“Pussy,” the hat said. “You goddamn coward.”
Donald had his head down on his desk and Barron was holding a cold compress to the back of the neck.
“You’ll never be the King of Persia now,” a defeated Donald told his giant son.
“I wish I had never become your hat,” the hat said.
“Oh, lay off,” the hair said. “They had human shields around high-value targets.”
“It’s OK, Father,” Barron said, hand on Donald’s shoulder, “I don’t know if I wanted to be King of Persia anyway.”
“All I wanted was for Iran to be destroyed,” the hat said.
“You mean freed from their oppressive regime, right?” the hair asked, his voice dripping with disdain.
“Destroyed!’ the hat screamed. “DESTROY. ALL. TURBANS!” The hat tried to make cunty little handclaps between each of the words, but his bill only folded a bit and popped back out without much sound but the quiet creak of buckram.
“Who wouldn’t want to be King?” Donald asked. His desk was cool on his lips as he kissed it a few times.
The hat rattled on the desk for attention, like a cat scratching at a screen door.
“Maybe somewhere other than Persia,” Barron said. “They wear far too much cologne.”
Donald sat up and said, “At least some of their women are hot.” The wet washcloth fell down the back of his suit and slumped to the floor.
“Eh,” the hair said, “too many of them have mustaches.”
“Hairist!” the hat hissed.
“I like my women smooth, smooth like Donald.”
“It just seems hypocritical,” the hat said.
“Maybe I can find another country for you,” Donald said to his son.
“One with turbans to kill!” the hat said.
“By all the gods of hair above, please move on,” the hair said.
“What’s a god of hair?” Donald asked.
“Excuse me, Father?”
“What’s a god of hair?”
“Bacchaus, maybe?” Barron asked. “But most gods seem to have a really nice head of hair.”
“The boy is wise,” the hair said.
So Barron can’t hear the hat or hair.
Not yet.
Not until the quickening.
Maybe their words cannot be heard at such an altitude.
*golf clap*
So Barron can’t hear the hat or hair.
Maybe he can and he’s fucking with us.
Barron seems too earnest to act like that.
Kayleighburrow or Asterix otoh…
I bet Kayleighburrow has gotten fat.
I have to look up fancy words and cultural references here.
Those of us out west still have Indian wars and telegrams.
I bet Kayleighburrow has gotten fat.
I can’t remember if she was the one you were hot for.
I have to look up fancy words and cultural references here.
References to older installments. In this case members of Kamala’s staff.
Ah. I tried looking her up but didn’t have enough context even for that.
The only context I have for Asterix is a French comic and I knew that had to be the wrong reference.
My Google fu dosent work with the addition of Kamala either. Oh well. I wanted to judge the attraction and potential decline of this person.
Astrid was the largest-chested of the interns who was voted into putting on a binder and becoming the non-binary Asterix. She was lower in the pecking order than Kayleighburrow.
The glibs site is set up to not be scraped by Google.
Here are the aides first appearance. Unfortunately, I never made a dedicated tag…
https://www.glibertarians.com/2020/09/the-hat-and-the-hair-expanded-universe-kamala/
Limey!
I like how there’s a long discussion of cottage cheese.
I bet Grzz would keep Drake from feeling lonely someitmes.
Wow. I totally missed that one.
Here I was thinking they were real people.
You know what we need? A Sugarverse Wiki.
A Sugarverse Wiki would be bound in human skin, I expect.
god of hair
https://www.leafkyoto.net/en/makai/2019/01/mikamishrine/
Also popular at the same time:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1gfxmdz/ohaguroblack_teetha_sign_of_social_status_in/
Funny enough, not shown on either version of Shogun for TV…
Showed up on Blue Eyed Samurai.
“Maybe I can find another country for you,” Donald said to his son.
El Hefe of Cuba? Lord Loony of Canada? Berserker of Greenland? Baron Barron of Great Britain?
Duke of New York. A Number 1!
That Shithole?
“Maybe I can find another country for you,” Donald said to his son.
Japan.
“I don’t know if I wanted to be King of Persia anyway.”
OTH, Prince of Persia…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Persia_(1989_video_game)
Wasn’t that the hard one?
Yeah. I could never figure out what to do to even start the game. Died a lot just wandering around town. Stepped outside the walls and died. 0:10 Sierra game.
All games back then were like that.
Not true, there were games that I was able to beat.
We played the crap out of kings Quest. Four I think. Could never make it through the cave though.
Maybe not “unbeatable” but back then most games unless educational or something were punishingly difficult. That is what I understand when I hear that a remake has “QOL” enhancements – it means I can play it without wanting to throw the goddamn machine out the window.
I remember that one. That was a fun game.
I don’t remember any games that were unbeatable back then. Today I literally just do not give enough of a fuck to keep playing if the game is difficult. Video games I mean.
So, you’re no Soulsborn player, I take it.
I don’t actually remember very many games at all.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on NES.
Battletoads.
Mr Ilium – I refuse to believe anyone ever beat that.
Two days ago I had a random thought, were I a lame duck president bombing a Shia majority country that wouldn’t bow to my wants, what I would tell them is that if they did t do what I wanted them to would be that I would hunt down every Shia male and end them. If the Madi ever crawled out of a well I would have some SOG operator slit his throat on a live stream.
Then Donald said bassicly that in tender words.
