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  1. Ted S.

    3 Dead, 3 Others Sick From Suspected Hantavirus Outbreak Aboard Cruise Ship: WHO

    Not-so-glib cruise.

    • rhywun

      Yeah I saw that yesterday and thought, “bad timing for our Fun Department”.

  2. R C Dean

    Even Democratic New York Gov. Kathy Hochul has acknowledged the bleeding. She publicly urged wealthy residents to come back in March, warning that the loss of tax revenue threatens the state’s social safety net.

    Talk about tone-deaf. It’s the bloated social safety net that is driving people away, both the taxes that it costs to fund and the dysfunctional people that it draws and maintains.

    And, of course, she reveals that, like most politicians, she sees people as nothing but tax cattle, and the economy as nothing but a way to fund government.

    • Rat on a train

      “Just jump on a bus and head down to Florida where you belong. Okay? Get out of town. Because you don’t represent our values.”

      • WTF

        “WAIT!! COME BACK SO WE CAN ROB YOU!!”

    • rhywun

      None of this stuff is set in stone. NYC lost 700,000 people during the 70s and by 2020 gained double that back. Taxes go (mostly) up and sometimes down but the real cause of all of that was the up and down violent crime.

      But yeah, I’ve been hearing variations of this story my entire life.

  3. R.J.

    Regarding SNAP: 38 million is too damn high!
    It’s a good start though. I’ll take any reduction.

    • rhywun

      More up and down. Hell, didn’t Clinton kick a bunch off? 45 probably did too and then 46 signed them all back up and invited in a couple dozen million more from across the border to sign up too.

  4. Common Tater

    “Todd Blanche: Indictment Against James Comey Goes Beyond Seashell Photo”

    Although he can’t say how.

    • rhywun

      I don’t care what they get him on as long as they find something that sticks.

  5. Not Adahn

    When a dude who had a male prostitution ring operating in his apartment (in the 1980s!) says you might be getting a little too extreme, one might want to pay attention.

    • rhywun

      On his death bed, practically. But yeah, many of today’s Dems are on record from barely a decade ago saying the exact opposite on issues like trannies and immigration as they say today in order to appeal to the radicals that took over their party. It’s bananas.

      • Nephilium

        Obama was against gay marriage before he was for it.

    • Threedoor

      My first thought as well NA.

  6. Not Adahn

    I am sure a creative prosecutor could find something in the FBI-SPLC interactions to indict some feebs.

  7. rhywun

    Millions Drop Off Welfare Rolls As New Trump Eligibility Rules Take Effect

    That’s nice.

    Too bad President Sandy from the Block will just sign them right back up on Day One.

    • Ownbestenemy

      General welfare, such as TANF was tackled my Clinton and Gingrich and worked.

      While SNAP or its predecessor program doubled with Obama and his Congress and has stayed at or near those levels since.

      • Threedoor

        Gingrich had to pass it three times before bill realized he was the bottom in that relationship.

  8. Common Tater

    “Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded ‘complete fabrication’ as John Doe is unmasked

    A former JPMorgan staffer whom sources identified as Chirayu Rana has been accused of making fabricated sexual harassment claims against a high-ranking executive at the bank after an internal investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing, The Post has learned.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

    I don’t remember the papers ever “unmasking” a female accuser.

    • Drake

      The photos sure make the whole thing seem unlikely.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lyle Lovett bagged Julia Roberts for a couple of years…anything is possible

      • rhywun

        That was my first thought. Yikes!

      • DrOtto

        No love for the Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie marriage?

      • Gdragon

        The photos seem inconclusive as they don’t reveal whether or not the guy is a tripod.

    • EvilSheldon

      ‘Empathy’ and ‘justice’ go right out the window when it’s someone at the top of the victim stack getting attacked.

  9. Common Tater

    Anyone need a boat?

    “A source tells Page Six that Jeff Bezos is quietly shopping his $500 million floating palace, Koru — because it’s just too huge to manage.

    The jaw-dropping vessel also has a $75 million support ship, Abeona, though it is unclear if this is part of the deal. According to reports, it cost $30 million per year to operate the two ships together. (Not that that’s a burden for the 250 Billion Dollar Man, but it may make buyers scarce).”

    https://pagesix.com/2026/05/04/celebrity-news/jeff-bezos-is-selling-his-500-million-superyacht-koru/

    • EvilSheldon

      I can see this. Even when you’re worth a quarter trillion, boats and aircraft are better to rent than own. Especially when you get to that age where you’re more concerned with time than money…

    • DrOtto

      The 2 happiest days of a boat owner’s life…

    • Rat on a train

      The boat features a likeness of Lauren Sanchez on the prow.
      I was considering until this.

    • Not Adahn

      Isn’t “Koru” a disease you get from cannibalizing infected brains?

