The big day finally arrived, my start of the Tuscany Trail. The check-in and packet pickup was staggered over 3 days so as to not overwhelm the towns and base camps with 5000 people at once. I got the second to last time slot for pickup, Friday morning, and in order to collect my bottle of wine at the finish, I needed to complete the 450 kilometers by Tuesday evening.
After breakfast we checked out of our hotel and drove the 10 miles to the start at Venturina Therme. While parked in an illegal spot I assembled my bike in the hot sun. By 10:30 I was packed up and ready to roll. Today was going to be the longest day, 123 km to reach the first base camp where I planned to sleep.
The ride started out with a 200m climb up to the town of Campiglia Marittima. The road was steeper than I expected with gradients of 17%, and it felt like my heart was racing, hitting a peak of 170 bpm, likely just adrenaline and the excitement of finally being under way. Nevertheless about halfway up I stopped at a farmhouse offering free olive oil tastings. I’m not here to race. I’m here to enjoy myself, so calm down and take it easy, buddy.
Reaching the top of the climb and rolling into the town square of Campiglia Marittima it felt like the ride had really begun. As soon as I parked my bike in front of a shop to buy a Fanta, a bird crapped on my head. I don’t know if that’s a sign of good luck in Italy like it is in some other countries, but I wasn’t pleased.
On the descent out of town I had to pay close attention to the map to make sure I didn’t take a wrong turn, which would result in a steep climb to get back on track. After the descent it was a mostly flat 15km run to the coast emerging at Nano Verde, the kind of beachfront snack shack I’d expect in Mexico. Some people went for a swim, but the thought of riding another 100km with a crotch full of abrasive salt crystals and sand didn’t appeal to me. Instead I got an espresso, filled up my water bottles and used the restroom before hitting the road.
The trail was sandy as one would expect by the beach. I started to worry that the next 12km along the beach were going to be a slog pedalling through sand, but soon we were on a bike path with a more compacted surface. Before long the coast transitioned from beach to headlands and the road became bumpy and rutted as we climbed up to a nice sea view.
At about kilometer 60 we turned inland to head north into the wind. The route guide said there were no services for the next 60km with the possible exception of a small bar that may or may not be open, so I filled my bottles and grabbed a sandwich before heading off. The good news is that the bar was indeed open so I stopped in to get a gelato and filled up my bottles at the fountain across the road. The bad news is I still had about 35km to go over a rocky, rutted and steep climb before reaching the day’s destination.
I was worried about there being enough room at the base camp. It was the first one along the route, so I figured it would be crowded. About this time my front brake started acting as if there was debris in the brake lever preventing it from operating smoothly. Not wanting to delay, I pushed on and figured I’d look at the brake later. It was still working, sort of, and how important is the front brake anyway?
The going was slow over the hills and through the woods, but I made it with a couple hours of daylight to spare. After pitching my tent I took a cold shower in the communal showers made from shipping pallets and garden hoses. German dudes were showering naked while the women waited patiently on the sidelines not wanting to get in the showers with a bunch of naked men. I assume they were German (and men, not women with penises). Who else would do that? Maybe the Dutch.
All cleaned up and looking semi-respectable I wandered into town for a cheap bowl of pasta and a very large beer before heading back to camp to peruse the Morning Links from the comfort of my tent. I could hear riders rolling in even after dark, but that didn’t stop me from falling sound asleep. With all the middle aged guys in tents, I expected to be kept awake by a constant stream of people making their way to the bathroom, but it didn’t happen. Maybe they were all dehydrated, or maybe I was too tired to notice.
At dawn of day 2 riders started getting up at dawn. I decided to lounge around for a while. Why rush? I’m on vacation. There’s dew on the tent and I want to let it dry before packing it away. Eventually I got up and made my way to the bathroom where there was a long line for the crapper. Note to self, get up early to beat the rush, especially when there’s only one john for a couple hundred people and the toilet paper supply is iffy.