I would go full genocide.
Fuck it. We should genocide every believer in their demon god and false proffit any way.
Fuck Islam.
That would probably heal the rift between Shia and Sunni and unite them against the Great Satan.
What am I missing with the cold compress? Someone blackjacked OMB?
“cunty little handclaps”
I laughed out loud.
I need a recommendation for a nice long audiobook for a long drive tomorrow (NoVA to Pensacola, FL.) Anyone have any suggestions?
I have some in my collection that exceed 24 hours. My mind went first to the complete Robert E Howard Conan the Barbarian Stories. It’s not one book, but it should overrun the length of the drive.
Ooooh, good call. I’ll have to see if those are on Audible.
Should be – that’s where I got my copy.
Not a audiobook per se, but this is highly entertianing:
https://www.amazon.com/Cabin-Pressure-John-Finnemore-audiobook/dp/B001MH3OQW/
https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Stranger-Interdimensional-Insurance-Agent/dp/B01D0E075A/
It’s only like 2 hours though.
Another good call, the Tom Stranger series is the only thing of Larry’s I haven’t read/watched/listened to…
Also, the Dark Air podcast was entertaining.*
*Disclaimer about Rainn being a total whackjob.
I’ve only read the books, but maybe https://www.amazon.com/Three-Parts-Dead-Max-Gladstone-audiobook/dp/B009O202XA
Book one looks to be 13 hours
I can’t speak to the audiobooks (I seriously dislike being read to) but I can heartily recommend this Max Gladstone series.
Can’t go wrong with Discworld, which is on Audible. Although I prefer the older recordings to the newest versions.
Also, the Flashman books are on Audible. Highly, highly recommended.
How was this not covered here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Romani_Day
Now I’m off to go put some curses on people.
👁
The issues they face.
Like being arrested for squatting and thieving?
you need a large colorful skirt for that
“Maybe I can find another country for you,” Donald said to his son.
A country with lots of hot Nordic warrior princesses.
I would guess that his nephilium genes would make any children of his dominant o er the mother’s parentage.
Lithuania! it was good enough for liangelo ball
All Balls, no brains.
Dude thought he discovered perpetual motion!
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/man-pleads-guilty-music-ai-bot-streams
To be fair, perpetual motion machines that plug into an electrical outlet can work very well.
Somehow, I knew someone, somewhere, was already doing this.
I wonder how easy it would be for AI to design a bot based scam like this that AI couldn’t detect?
There would be a shelf-life before detection methods are improved, or the platform goes out of business because the conversion rates on its ads keep tanking so rates go down and it death spirals.
Whoever the God of Hair is, he hath forsaken me.
When was that you offered up a white white ram? The favor of the gods is a two-way street.
Don’t be sacrificing Ron’s white Ram.
It has to belong to you to be a sacrifice.
Killing someone else’s lamb is cheating. Gods do not care for cheaters. Except Cheetio, the god of cheating. But He will cheat you.
How does the God of hair feel about vibrant colors in his sacrifices?
I always assumed that Sy Sperling was the god of hair.
What if I borrow some money to buy a lamb, sacrifice it to Cheetio, then never repay the loan? Even if Cheetio is displeased, lamb chops for dinner!
The collections agent provides you with new and interesting ways for your lower limbs to bend that were not in the original design.
Cheetio approves.
Cheetio rewards you with lamb chops for dinner!
We mustn’t dwell. No, not today. We can’t. Not on Rex Manning day!
“DESTROY. ALL. TURBANS!”
long way to go better step it up.
Admiral Byrd’s snow cruiser (designed to explore Antarctica) drives through traffic. Massachusetts, 1939
https://x.com/HistorylandHQ/status/2041824250135265604
Air-conditioned lawnmower, 1961
https://x.com/HistoryUnd/status/2041518572581925044
I want that lawnmower.
Bubble boy can be gainfully employed.
Until he has to clean out the deck at least.
That’s the future technology promised us. WHERE IS THAT FUTURE?
It DEId.
Random musings about the Pantheon of Gods:
Is Cheetio adjacent to Spankio? If they work together are they called Cheeti-Spanki? And how does STEVE SMITH work into this? Is he a Prophet that you think I oughta listen to?
I feel that I must consult an Oracle. And a Haruspex..
ORA-12154: TNS:could not resolve the connect identifier specified
Stop inventing new gods willy-nilly
Willy-Nilly will demand a sacrifice for randomly invoking his name.
HERETICS! Your doctrinal distortions will be clensed with fire!
Right, hold true to the First Church of Banjo.
What’s this knack of finding exactly the wrong thing to say?
Even now, Sithrak oils the spit.
https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/2041939497517248995?s=20
Literal translation “Trump always chickens, gets scared and runs”.
Soviet Visuals
@sovietvisuals
Soviet poet, body-builder & futurist Vladimir Goldschmidt hypnotizing a chicken, 1923
https://x.com/sovietvisuals/status/2041817845579841582
What a cock tease.
Gdragon for the win!
From the ded thred:
I don’t think religious texts should be taught as fact in public classrooms, though I might be amenable to them being taught as parables in the same way one might use Greek myth. I also don’t think there should be public classrooms. But I fail to see how that’s any different than teaching quiltbag+ or AGW garbage.
Hat needs a Simmons Clap Trap. Thank you for your attention to this matter.