Fiat Abarth, so I’m used to getting abuse for my small, uh, car. Ain’t no way I’d drive that thing though.

  24. Aloysious

    Bush sounds a lot like Collective Soul.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Probably will slot into the golf cart regulations in most states at 2x the price. So I’m sure that will get them out of the financial problems they have.

    I was thinking side by sides, any of which would leave it for dead.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I think the demographic that used to buy Subarus and has more recently moved on to Wranglers will eat those things up.

  26. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Well, so far this is ending up being a shitty day. Seems my neurologist has disappeared, so I am being shuffled off to another doctor, and the fence on my rental is rotten, and needs replacing.

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