After packing up I tried diagnosing the problem with my front brake but couldn’t figure it out, so I cycled to the town square for cappuccino and some pastries before setting off. Today was going to be less distance than yesterday, about 100km, but a lot more climbing, about 2000 meters. A lot more climbing also means a lot more downhill, so a fully functional front brake would be nice to have, but whatever.
About 40km into the ride we started the longest climb of the day and one of the longest of the whole ride, about 400 meters over 7km. I filled my bottles at a fountain at the bottom of the climb before heading up. The first half was on pavement and not too steep. I passed a guy on the side of the road who was bleeding from his elbows. He said he was hit by a motorcycle, but it was a mere flesh wound not requiring assistance. The Carabinieri had just left him, so I assume he was OK.
Soon we turned onto a dirt road and from here things got tough. The gradients kept getting steeper. 10%, 15%, 20%. I started putting on my pain face, and after seeing others push their bikes, I decided to get off and walk too. I just didn’t want to be the first.
At the top we rode along the ridge for a while before a nice long descent to the river Orcia and then we began a slow climb on dirt roads to Pienza. I had intended to make a short detour to see where part of the movie Gladiator was filmed, but it would have required more climbing, it was hot, and I was out of water. Instead I headed to town and was glad to find the fountain where I guzzled about 3 bottles of water. Bikes are not allowed in the center of town, so I locked up my bike and wandered into town for a panino and a sugary drink. I sat in the shade watching the well dressed tourists pass by.
Out of Pienza we began a nice paved descent until suddenly the course took a shortcut down what was probably the original road from hundreds of years ago. Many of these old paths have paving stones down the middle which can make for a ride that will shake your kidneys out your ass. It’s probably here that I lost my lock from the side pocket of my pannier. Hikers likely were able to make a nice collection of fruits, sandwiches and water bottles from the passing riders.
Safely back on pavement with kidneys still intact we started climbing again to the town of San Quirico d’Orcia where it was time for another gelato break. The road out of San Quirico did a full 360 loop before heading down another 8km to Torrenieri, which was home to a base camp. I considered stopping here, but it looked empty so I pushed on to the next camp. I later regretted my decision when I saw on Instagram that they had steak and sausages on the menu in Torrenieri.
I pushed on to the next base camp at Buonconvento about 15km down the road. Leaving Torrenieri the trail met up with Via Francegina which is a pilgrimage route from Rome to Canterbury much like El Camino de Santiago. The ride would share much of the route for the next 100km or so. The trail also met up with many of the roads used in the Strade Bianche bike race, which is what initially drew my attention to riding in this area. It was a blast to be zooming up and down these gravel roads, though they are not nearly as smooth as they appear on TV. Luckily this late in the day I had the road mostly to myself so I could go at my own pace and pick my own line. I can’t imagine riding these roads in a peloton. The trust those guys have in their skills and the skills of the other riders is insane.
Finally around 6 PM I pulled into Buonconvento, but nobody seemed to know where the base camp was. I lurked around the water fountain asking for direction until finally I decided to read the route guide. When in doubt, RTFM. As it turned out the camp was only about 100 yards away hidden in the middle of a city block connected only by a narrow passage. Of course there was no signage as this was Italy, and they don’t really do organization, not since Mussolini anyway. I paid my 10 Euros, pitched my tent, took a warm shower, and grabbed some dinner. I had the choice of pasta or a meat dish for about 5 Euros. I should have taken one of each, as I was burning about 5500 calories a day, but I didn’t want to be greedy.
I used the remaining daylight to take a closer look at the front brake. It had not engaged properly on a fast downhill curve which could have sent me into oncoming traffic, so I figured I better do something. I discovered that the brake pistons weren’t retracting fast enough when I released the brake lever, so there was slack in the brake cable and the ball at the end of the cable was getting caught. The root cause was either that the brake pistons were dirty or there was increased drag in the brake cable. Either way, I couldn’t properly fix it now, but at least I had a workaround. Just release the brake lever slowly to prevent slack.
