Still pinch hitting for SF. you’ll have to excuse me if I repeat links. I’ve been going to meetings for a living for a while and it has impacted my ability to keep up. We managed to get all the sicknesses in my house. Flu, Wuhan Flu, sinus infections, its like we moved to a new state or something. Our immune system was completely out of date. Everyone is better now, but man did we get sick.

Luckily the little guys were for-real sick. Other parents will know what I mean. The hardest days of your life are when you and the little kid are both sick. You both take medicine, and they turn into little dynamos of energy and you turn in to a shambling zombie. Poor guys were just run down.

And now, some links…

Republicans threaten to strip NEA of federal charter. They appear to be the only union to hold one, so seems reasonable.

Quit teaching humanity’s future enemies to be more agile! We should have kept it so that robots could be defeated by walking on a grade of slightly uneven ground.

“Life? Whattya mean, life? I ain’t got a life!” would-be Trump assassin Florida Man gets the full ride.

Don Lemon has asked many to ask “what is a journalist?” — My answer, someone in a temporary job who should learn to code.

The American Society of Plastic Surgeons — probably the medical group most familiar with the American Plaintiff Lawyers Association — has issued a 9 page position statement counseling members against performing surgery for gender dysphoria in patients under the age of 19. I’m sure this is not at all in response to the first successful lawsuit against doctors who performed gender reassignment surgery on a minor.