      • Threedoor

        Close enough.

  10. Drake

    Being a long-time Southerner of 5 years, I’d be okay if South Carolina growth slowed down a bit.

    (I do have ancestors buried in a family plot dating back 200 years about a mile from my my office)

    • rhywun

      Almost every state that exploded over the last 50 years has gone further left. It is inevitable.

      • DrOtto

        Florida at one point was reliabily left and seems to be no longer.

      • Drake

        It’s a mixed bag here. Some of the newcomers we’ve met are clearly liberals fleeing the consequences of their voting habits. Others are like people just released from 20 years in prison and savoring their first taste of freedom.

    • Threedoor

      The south in general is pretty densely populated. I was last in the area in 2010 and it seemed to me that you couldn’t throw a rock and not hit a house.

  11. EvilSheldon

    “So, how was your weekend?”

    “Not baaaaaaaaaaahhhd…”

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Something you want to tell us, ES?

      • EvilSheldon

        Something you want to hear about, Zwak?

        I’ll warn you, my activities this weekend might have been too salacious for your ears… 😁

      • Threedoor

        Velcro boots?
        Fishing trip to Montana?

      • Ted S.

        You masturbated?

  12. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    Heya Banjos- how YOU doin’ ?

    • Evan from Evansville

      Flag on her field: That kinda works for the partner going down on her. Kinda works really well, frankly (if ya’ve got enough blow). If you’re her, though, uh. Coke and its little bro, lidocaine, are really fucking good at numbing you up.

      (Numbies on your gums are really fun.)

  13. juris imprudent

    The SPLC link I shared in the ded-rhred explains how far their reach exceeds just the FBI.

    • rhywun

      Is there a summary somewhere? My browser choked on an attempt to summarize it.

      • Ted S.

        And you complain about *my* links…. :-p

      • Nephilium

        Long story short, they broke several bright line rules and later admitted to it in an e-mail to the bank. The only way they aren’t guilty is if they get the Hillary judge and jury.

      • rhywun

        Good, whatever it takes.

        They have been so enormously destructive.

      • juris imprudent

        The complexity is that whole fucking ecosystem of non-governmental regulatory practice. Set up by the feds semi-deliberately.

      • juris imprudent

        Neph misses the delicious irony that SPLC is a primary part of the regulatory apparatus that they are now caught up in.

    • DrOtto

      Things like corps kicking charities from their employee giving programs because the SLPC labeled them hate groups? I know that was something my wife’s company did, along with pressure employees to give to Black Lives Mansion.

  14. Shpip

    South Carolina came out as the fastest-growing state in the country, even as Democrat-led cities on both coasts continue hemorrhaging residents at striking rates.

    And thanks to Evenwel v. Abbott, you don’t need to have citizens occupying those urban Congressional districts. Any warm body will do. Now you know why the Donks imported tens of millions of illiterate peasants. They’re replacing the productive citizens who are re-enacting white flight on a much larger scale — instead of from the urban core to the suburbs, from the suburbs to a low-tax state with mild winters.

    Best of all, the peasants that can evade ICE for a decade or so will get amnesty, all while popping out new birthright citizens — and both groups will be reliable Democrat constituencies for decades to come.

    • rhywun

      They’re replacing the productive citizens who are re-enacting white flight on a much larger scale

      And they would brag about it to one audience and deny it’s happening to another. But now they said fuckit and they’re all campaigning on it now (“End ICE!”). It’s unreal.

      • Brochettaward

        Under Obama, there were white papers written by leftwing non-profit “research” institutes crowing about demographic destiny. It was a major left wing talking point by Democrats who thought they’d never lose another election as white populations declined. (Some) white people noticed and called it white-replacement theory. Then it became a conspiracy theory.

    • Ted S.

      Fuck the boldface font that yields gray boxes on certain browsers.

      Fuck self-censoring words like “murder” and “Hamas”.

      • Threedoor

        And changing fonts gross.

    • rhywun

      Yup, all plausible.

      I can think of a couple solutions that would probably require a Constitutional amendment or two.

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t know if throwing people out of helicopters requires a constitutional amendment per se or would be a good look, but I do love the idea of the Pinochet Amendment being enshrined does war the cockles of my heart.

    • Brochettaward

      Reality is that there aren’t enough homegrown white socialists for that shit to ever take over.

      This shit had to be imported to reach a critical mass. It may not be the immigrant parents, but by the time their children come of age most of them are indoctrinated by a lifetime victimhood narrative that soothes their soul and helps them avoid any and all accountability for who or what they are.

      You aren’t a failure living a vacuous empty life. It’s the white man!

  15. Brochettaward

    I’m going to let you all in on a little secret. 86-2 is Firster slang/code.

    It refers to a final solution. For you.

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