This was the halfway point in the ride in terms of both distance and climbing, or so I thought. As this article is getting long and Glibs is always in need of content, I’m going to split this into two parts. So stay tuned for more Confessions of a Middle Aged Man in Lycra as we make our way through Siena, Monteriggioni, San Gimignano, Montalpacino, San Bonjovi, Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria, and much, much more.
Phrasing?
Mr. Roboto left that softball hanging.
I giggled.
17%.
That’s no joke.
I ask myself, “Why does a middle aged man in Lycra does this?”
I know, I know, there are things we have to prove to ourselves but why?
Because it’s there. But also because it’s a good way to see the scenery at a different pace than you would otherwise.
I’m glad you took us along, vicariously.
I had a few work days in Italy, many, many years ago, about 60 or so. Looks like some places haven’t changed a lot since then.
I’m glad you took us along, vicariously.
#metoo
I like the old stuff.
This is amazing. Sounds like an epic way to spend a vacation to be honest. I have a crazy idea that my son and I will spend a couple weeks in rural England hiking village to village but I am not sure that will ever happen. Maybe.
Try the path along the Hadrian Wall. Coast to coast, history by the kilometer and reasonable length. It is also hilly, but not too hilly.
Agreed, this is the perfect bike ride vacation. That part of the world properly is fucking beautiful. I’m surprised and glad they’ve got a pretty well working system of places to pitch your tents and shower. That’s a proper adventure, right there.
I do love how Euro towns still have medieval arches in use throughout their streets.
OT: Condom maker wants to make Lynn, MA the condom capital of the world
A historic creamery in Lynn has become the new home of one of the country’s largest condom distributors.
Global Protection Corp, a sexual health and wellness company, recently relocated its headquarters from Boston’s Seaport to the renovated building at 630 Lynnway, saying the move makes Lynn the nation’s busiest hub for condom shipments, with about 250 million condoms passing through the facility annually.
Once known as the “Shoe Capital of the World,” Davin Wedel, founder and CEO of the company, said they are now calling Lynn the “Condom Capital of the U.S.”
“Oh, honey baby, I’ll make your creamery even more historic with my own creamery goodness. Rub ya right in the hub…”
More dicks from MA coming to NH!
Commuting to Lynn from NH is probably just as painful as commuting to the Seaport District from NH. Lynn is northeast of Boston, but I-93 goes straight south from NH into Boston going near the Seaport District whereas there is no equivalent road from NH into Lynn.
Actually, maybe if you want to live on the NH Seacoast the commute to Lynn might be easier. Though good luck finding a decent place there cheaper than you would in MA.
oh wait a minute…. there was a joke in there that I missed?
I guess it is time to call it a night.
lol!
250 M, that’s it? Some guys aren’t doing their share. Too much pulling their load, so to speak.
88M
We pull out.
I kinda enjoy how Justice Action Jackson is pulling shit that makes the others cringe. I don’t analyze the SCOTUS beat, but directly calling out another Justice is, IIRC, incredibly rare and a very tsk-tsking thing to do. With the birthright citizenship decision, “Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson agreed with the opinion in full, but wrote to respond to Clarence Thomas’ dissent, arguing that Thomas fundamentally misunderstands what the Reconstruction Amendments — the Thirteenth, Fourteenth, and Fifteenth Amendments — are trying to accomplish.
“Despite his longstanding endorsement of a ‘colorblind’ Constitution, Justice Thomas, now surprisingly suggests that the Citizenship Clause was a race-conscious remedial measure, relating only to ‘freed slaves such as Dred Scott’ — but that narrow vision of the Fourteenth Amendment bears little relationship to the history of its ratification.”’
I’m quite sure Thomas is fuming. ‘THAT bitch is telling ME that *I* misunderstand?! Justice, please.’
I mean, it’s blindingly obvious that the writers of the Fourteenth Amendment had anchor babies and bankrupting the natives in mind… right?
Yeah… she is a dependably stupid activist, which is exactly why Joe nominated her, but Roberts… JFC what a squish. You can often count on him to chicken shit out of controversial but correct conclusion.
Perhaps the drafters of the 14th should have been more precise with the language of the amendment if they wanted even more constraints on birthright citizenship.
