The stupidest people in the country are losing faith in the system, and you’re blackpilling?

This is my Review of American Solera Nightmare Black IPA:

Okay there was never faith in the system, otherwise “our democracy” would never be code for “my hegemony.” (TW: Newsweek)

The only thing that can save the United States from Donald Trump is time itself, and that alone should be unforgivable in a nation founded on the principles of checks and balances. The oldest serving president in the history of our republic is now more beholden to decades of consuming copious amounts of McDonald’s and KFC than he is to the people who either elected him to office a second time or enabled it to happen. Fool me once, shame on you.

Man, why do you have to bring the clown into this? Did you not like the toy in your happy meal?

Over the last 30 days alone, Trump ordered a military invasion of Venezuelawithout Congress and removed their president under the false pretense of policing drug cartels. The operation was driven by oil, and he is now funneling money from Venezuelan oil sales into a bank account in Qatar.

He made it clear that he intends to invade Greenland, effectively placing the United States on a dangerous collision course with NATO.

He invited Vladimir Putin onto his so-called board of peace to oversee the rebuilding of Gaza.

You know they used to do that whole slush fund thing in secret, right? At least he’s open about what he did with the money,

He flooded Minneapolis with ICE agents who are killing people and is preparing to send in 1,500 U.S. soldiers to escalate the situation further while threatening to impose the Insurrection Act.

He continues to stonewall the public while his complicit Department of Justice sits on the Epstein files.

He added his own name to the Kennedy Center, a memorial to John F. Kennedy, after anointing himself chairman of the board.

He accepted the Nobel Peace Prize from the person who actually won it in what may be the most pathetic example of a participation trophy in the history of world politics.

He’s openly suggested that we cancel the 2026 midterm elections twice.

He fell asleep at least twice on live TV and then claimed he was just blinking.

He was given yet another cognitive test that he now brags about as if we should not all be alarmed by how frequently he is being asked to take them.

I really wish these guys were half as awesome as pearl clutching shitlibs make them out to be.

We did not cross this threshold led by a brilliant tyrant or a disciplined strongman, but by a spoiled heir who wandered into power already steeped in corruption from birth and simply kept advancing forward because no one was willing or able to stop him. This is the most humiliating part of our nation’s collapse.

The best part about Joe Biden shitting himself at the D-Day Memorial, was Macron running around doing damage control like a gay.wedding planner.

Here is an appropriate tune for todays installment. I truly enjoyed this beer. Its every bit the excess in every facet to suit my personality. Why did they stop making these? I can’t be that unusual, after all I like Avenge Sevenfold. Its hoppy, its malty, its burned sugar, its 7% alcohol so it hit the sweet spot between getting plastered and watching gun videos in YouTube, but having the mental clarity to stop short of watching gunsmithing videos on YouTube. IYkYK. American Solera Nightmare Black IPA: 3.95/5 7.0% abv