“Shall not be infringed” is apparently up for debate. There’s nothing the drafters of the 14th could have changed that would move it beyond debate.
IIRC the disputed phrase is “subject to the jurisdiction thereof” which at the time it was written was obviously understood to exclude the children of illegal aliens until the left got around to twisting it to their advantage and here we are.
Jesus, that midwit calling out Thomas publicly has to be rage inducing. Which may, in fact, be the point, come to think of it.
OT: Unpossible. MA has strict gun laws
Though, I did see a report claiming the pick up truck had NH plates.
I-Team sources said that Massachusetts State Police stopped a pick-up truck allegedly involved in a shooting at Highland Common in Berlin and that one person in the car may be armed.
The alleged shooting in Berlin took place at 3:30 p.m. in the parking lot, according to Berlin Police. They said that officers had originally responded to a report of an assault, but were informed about possible gunshots on the way there. Around an hour later, I-495 in Lowell was closed by the Massachusetts Department of Transportation.
They closed an interstate?
Oh, FFS.
We used our robot dog to break the window, but unfortunately the window tint we couldn’t get past it. We had to use non-lethal rounds to break the rest of the window. We used a drone to identify that the suspect was deceased,” Massachusetts State Police Deputy Superintendent Dan Tucker said.
They had a standoff with a corpse.
And their super-cool robot dog couldnt break a window and couldnt help.
It’s good he was dead because otherwise every commuter would have killed him.
Happy birthday, Thomas Sowell! 96!
I can do that, and it’s not that I don’t wanna! I just haven’t had time yet!
Lets revisit this conversation in 2082.
Count me out! No way, Man!
I have returned. Call off the dogs.
Grass is cut? Relax, cool down with some of your favorite beverage.
Yes, the grass is done
I read beverage as cleavage.
Still works.
Sorry, Kinnath, we hath loosed the Dogs of War.
The Dogs of War
If I ever go to Tuscany, it will be for the sole purpose of drinking wine.
It’s about the same price as the water, so it just makes sense.
No kidding.
Alla Vecchia Bettola, Florence – they bring out the gallon bottle of house wine, 5€, all you can drink. It was excellent.
Hey all,
After 7 days and 6 nights we are back home, safe and sound. The firefighters did a terrific job and were able to treat this fire more or less as a controlled burn. We won’t have to worry about a fire from the west anymore, all of the fuel has been consumed and most of the trees are going to survive.
Thanks for your concern over the last week.
👍
🥳
Great to hear. Damn. That’s a long time. Hope it was easy as possible.
Molto bene
Whoa. Glad it all turned out well.
Huzzah!
Excellent news!
This afternoon we had one of our silly side discussions about air conditioning adding heat to the outside, warming up cities.
Just to point out how silly that idea is, a small city lot of 0.2 acres will absorb about 4,000 Kilowatt-hours of solar energy over the course of a day. A 2 ton AC unit for the house on that lot would produce maybe 70 Kilowatt-hours of waste heat. During that day.
Now, the entire earth is getting hit with that kind of radiation all day, every day. And it radiates that heat back out into space. We know that because we do not melt into a giant ball of lava. The earth is in balance for heat coming and going.
That is why it is hot over the AC condenser when it is running, but in general the AC waste heat is negligible.
That energy is a drop in the bucket of all the energy that is being dissapated every day.
/ nerd alert
Urban heat islands are a thing but I think it has more to do with concrete and asphalt than forest heat sources.
And releasing stored heat as the air temp cools overnight
It’s that stage of internet arguing where straws are grasped where the “It’s technically correct” is the gound upon which they stand.
I made fun of it too and I am by no means an expert in any of this stuff but it has always been my suspicion that puny humans are not having the colossal impact on Gaia that lefties think they are. Rather they pretend we are so they can control us. They don’t believe it, either.
“They don’t believe it, either.”
The Useful Idiots do. With religious zeal. They were told the end was nigh, they bought it and did what they were told to make the world ‘a better place.’ They changed their habits to accommodate recycling, low-flo and ECO-everything. Like many/most ‘standard’ religions, I imagine the followers don’t ‘follow’ much after they perform their rituals. (Particularly when others can see.)
The religious vacuum must be filled. Angry Climate Daddy perfectly fits what a wrathful god from yore would bring.
Yeah, I mean the pols.
They believe it as they don’t think about it. It is received wisdom.
San Gimignano
I am incapable of saying that name without doing so in the style of the Commendatore singing Don Giovanni…
“Florida woman claims cocaine found in her butt after arrest must’ve been from ‘intimate encounter’
A Florida woman picked up an extra felony charge when she wildly tried to smuggle nearly 4 grams of cocaine into a county jail through her “jail purse.”
Front purse, back purse, jail purse, bonus purse. I tells ya, I purse my lips at all these purses. Her lips pursed ’round that fat 8-ball, comin’ to the clink ta party. (Her not in a jail and in a good mood? Bit of a cutie. Would party with. I’ll have her lined ’round the block.)
Prison purse. Female
Prison wallet. Both sexes.
Oh, but do you know what a prison First is?
My dad said when he did time someone would fart in the cell block at night and the response from somewhere in the dark would be “ah, a virgin!”
The kiddie diddlers in the house passed the KIDS Act. So now the kiddie diddlers in the Senate get to weigh in on it, too.
Then the kiddie diddler in the White House gets to decline to veto it.
When they’re done diddling the kids they just want to be able to didlde you, too.
SiL’s bestie, Plus Size boutique owner and recently proclaimed to be “bi” to be a better ally, was at the Pride Fest whatever thing and posted a pic of her also plus-sized ally, wearing a shirt with two hockey players skating for the puck
“The only ICE I like is the ice my two gay hockey boyfriends skate around on”
What the fuckityfuck is that even trying to mean? Why do you have two gay hockey boyfriends? Do you have a straight hockey boyfriend? (Assuredly, not.) Two gay track and field boyfriends? Do y’all, uh, play together? Do you like iced coffee? Tea? Cream? What the fuck is wrong with you? And why hockey, anyway?
These are the advantages of graduating illiterate ‘adults’ who find ‘adulting’ so gosh-darn hard. Such followers. Yeeesh.
They are so inclusive, no straights are allowed.
Gay hockey player fiction is hot right now.
She’s a follower not a leader.
All that stick handling?
“Insurgent socialist candidate Melat Kiros defeated longtime Rep. Diana DeGette (D-Colo.) Tuesday in Colorado’s 1st District House primary, marking the latest blow to the establishment wing of the Democratic Party. — Kiros, who was born in Ethiopia, has faced criticism for her anti-Israel views and refusal to describe the firebombing of a pro-Israel rally in Boulder as antisemitic.”
She’s cute, but a profoundly pronounced forehead. She’ll menopause burst into the elderly shaman in Temple of Doom.
Fun fact – she got to immigrate here because a week after she was born in Ethiopia her father won the United States Diversity Visa Lottery.
What a boon for the nation.
I am enjoying reading another tale from our serious rider.
Seems like a bunch of work for a free bottle of wine- in Tuscany. I hope it is a bottle worthy of OMWC saying he’s jealous.
Its a nice thing to read about but I would not want to do it.
Well you can’t ride in the sun….
Gonna be a hot one in the Northeast today.
Mornin’
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfjtdnUsls
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😐🥵
Good morning Sean, U, Ted’S., Grumble, and Stinky, and good afternoon Pie!
It’s already 77 Freedom Degrees in SW OH, with 89% humidity and a forecast high of 93. There’s a pretty good chance we’re going to skip tonight’s minor league baseball game. 🥵
So you can watch the soccer instead!
I didn’t know the cats were getting a game going.
🥅😼⚽🐱👤🥅
76 here, forecast to hit 95. Humidity now sitting at 89%
80 in my apt, with 77% humidity.
Not having a fun time.
It is already 83 with 76% humidity. It is going to be unpleasant.
Another fucking helicopter pilot?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/new-jersey-democrats-pick-navy-veteran-rebecca-bennett-to-face-absent-gop-rep-tom-kean-jr
well she did not knock down any planes so that is something.
It’s about time!
Is she promising to end of all the practices her party has put in place over decades that dramatically increased the prices of everything long before Orange Hitler arrived on the scene?
You nee to do one of those rides where you stop every hour to drink a glass of wine then ride on
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jun/03/la-medocaine-cycling-france-booziest-wackiest-race
I have so many audiobooks waiting to be listened to that it’s absurd. I need more than just my commute if I’m going to dent the backlog.
Day 13 of my ‘vacation,’ and day 11 of my mother being in the hospital. They did cardiovert her and that went well, but she’s also anemic so they have been giving her iron supplements via IV for a few days now. They are giving her blood thinners, but they may have interacted adversely with some of her existing meds, so her numbers were not showing what was expected. They will likely reduce her dosage on that to see if they get better numbers. She got a unit of plasma to set her up for an endoscopy and colonoscopy, which showed no GI issues (internal bleeding, etc.) so that was good. She was weak as hell after that, and they were planning to give her a unit of blood to regain her energy and oxygen levels, so I imagine she might not be released today, but maybe tomorrow. She ate only a little dinner last night after not having eaten for close to 20 hours (prep for the scoping, plus waiting for them to get around to actually doing it.) Hopefully her appetite will be better for breakfast.
My father is getting more frustrated with the staff and the lack of good communication. I’ve been handling questions to the doctors initially to be more diplomatic about it.
Also trying to keep their spirits up. There’s a white board in my mother’s room that has a Goal for the Day section. For the first several days nothing was written there, so I bought some dry erase markers and started writing my own goals in there. “Feel Better”, “Walks (2), Smiles (3)”, “Remember! Your son loves (to tease) you”, and stuff like that. A couple of days ago someone else had re-written “Feel Better” there, so the staff has noticed. My mother is appalled at me doing this, so I challenge her to get up and stop me. I went to a family breakfast without my parents and spread the word on her to them, and got them all to sign a get well card for her (she doesn’t want to see anyone but me and my dad right now), and that cheered her up.
I had planned to go up to northern NH and Maine for a day each to see some other relatives and spend some time with friends up here, but all that keeps getting delayed. I start driving back to TX on the 10th, so missing out on this is getting me a bit more on edge each day. Weeding her gardens and helping my father with yardwork helps burn off some of that stress.
My mom’s been in and out of one of the supposedly better hospitals in the area lately too. The communication and general administration is dreadful here as well, just piss poor in a way that’s alarming. I’ve noticed that in local offices and clinics too and it seems from my experience to be a general indictment of the medical industry.
How good will the outcomes be if the doctors and nurses are generally OK but the records keep getting fucked up and you have to jump through crazy hoops to get a callback after leaving a message if you get a callback at all?
I hope your mother continues to improve and the hospital staff acquires some communication skills.
Best wishes to your mom, you, and your family. I hope things clear up enough that you get some vacation time in before the drive back!
Best wishes
I get to wander where I want because I have the magic press pass….
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/judge-blocks-pentagon-press-escort-204502415.html
Maybe someone could sue for unfettered, unaccompanied access to the judge’s chambers.
Could you imagine if DOGE gave access to Trump-friendly journalists to follow them around wasteful civil servants?
Which kind of wasteful? The cyberloafing, or the ones who rubber-stamp payments to lefty NGOs?
Both: the country civil servants, *and* the western civil servants.
The criminal records of all the J6 journalists will be cleared, right?
Fine, escort everyone.
Why the hell are they letting anyone run around there unaccompanied, let alone that sainted class?
Put up more “Use of Lethal Force is Authorized” signs and shoot to kill.
Where is the “Psychopaths Should Register” sign?
Good morning Gibbies! Disappearing into NC mountains for a few days. Off grid and offline. Early happy 4th to all.
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No canoes! Or banjos.
What about porcine squealing?
It’s a Burnerish event, so not that kind of shenanigans.
And to you JI.
suh’ fam
whats goody
Mornin’